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[replying to: He created us for His pleasure and what good would we be if we could not communicate with Him and how could we serve Him if we didn't know what expectations He had of us?. Example, if you have kids, would you choose not to speak to them?]

If I had a basically infinate amount of kids, I wouldn't have time to speak to all of them personally.

God is perfect, but humans are not. Humans had to write down the Bible, because God couldn't.

WatersMoon110 Christian AND NeoPagan!, Christian Forums 39 Comments [8/11/2008 6:31:39 AM]
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#626340
Jay-Sus

God is perfect, but humans are not. Humans had to write down the Bible, because God couldn't.

What are his hands broke or is he 'occupied' with something else?

8/11/2008 6:33:14 AM
#626367


"God is perfect, but humans are not. Humans had to write down the Bible, because God couldn't."

Those statements are contradictory. If God is perfect but humans are not, how come humans could do it and God couldn't? Sounds like humans are actually better than God.

8/11/2008 6:59:56 AM
#626372
Poe Expert (Done 316 poe things)

Way to contradict yourself douche.

8/11/2008 7:14:06 AM
#626375
Jack Bauer

Sorry, I don't speak gibberish.

8/11/2008 7:15:17 AM
#626379
ID82

If God is perfect why can't he write again?

8/11/2008 7:20:24 AM
#626390
Grimesy

"He created us for his pleasure" huh. Got to make you wonder why he was unable to write.

8/11/2008 7:36:12 AM
#626405


Wait, God is perfect BUT He's unable to write down the Bible(however, apparently mere humans can, WTF) and speak to so many children?. Man, I think that you should reconsider the meaning of the word "perfect".

8/11/2008 7:52:31 AM
#626451
Nowonmai

Thank you for finally admitting that MAN wrote the bible, not your God, because your God couldn't!

So much for being all powerful.

8/11/2008 8:58:29 AM
#626457
Lulzmonger

If he was perfect..

Why couldn't he write?

8/11/2008 9:09:16 AM
#626494
Nirjuana

So even though God is omnipotent and omnipresent he can't talk to everyone and can't even write a fucking book?!

8/11/2008 9:36:35 AM
#626517
Princess Rot

God is perfect >> God can't write. How did you work that one out?

8/11/2008 9:54:53 AM
#626547
Mister Spak

God is illiterate? Like his fundies?

8/11/2008 10:25:55 AM
#626555
Illuminatalie

"God is perfect, but humans are not. Humans had to write down the Bible, because God couldn't"
Gibberish.

8/11/2008 10:36:13 AM
#626611
aaa

What?

8/11/2008 11:44:31 AM
#626640
Hi

"God is perfect, but humans are not. Humans had to write down the Bible, because God couldn't."

Can I quote you on that?

Oops, too late. I just did. :)

8/11/2008 12:41:50 PM
#626644
Eden

There are "just" 6*10^9 "kids" on earth, one should think that god would have no problems to speak to them.
If he wished he could use something that is called TV (or internet) and was created by these imperfect humans you talk about. Unless god had more perfect ways to do it ;-)

According to the bible he talked to lots of people in history, smetimes even accompanied by nice divine pyrotechnics, like burning pieces local fauna. No reason why he should do this allegedly 4000 years ago, but no more today.

8/11/2008 12:52:04 PM
#626656
Michael

If this god thing is perfect, how come he created a no-brainer like you?
Many of the stories in the Bible had to be told by story-tellers and poets to an illiterate audience.
To keep a story interesting, they always added thier own "embellishments" which got passed on up to the time that quill hit the parchment, or iron scatched the stone (that's why the ancient scripts were written right-to-left, or your God was left-handed).

8/11/2008 1:11:02 PM
#626666
Mr Smith

If I had a basically infinate amount of kids, I wouldn't have time to speak to all of them personally.

If you had an infinite amount of kids then your reality would consist of nothing but children in all directions.

Since there exist things that aren't human, God did not have an infinite number of children.

8/11/2008 1:35:25 PM
#626673
Mr Smith

Sorry, double post

8/11/2008 1:45:53 PM
#626712
werewolf

Your god is illiterate?

8/11/2008 2:24:00 PM
#626762
GigaGuess

But YOU aren't perfect, omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. Go is. Your ball.

8/11/2008 2:46:50 PM
#626929
Mrs. Antichrist

Uh... so God is perfect and can do anything except for writing the bible and defeating iron chariots?

Can you image if the bible had been written on an iron chariot?

8/11/2008 3:46:41 PM
#626984


I thought God was omnipresent and omnipotent..?


Also, not fundie.

8/11/2008 4:10:53 PM
#627217
anonymous_troy

"He created us for His pleasure"

WHOOOOOO

"If I had a basically infinate amount of kids, I wouldn't have time to speak to all of them personally."

Yes, but we must also assume you are all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving, and afraid of iron chariots.

"God is perfect, but humans are not. Humans had to write down the Bible, because God couldn't."

But He is ALL-POWERFUL
And He can't even write a book?

8/11/2008 5:27:08 PM
#628015
Old Viking

I can appreciate their positions more when they're explained clearly like this.

8/12/2008 12:22:10 AM
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