God has not hid himself. There is no game of cosmic hide-n'-seek going on at all. All of creation shouts that there is a benevolent Creator.
[9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Except, you know, tigers, lions, sharks... ...uranium... ...asteroids, and many other things...
11/20/2010 1:51:13 PM
Yeah, things like cerebral pares, spina bifida, Thalidomide babies, switched-off vitamin C-producing genes, famines, wars, genocides, bullying, a one-in-95 success rate at procreation, etc, really shouts there's a benevolent Creator behind it all!
Or, you know, not!
11/20/2010 2:20:12 PM
Okay. I'll assume, just for the sake of arguement that yes your claim of a benevolent creator is truthful.
Someone really oughtta fire the ass of this bumbling incompetent you call a 'god'.
11/20/2010 7:42:09 PM
Then it's shouting in a language that I and millions of others don't understand. More likely, you have no fucking idea what "benevolent" means.
11/20/2010 11:35:29 PM
All creation shouts he is kind? That's a leap in logic, there. By the same, you existing is proof that Mr. G-d exists AND has a sense of humor.
4/4/2011 3:17:07 AM
All of nature is in a constant struggle to propogate species. All of nature, in this struggle, is a battleground, with all life existing at the expense of other species. This is benevolent how?
4/4/2011 3:26:08 AM
*sticks her head out the window*
*ducks back inside*
Well I heard lots of crickets, a car backfiring, and the occasional dog barking. Maybe they're talking in code.
4/4/2011 4:57:53 PM
That must be why 99.999% of the visible universe is utterly hostile to all life.
4/4/2011 4:59:55 PM
But look how we just happen to live where life is sustainable, Mister Person ! This got to be the work of a benevolent God, of course !
Or it just could be my heavy medication against flu.
11/25/2011 7:29:26 AM
11/25/2011 7:32:42 AM
Everything should be shouting "RAmen!" then.
11/25/2011 8:00:41 AM
"All of creation shouts that there is a benevolent Creator"
'Benevolent'? [/Spartan Laconic Wit]:
Now everyone go down, and turn to page 69 (*
'All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid.
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks?
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them
And the moral of this hymn:
His Noodlyness The Flying Spaghetti Monster
And may the all-benevolent Touch of His Noodle be upon you all.
Now go in peace and Be Excellent to everyone; not being dicks, unlike right-wing fundies are to others.
11/25/2011 10:27:54 AM
"God has not hid himself. There is no game of cosmic hide-n'-seek going on at all."
Funny that there was "Doctor Who" on the TV at the time; an episode featuring the Daleks, no less...!
[/English cultural stereotypes] X3
11/25/2011 11:32:52 AM