This can't be real. It just can't be...
1/13/2007 7:54:01 AM
Wow a fundie post I can almost agree with... now I'm scared
1/13/2007 8:40:53 AM
Yes, come over to the dark side.
1/13/2007 1:40:39 PM
I wonder what he thinks the Big Bang was, then, if he doesn't believe in it but does believe a perfect description of it.
1/13/2007 5:41:16 PM
that's what the big bang is, jerkface.
1/16/2008 10:35:56 PM
"Humongous Space Kablooie"?
1/16/2008 10:59:19 PM
Guys, I have to admit it. He's right. I agree with him. I also don't believe in evolution. But I DO think that animals might change a little from generation to generation to better suite their environment.
1/16/2008 11:01:20 PM
I don't believe in Santa! I just believe in a jolly fat man in red coming down everyone's chimneys at Christmas, and leaving presents!
1/16/2008 11:02:51 PM
This guy is alternately rather intelligent (for a fundie) and extraordinarily stupid.
1/16/2008 11:05:18 PM
Congratulations, you have mastered doublethink. Have a shot of victory gin on me.
1/16/2008 11:11:12 PM
Headless Unicorn Guy
"But I just won't call it a Big Bang, because that's what Secular Humanists (TM) call it."
Whether you call the distance across my bedroom Ten Feet or Three Meters, it's the same distance.
1/16/2008 11:16:59 PM
Cue confused Morbo:
THE BIG BANG DOES WORK THAT WAY!
3/9/2008 5:20:18 PM
Ok, so a big sploosh?
3/18/2008 5:13:52 PM
3/18/2008 5:47:57 PM
This isn't really fundy; it's just sloppy science. Something tells me that FSTDT is going overboard with the Rapture Ready quotes. Sure, it's a fundy website, but you have to dig in and find the real gems before you parade them around here.
3/18/2008 6:07:52 PM
Clearly, this is satire.
3/18/2008 6:17:04 PM
So you DO believe in it!
3/18/2008 8:50:35 PM
Apparently you do believe but you don't know it yet....or......maybe someone's trying to sneak reality into Rapture Ready
3/21/2008 12:36:24 AM