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Lived in Devon for many years. It hit a very slippery slope in '99.
Women got pierced and tattooed and the nation was lost.
Miss good old Britannia.

Ulf Gunther, Daily Heil (oops I meant...nah, leave it) 31 Comments [7/18/2008 12:47:59 PM]
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#593831
MoqingBird

The End Times began with a tattooed woman in Devon? Seems a bit of an anticlimax, really...

7/18/2008 1:10:22 PM

#593838
Grigadil

I believe I know the lady, actually.

Ulf, you poor sod, grow a skin eh?

7/18/2008 1:15:17 PM

#593847
FundieBasher

Oh good heavens, not TATTOOS!!!

7/18/2008 1:27:37 PM

#593850
Ltap

Would anyone care to go into detail about the Picts and Celts, who both dyed their skin and possibly also tattooed themselves BEFORE he precious Jeebus even existed.

7/18/2008 1:35:08 PM

#593857
Brain_In_A_Jar

"Good old Britannia" - aka two thousand years of stuffy, conceited, unimaginative, inbred, upper-class idiots lording it over anyone with the audacity to be poor or not born to a noble family, perpetrating any number of disasters and defeats by ignoring good advice from people without sufficient arbitrary social rank to be paid any attention, and generally opposing any progress or innovation on the principle that any change from the status quo could only represent a potential depletion of their absolute, undeserved and unearned power and authority.

Traditionalism, inflexibility and arrogance, as practiced by the former British Empire and now finding popularity in the United States' general attitude to the world at large, have more to answer for in the way of colossal disasters than just about any other social force.

"Britannia?" Great British Tradition? I'm British, and I say you can fucking keep it. What the world needs is intelligent, decent people working out the best way to do things right fucking now, not a bunch of automatons deferring their decisions to people who have been dead for centuries and whose policies were tailored for their world as it was then, not ours as it is today.

7/18/2008 1:43:43 PM

#593872
Poisoned Rationality

I'm tattooed and pierced, and you don't see *me* ruining any countries just by existing and being into bod mods/art. Bush is doing a good enough job without my help, anyway.

7/18/2008 1:54:25 PM

#593885
freako104

So basically women get tattooed and pierced and that somehow lead to the downfall of our society? You sure it isn't myopic idiots who down on everything they don't agree with causing it to go underground and be more desired?

7/18/2008 2:05:59 PM

#593912
Doperwtje

I'm no historian but I'm pretty sure women in Brittain had piercings & tattoes BEFORE the end of the last century.....

7/18/2008 2:23:17 PM

#593924
Allegory for Jesus

"Women got pierced and tattooed and the nation was lost."

Ahahahahahaha...wow. Nations topple pretty easily nowadays, huh?

7/18/2008 2:33:25 PM

#593954
Me

I knew Devon was a bit backwards but come on, tattoos and piercings weren't discovered until 1999?!

7/18/2008 3:01:06 PM

#593971
Staccato

@ Brain_in_a_jar

Have you ever read 'The Lion and the Unicorn' by George Orwell? Because in it he basically says exactly what you just did :P
Sans the US bit of course.

7/18/2008 3:17:14 PM

#594006
Lucilius

You know, I think he's right. Boudicca got her first ink done, and wham – Gaius Suetonius Paulinus kicked her ass. Who knew Ulfie read Tacitus?

7/18/2008 3:55:44 PM

#594010
Arts_Myth

So, Lydia moved to Devon in '99? Have you met her?

7/18/2008 3:57:45 PM

#594031
Mike

So.... piercings and tattoos are soooo evil that it makes the whole nation lost?

BWAHAHAHAH!

7/18/2008 4:15:55 PM

#594064
James

The Daily Mail: Holding the UK back since 1896.

7/18/2008 4:58:02 PM

#594069
Princess Rot

Yo, submitter... it's the Daily Fail, heh.

I've heard some weak excuses used to blame all the world's wrongs on women, but this tops them all.

7/18/2008 5:01:02 PM

#594084
3chordwonder

Ulf Gunther?

Sounds VERY English...

7/18/2008 5:07:05 PM

#594120
aaa

Britain is all about Beer and Tits.

7/18/2008 5:34:45 PM

#594154
Sasha

Not much of a nation, then. And I was born there.

7/18/2008 6:08:45 PM

#594160
Godbuster

Nope, I can still find it easily on the map. England's not lost, you fail.

7/18/2008 6:11:22 PM

#594239
anonymous_troy

..

Are you from Code Geass?

7/18/2008 6:59:35 PM

#594296
NoAstronomer

Britain is all about Beer and Tits.

not necessarily in that order.

7/18/2008 7:40:41 PM

#594325
Zero

I will use my geass to make you accept tattoos, Britannian.

7/18/2008 8:06:10 PM

#594332
Osiris

Holy crap! Ad hoc and slippery slope in one.

7/18/2008 8:12:38 PM

#594438
Jay-Sus

What the fuck are you talking about and why should I care?

7/18/2008 9:14:45 PM
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