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[Did God say that earth was the only place He created life?]

(cody) it is conceivable that God created life on other planets but inconceivable that any of them were made in his image. that would mean Jesus would have to go and die on every planet that God created life in his image on.

(hasse_john) It is implied (in Job) that there is other life. Since this is the sin marred blight on the universe, I am sure we are 'Quarantined'

cody, hasse_john, Yahoo answers 21 Comments [8/11/2008 6:48:21 AM]
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#626359

Jay-Sus

(hasse_john) It is implied (in Job) that there is other life. Since this is the sin marred blight on the universe, I am sure we are 'Quarantined'

I think you two should be quarantined to stop the spread of you stupidity.

8/11/2008 6:52:07 AM

#626360

Smith

But if Jesus couldn't go and die on all those planets, Jesus, who is God, is not omnipotent.

Biitch.

8/11/2008 6:53:02 AM

#626364

J-Hay

What's really fucked up about this line of "thinking" is that if we ever do come in contact with an extra-terrestrial race who were peaceful, fundies would never accept them as people because they're not human and therefore not created in "His image" and therefore not special. No matter how advanced or intelligent, christians like cody would deem them inferior and no more above that of an earthworm because they have no "soul".

8/11/2008 6:55:33 AM

#626365

Miss Blasphemy

it is conceivable that God created life on other planets but inconceivable that any of them were made in his image. that would mean Jesus would have to go and die on every planet that God created life in his image on.

Limiting your omni-all God yet again, huh?

*@ J-Hay, that's depressing..

8/11/2008 6:55:56 AM

#626369

Freakingout

so in other word beings from another planet would not be humans?

8/11/2008 7:12:51 AM

#626403

Grimesy

If there is life on other planets, COULD YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF TO THERE! We don't need people of your intellectual caliber here.

8/11/2008 7:50:28 AM

#626418

LOLWUT

It's about chemistry. Science will reveal what life may be like elsewhere. Religion is something we should have outgrown long ago.

8/11/2008 8:15:43 AM

#626431

booley

"that would mean Jesus would have to go and die on every planet that God created life in his image on. "

Wouldn't this mean that every planet where God created sentient life, that life disobeyed God? Like over and over again?

Wouldn't this imply a flawed creator?

At least according your (ahem) ..."Logic"

8/11/2008 8:32:16 AM

#626442

Following the Cody's logic, only nowadays Palestinian would be made to his image, because that's where Jesus was born and crucified. And the same applies to hasse_John.

8/11/2008 8:44:40 AM

#626455

Lulzmonger

Jesus was into bondage, he LOVED to die over and over again.

Besides, according to your big book o' fairy tales he ''dissapeared'' from his ''last'' resting place.

I call for U.S.S Enterprise.

8/11/2008 9:07:42 AM

#626515

The Jamo

"that would mean Jesus would have to go and die on every planet that God created life in his image on. "

Yeah, dying and coming back to life once is hard enough! What else do you want, you vultures?

8/11/2008 9:54:05 AM

#626524

EnglerP

"But inconceivable that any of them were made in his image"
Blasphemy! The Covenant are the only ones who were made in God's image!

8/11/2008 10:00:54 AM

#626581

MK

Of course, failing to take into account the fact that the whole universe is destroyed in order to remove our sin marred blight...

8/11/2008 11:07:10 AM

#626608

Jesus Klingon

Praise jEbus, we're quarantined!

8/11/2008 11:42:52 AM

#626618

aaa

Groan...

8/11/2008 11:53:50 AM

#626619

Ozymandias

I really wonder if we ever find aliens, if they have fundies like this who claim we can't be made in their god's image, 'cause we're two-legged and two-armed and hairy and don't have any Cthulhu-like tentacles.

8/11/2008 11:58:00 AM

#626620

Beeblebrox

Since this is the sin marred blight on the universe, I am sure we are 'Quarantined'

Right on! Let's make sure we carry on the Christian tradition of shame-based guilt. After all, how else would the Christian church keep us under its thumb?

It is implied (in Job) that there is other life.

What a shame Job is a stolen mythological fable that was re-shaped to fit the Christian doctrine.

8/11/2008 11:58:18 AM

#626628

"Since this is the sin marred blight on the universe, I am sure we are 'Quarantined'"

This might not be far off from the truth. If you were an alien, would you choose to visit a planet full of fundies that would mistake you for the beast of revelation and/or god upon your landing?

8/11/2008 12:12:00 PM

#626662

Michael

They will only land on Earth when all the fundies are gone.

8/11/2008 1:32:28 PM

#627977

Old Viking

Totally unfamiliar with any philosophical concepts of God. They don't even know such concepts exist. To them, God is a bearded white male who wants nothing to do with other life forms.

8/11/2008 11:59:10 PM

#628172

Skyknight

"that would mean Jesus would have to go and die on every planet that God created life in his image on."

...Wait a minute. Is Cody saying that it's inevitable that any population made in God's image would have to have become entranced by sin and corruption?

I wish they'd make up their minds. Is sin necessary or not necessary to God's ideals?!

8/12/2008 2:25:26 AM