Hmmm. My cider says it is 6% ABV. It mentions nothing about demons.
How many calories in a demon?
7/17/2008 1:19:22 PM
Demons know how to party
7/17/2008 1:27:51 PM
So nicotene isn't addictive? Its actually demonic possession?
7/17/2008 1:34:46 PM
So if I smuggle the host out of a Catholic mass and crumble a bit into my roll-ups I should never get addicted then, right?
Does it ward off cancer too?
7/17/2008 1:52:43 PM
what does that say about my porn collection then?
7/17/2008 1:54:18 PM
But you straightedge emos twats are the most singularly boring bastards at any gig. I'll stick to getting pissed and talking drivel to my those of my friends who have personalities thanks.
7/17/2008 1:56:34 PM
The worst addiction of all is religion.
7/17/2008 2:02:34 PM
I prefer the Buddhist Middle Path when it comes to drinking.
Do you know the definition of addiction? Fuck that "spirit" nonsense.
7/17/2008 2:21:23 PM
"Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?"
I've heard of the "spirit of fundieism" where you repeatedly hit yourself in the head with a frying pan whenever you have an intelligient thought. Soon you stop having them.
7/17/2008 2:32:53 PM
Another one for Morbo:
Addiction does not work that way!
7/17/2008 2:33:01 PM
'The Spirit Of Addiction'
The Green Fairy: It isn't just absinthe anymore!
7/17/2008 2:35:26 PM
First it's a disease, now it's demonic possession.
God isn't responsible for your fuck ups, learn some self control!
7/17/2008 2:37:17 PM
"Also by drinking, open doors for demons to come in and slowly take control.
Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?"
Just because the bottle says "Fine Spirits" on it doesn't actually mean there's demons in the bottle.
"This is exactly how these demons work, and thats also why most people can't stop smoking."
Yes. Much better explanation that a chemical addiction, right?
Get out of the Bronze Age and enjoy the 21st century.
"So the best thing is just to stay away from these things and walk the clean road with God!"
7/17/2008 2:37:54 PM
Spirit like Vodka?
7/17/2008 2:57:21 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Of course! Addiction is caused by demons, not chemical dependence! Thank you, oh clueless prophet!
7/17/2008 3:08:32 PM
This has credibility, but that lie-beral nonsense about body chemistry doesn't.
7/17/2008 3:09:16 PM
Also by drinking, open doors for demons to come in and slowly take control.
Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?
Meanwhile, those of us who aren't alcoholics (or completely paranoid) will continute to enjoy a wee nip from time to time.
7/17/2008 3:09:17 PM
Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?
This is exactly how these demons work, and thats also why most people can't stop smoking.
Or when they do give up an addiction they pick up another one. All the fundies I know have done this. It was nicotine, alcohol or drugs before, now it's Jesus, crap! There's no convert like a new convert. I quit drinking 3 years ago, and now I can't seem to get up of this computer - I waste more time here . . . haha
Ever hear of "There's a Devil in the Bottle", by Hank Williams, Jr. ?
I'll be damned if I'll blame my problems on demons and such.
7/17/2008 3:39:10 PM
No, but I've heard of the Spirit of Vodka.
7/17/2008 3:59:19 PM
The Bible doesn't say "thou shalt not drink alcohol." It says you should not drink with drunkards and do not drink unto excess.
Plus, Jesus made REAL wine according to your book.
7/17/2008 4:14:36 PM
7/17/2008 4:21:09 PM
"Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'? "
No, but I think I could hum a few bars.
7/17/2008 4:23:02 PM
Ever hear of the "Spirit of St. Louis"?
It made the first solo flight across the Atlantic and helped usher in international air travel.
Obviously, it was the work of demons.
7/17/2008 4:24:58 PM
Everything is demons for you people.
Just what exactly is your god doing these days?
Seems he's just let the entire universe slide.
What a slacker...
7/17/2008 4:54:55 PM
I'm I the only one who imagined opening a bottle of wine and a small imp like creature falling out hiccoughing and saying 'thats bloody good chardonnay'
7/17/2008 4:57:42 PM