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Quote# 44654

How about this...sex should wait until you're married.
It's a smart idea with no possible way of "accidentally" getting pregnant, and it's God's law...how cool is that? :D

ilikesocks321, newsweek.com 26 Comments [8/11/2008 2:17:18 PM]
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#626720
Garfield

even when you are married you can get "accidentially" pregnant! Not every couple wants to have children right way!
God's law doesn't apply to me - I'm "the other people"

8/11/2008 2:27:58 PM
#626730
JohnTheAtheist

Actually, I will let you onto a little secret. Come here. Shhhh....sex is fun and it feels good. God bless the scientists because they have actually figured out how to have sex and NOT get pregnant. How cool is that?

8/11/2008 2:34:33 PM
#626738
Brain_In_A_Jar

It's a smart idea with no possible way of "accidentally" getting pregnant, and it's God's law...how cool is that?

Not nearly as cool as the idea of spending a couple of bucks on a piece of shaped latex and having sex right now.

8/11/2008 2:37:23 PM
#626754
Marsten

Do people still say 'cool'?

8/11/2008 2:44:07 PM
#626803
aaa

It's like communism. Great idea, but it'll never work properly.

8/11/2008 3:05:09 PM
#626843
Beeblebrox

How about this...sex should wait until you're married.

How about this: Stop dictating to consenting adults what they do in their private lives.

Marsten

#662612


2008-Aug-11 02:44 PM

Do people still say 'cool'?

Only when things are cool, baby.

"I'm so cool you could store a side of beef in me for a week. I'm so hip I have trouble seeing past my pelvis!"---Zaphod Beeblebrox

8/11/2008 3:17:04 PM
#626854
Deep Space Cowboy

Yeah, let's look at god's law, shall we?
In the bible, the law was far more concerned with *women* not having sex before marriage than the men. There were no laws about stoning men to death if it was found they were not virgins on their wedding nights. There was nothing the woman could do. She couldn't return him to his parents as damaged goods, like the men did to the women.
Also, what about all the prostitutes and concubines in the bible? They weren't married, and there was plenty of business for them. Who was going to them?
Why would god's law allow men to stone a woman to death for having sex before marriage, but men could rape women and then marry them, take many wives, visit prostitutes, and keep concubines, and it's all good?

8/11/2008 3:19:11 PM
#626863


Ok, you can get "accidentally" pregnant if you're either raped or molested(and by the way, what's the argument for men or for infertile women?). And concerning God, well, does rules out Buddhist, atheists, shamanists and even Moslems and Jewish, specially men. Well, it's not very cool. Try better.

8/11/2008 3:24:06 PM
#626872
I usurped god.

You do realize that married people experience unexpected pregnancies and STDs too?

8/11/2008 3:26:50 PM
#626939


So, since I'm a lesbian (no risk of accidental pregnancy) can I go ahead and have sex now, or should I wait until I'm married?

8/11/2008 3:50:37 PM
#626952
Mick

God can shove it up his debatable arsehole.

8/11/2008 3:57:54 PM
#626958
Freakingout

there are merits to abstinence, I dont think anyone would argue against that. The problem is when you try to force it on people

8/11/2008 4:00:09 PM
#626960
Comicartist

Actually that's not very cool at all.

8/11/2008 4:01:30 PM
#626969
Foster Disbelief

Til you get married and find out you have absolutely no sexual compatibility with your spouse and will never experience good sex, or even know what good sex is, in turn leading to either yet another divorce or coitus once every year in order to fill up that quiver.

I trust you stone to death anyone who works on the sabbath and refuse to wear clothing weaved from two different fibers, since that is also god's law and therefore, in your mind, "cool."

Nah, you're probably another one of those hypocrits for jesus, who follow god's law when it is convienent, and ignoring it when it's not.


8/11/2008 4:06:44 PM
#626995


"It's a smart idea with no possible way of "accidentally" getting pregnant"

No it isn't. Marriage is not a magical barrier that will protect you from accidental pregnancies (or STDs).

8/11/2008 4:15:04 PM
#627057
Mister Spak

How about this...show me the god that made this law and I'll obey it...how cool is that?

8/11/2008 4:28:51 PM
#627088
IanC

You do that, but don't force it on the rest of us.

I like the way he seems to assume married couples always want to have babies.

8/11/2008 4:37:21 PM
#627101
Mike

You can still get accidently pregnant, like missing pills or a condom breaking.

8/11/2008 4:41:05 PM
#627125
GigaGuess

I think it blows, personally.

8/11/2008 4:49:46 PM
#627239
Princess Rot

Yes, of course, nobody ever gets raped or has desires for sexual relations outside of marriage. Nobody has heard of the existence of contraceptives, because everybody knows a wedding ring will protect you from unwanted pregnancy, all types of hurt, sexually-transmitted diseases and rape!

Fuckwit.

8/11/2008 5:38:05 PM
#627288
Jay-Sus

You clearly know nothing about rape.

8/11/2008 5:52:59 PM
#627398
StridentLobster

Not very, dipshit.

8/11/2008 6:36:09 PM
#627929
Old Viking

God's law? You mean all that Old Testament barbarism?

8/11/2008 11:24:24 PM
#629668
Duraji

How cool is that? It's pretty cool in theory, too bad that it's not the way reality works.

8/13/2008 2:59:41 AM
#630698
daken

good for you, you found something that works, for you, what about those of us that think otherwise?

8/13/2008 7:20:26 PM
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