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#592499
Me
Hmmm. My cider says it is 6% ABV. It mentions nothing about demons.
How many calories in a demon?
7/17/2008 1:19:22 PM
#592518
whoa budday
Demons know how to party
7/17/2008 1:27:51 PM
#592529
inmate22841
So nicotene isn't addictive? Its actually demonic possession?
7/17/2008 1:34:46 PM
#592550
David B.
@inmate22841:
So if I smuggle the host out of a Catholic mass and crumble a bit into my roll-ups I should never get addicted then, right?
Does it ward off cancer too?
7/17/2008 1:52:43 PM
#592553
thinking
what does that say about my porn collection then?
7/17/2008 1:54:18 PM
#592555
Whitespirit
But you straightedge emos twats are the most singularly boring bastards at any gig. I'll stick to getting pissed and talking drivel to my those of my friends who have personalities thanks.
7/17/2008 1:56:34 PM
#592564
Reverend David
The worst addiction of all is religion.
7/17/2008 2:02:34 PM
#592595
Grigadil
I prefer the Buddhist Middle Path when it comes to drinking.
Do you know the definition of addiction? Fuck that "spirit" nonsense.
7/17/2008 2:21:23 PM
#592623
Mister Spak
"Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?"
I've heard of the "spirit of fundieism" where you repeatedly hit yourself in the head with a frying pan whenever you have an intelligient thought. Soon you stop having them.
7/17/2008 2:32:53 PM
#592624
Brain_In_A_Jar
Another one for Morbo:
Addiction does not work that way!
7/17/2008 2:33:01 PM
#592631
Little Miss
'The Spirit Of Addiction'
The Green Fairy: It isn't just absinthe anymore!
7/17/2008 2:35:26 PM
#592636
Mortok
First it's a disease, now it's demonic possession.
God isn't responsible for your fuck ups, learn some self control!
7/17/2008 2:37:17 PM
#592638
Horsefeathers
"Also by drinking, open doors for demons to come in and slowly take control.
Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?"
Just because the bottle says "Fine Spirits" on it doesn't actually mean there's demons in the bottle.
"This is exactly how these demons work, and thats also why most people can't stop smoking."
Yes. Much better explanation that a chemical addiction, right?
Get out of the Bronze Age and enjoy the 21st century.
"So the best thing is just to stay away from these things and walk the clean road with God!"
Yeah, yeah.
7/17/2008 2:37:54 PM
#592693
aaa
Spirit like Vodka?
7/17/2008 2:57:21 PM
#592731
Allegory for Jesus
Of course! Addiction is caused by demons, not chemical dependence! Thank you, oh clueless prophet!
7/17/2008 3:08:32 PM
#592732
Doctor Whom
This has credibility, but that lie-beral nonsense about body chemistry doesn't.
7/17/2008 3:09:16 PM
#592733
Beeblebrox
Also by drinking, open doors for demons to come in and slowly take control.
Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?
Meanwhile, those of us who aren't alcoholics (or completely paranoid) will continute to enjoy a wee nip from time to time.
7/17/2008 3:09:17 PM
#592791
Philbert McAdamia
Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?
This is exactly how these demons work, and thats also why most people can't stop smoking.
Or when they do give up an addiction they pick up another one. All the fundies I know have done this. It was nicotine, alcohol or drugs before, now it's Jesus, crap! There's no convert like a new convert. I quit drinking 3 years ago, and now I can't seem to get up of this computer - I waste more time here . . . haha
Ever hear of "There's a Devil in the Bottle", by Hank Williams, Jr. ?
I'll be damned if I'll blame my problems on demons and such.
7/17/2008 3:39:10 PM
#592839
Princess Rot
No, but I've heard of the Spirit of Vodka.
7/17/2008 3:59:19 PM
#592874
Snafui
The Bible doesn't say "thou shalt not drink alcohol." It says you should not drink with drunkards and do not drink unto excess.
Plus, Jesus made REAL wine according to your book.
7/17/2008 4:14:36 PM
#592895
Mike
Wut?
7/17/2008 4:21:09 PM
#592899
Mayhem
"Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'? "
No, but I think I could hum a few bars.
7/17/2008 4:23:02 PM
#592906
werewolf
Ever hear of the "Spirit of St. Louis"?
It made the first solo flight across the Atlantic and helped usher in international air travel.
Obviously, it was the work of demons.
7/17/2008 4:24:58 PM
#592946
Berny
Everything is demons for you people.
Just what exactly is your god doing these days?
Seems he's just let the entire universe slide.
What a slacker...
7/17/2008 4:54:55 PM
#592953
Dan
I'm I the only one who imagined opening a bottle of wine and a small imp like creature falling out hiccoughing and saying 'thats bloody good chardonnay'
7/17/2008 4:57:42 PM
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