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Quote# 4396

Just another sign that Satan is running rampant and Jesus is coming soon. It is so scary he is going after the kids though...first Harry Potter and now spellcasting Barbie. We need to pray for the protection of our children.

LadyJ, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#372449
Corey

Go pray, if we're lucky then your kids will get raised without being indoctrinated because you're too busy praying to do so.

12/30/2007 5:30:02 AM

#372453
anti-nonsense

Oh NOOOOES not SPELLCASTING BARBIE!

12/30/2007 5:32:50 AM

#373060
Martha Jones

Spellcasting Barbie? LORD ALMIGHTY It's THE APCOMALYPSE!

12/31/2007 2:40:42 AM

#373063
Philbert McAdamia

BARBIE???????÷¿¿??!!!!1!!!!!j

ZOMFG SAVE KEN!! SAVE G.I. JOE!!

12/31/2007 2:48:22 AM

#373072
aqualung

oh noes, think of the children.

12/31/2007 2:59:55 AM

#373133
Sigmund Freud

"Jesus is coming"

I hope you swallow ...

12/31/2007 5:57:54 AM

#373162
dworkin

If this is the best Prince of Darkness can do I'm canceling my campaign contribution.

12/31/2007 7:14:35 AM

#373193
SSJPunk

I cast MAGIC MISSILE!

12/31/2007 7:59:09 AM

#374801
For Whom The Bell Tolls

Wouldn't satan be doing bigger things that Barbie and Harry Potter.

1/3/2008 10:20:05 PM

#537894


Watch out! Harrry Potter is coming!!! AHHH And Barbie is with him.

6/11/2008 6:12:36 PM

#539294


Harry Potter and Barbie? OH, NOES!

6/12/2008 2:43:05 PM

#901449
JSS

I really don't know which crime is worse, the kids innocently playing with spellcasting Barbies and reading Harry Potter books and thereby engaging in (gasp) witchcraft, or the so-called "God of Love" casting such kids into everlasting hellfire and eternal torture.

2/16/2009 3:30:33 AM

#901529
Ian

Damn that barbie, teaching my kids magicky things.

2/16/2009 5:01:56 AM
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