If the dog talked like you I'd have it spayed/neutered so it wouldn't breed and give the world more retarded, illiterate puppies.
7/17/2008 3:17:44 AM
Can we stop making fun of LoneWolf? I think he needs help.
7/17/2008 3:22:16 AM
Why does it never even occur to these idiots that the stuff that sounds unlikely, or impossible, didn't happen? I'm thinking there must be a "fundy gene" or a missing chromosome.
7/17/2008 3:32:00 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Eve was also a functional infant in a magical world that was new to her. Whether animals talking was normal or not at that point in time is arbitrary, but saying that it was implies that the snake didn't have anything special to it (i.e. it wasn't made to talk by Satan utilizing it), and requires an explanation about why all the other animals cannot talk all of a sudden.
7/17/2008 3:38:34 AM
Hey, maybe she was a Parseltongue and could understand ALL the snakes, not just the evil one.
7/17/2008 3:39:44 AM
Generic Human Fleshbot
Well, considering snakes don't even have the vocal cords that could even produce speech....
7/17/2008 3:42:38 AM
"If you were walking down a street and a dog start to talk to you would you be freaking out?"
Yes, and then I'd check myself into the nearest psych ward.
"If I was Eve. Snake came up to me. I'll be freaking out. Eve wasn't afraid of any talking animal. Probably cause those animals was normal talking."
Normal talking? As opposed to what you appear to be doing which is abnormal.
7/17/2008 3:44:03 AM
@Generic Human Fleshbot: Well, they MICROEVOLVED them away, of course! Just like how insects microevolved the sixth legs!
*actually surprised I haven't heard this line of 'reasoning' as an explanation for the Bible saying bugs have 4 legs*
7/17/2008 3:44:46 AM
If LoneWolf talks like he writes, and spoke to me on the street, I'd be gettin' the hell outta Dodge.
Ya know - the way he writes, he might mean god instead of dog - who could know? "Normal talking" hah.
7/17/2008 3:47:18 AM
I feel bad for him, I really think he may be mentally challenged. And not in the fundie way.
7/17/2008 3:51:53 AM
You type the same way a toddler talks. Just thought i'd let you know.
7/17/2008 3:53:19 AM
"If I was Eve."
I'm above this...
I'm not going to make that joke...
7/17/2008 3:54:22 AM
Yes, Eve was naïve.
Mark Twain's Eve's Diary, somewhere between puerile and poignant, a pleasant flight of fancy. Available at Gutenberg.org.
7/17/2008 3:57:04 AM
I don't remember this in the bible i read.
7/17/2008 4:04:57 AM
I would think I accidently took an hallucinigen.
7/17/2008 4:08:00 AM
Okay, we get it. LoneWolf has the grammatical skills of a cave troll. He is a fundie. However, i also agree with #625883 dpareja and #625948 Smith, he's probably challenged.
7/17/2008 4:12:25 AM
Could someone explain to LW that snakes don't have vocal cords? Please?
7/17/2008 4:23:31 AM
I doubt Eve had had much experience with snakes, talking or otherwise, before this encounter. So no, I doubt she freaked.
Also, this never happened.
Two reasons why this statement is false.
7/17/2008 4:23:50 AM
All other points aside:
"was normal talking"...go to remedial education NOW!
7/17/2008 4:27:54 AM
Been hitting the LSD again, haven't you?
7/17/2008 4:40:40 AM
Who taught you English? Because you should totally sue them.
7/17/2008 5:21:39 AM
Dude, seriously. English. Learn it.
7/17/2008 5:27:29 AM
Eve didn't get freaked because she hadn't eaten of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
The point is this: humanity would have remained guilt free if god had guarded his garden better. A&E were like little children, innocent and easily manipulated. Evil crept in because ALMIGHTY GOD couldn't keep it out.
QED - his fault; we pay for eternity; debbil laughs his sox off
7/17/2008 6:28:27 AM
7/17/2008 6:30:06 AM
This guy is so fucking beyond stupid that he actually makes me want to beat the crap out of him. Is that wrong?
7/17/2008 7:35:00 AM