Quote# 4379

Either way, evolve me something, and then repeat it until there are no discrepancies. Oh, and I personally believe the rapture is going to happen within the next 30 years so ya' gotta hurry...

Rom831, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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LadyHellsing




1/15/2008 6:21:30 PM

Anon

yes
because we can force evolution
and Rapture is already here
just buy Bioshock, and look around

12/3/2008 2:40:55 AM

shigglesandgits

Um...well...I've evolved antibiotic resistant staph bacteria in lab in about two weeks. Is that good enough for you? If it is, I can just give you my old lab notes.

12/3/2008 4:11:05 AM

a mind far far away

This sounds kind of Poe-ish to me. Or just blatantly arrogant. Evolution does not fucking work that way. I don't think we can say it enough for you to get it through your thick fucking skulls, but we've said it enough to make my dog understand it.

12/3/2008 4:29:19 AM

Darwin

Why don't you evolve a fucking brain?

12/3/2008 5:08:26 AM

Grigadil

Rom831, submit a DNA sample. Our bioengineers will evolve a strain of bacteria which will kill you, and be totally harmless to everyone else.

Give them six months.

12/3/2008 5:19:55 AM

cy4nide

OK, the Rapture is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! Jesus fucking Christ, the whole idea of the Rapture that you retard born-agains love so much comes from the 19th century. The end of the world as described in the buybel was supposed to be while the apostles were still alive (the "last generation" is the fucking people that were around with Jebus or maybe their kids)so even IF the Revelation thingy was gonna happen it is around 2 millenia overdue

1/30/2012 4:42:46 PM

Sentry Gun

9 years latter, still no rapture.

9/5/2012 2:25:22 AM

Justanoheatheist

Did this idiot really write "evolve me something?" Farking hell, is it possible to have a negative IQ?

9/5/2012 3:00:27 AM

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