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#592695
Allegory for Jesus
How does saying that your God will be doing the judging have anything to do with allowing you to nuke them? Nutbar...
7/17/2008 2:57:33 PM
#592701
McCulloch
Love your enemies;
7/17/2008 2:59:23 PM
#592707
David B.
"if we ever have a president courageous enough to take this action I would support them to the end"
So, for about 5 minutes then?
7/17/2008 3:01:40 PM
#592713
M
God, Allah, jehovah, and all the bands (Shiva, Brahma, Vishnu, Bouddha ETc...) are all delusional and fictional character.
7/17/2008 3:03:30 PM
#592714
aaa
Do you understand what you just said?
7/17/2008 3:03:33 PM
#592727
dpareja
Uh, their god is your god, you know.
7/17/2008 3:07:15 PM
#592749
Mortok
You do realise that this "courageous" president would be sealing the fate of the entire WORLD, right?
MAD: Not just a magazine anymore.
7/17/2008 3:15:24 PM
#592785
Mister Spak
If your god is so tough why does he need us to drop nukes? Why can't he do his own dirty work?
7/17/2008 3:36:48 PM
#592835
Warren
Because mass murder takes so much courage.
7/17/2008 3:58:51 PM
#592852
Princess Rot
Funny thing is, the Mujahideen say the same things about you... whose the bigger idiot?
7/17/2008 4:06:31 PM
#592871
sakura
So, what you're really saying is that your god has more street cred than their god and your god keeps it realer than their god.
Right on, brother man.
7/17/2008 4:13:54 PM
#592879
SurfinSeaOtter
Remember... it's not the side with the most nukes, it's the side that can get 1 where it needs to be
7/17/2008 4:16:57 PM
#592887
Mike
7/17/2008 4:19:04 PM
#592890
apYrs
hasn't even got the courage to say that HE would pull the trigger, just that he'd support someone who did.
And then deciding that god would go for nuclear holocaust
7/17/2008 4:20:08 PM
#592921
LOLWUT
I'm reminded by Ralph Wiggum who has an imaginary leprechaun that tells him to burn down houses.
7/17/2008 4:38:36 PM
#592923
Berny
If you are so enamored with the idea of fighting a holy war, then fuck off and enlist. See how long your god protects you.
Leave those of us who think you assholes are insane to go on and live our lives in peace.
7/17/2008 4:40:00 PM
#592935
werewolf
Well, we do have a president idiotic enough to start WW3. Fortunately, there are some people in his administration who still have some functioning brain cells.
7/17/2008 4:48:28 PM
#592943
GigaGuess
Any God I would worship would bitchslap you into orbit for even thinking such a thing.
7/17/2008 4:53:02 PM
#592954
approximate
Meanwhile, you wonder why they hate you.
7/17/2008 4:58:03 PM
#593006
Aethernaut
You are one sick motherfucker.
7/17/2008 5:28:57 PM
#593015
Jeff Weskamp
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
7/17/2008 5:33:02 PM
#593045
Pyroclasm
You'd support a president who made a decision you wouldn't? Why?
7/17/2008 5:51:00 PM
#593078
emau99
Translation:
THEY started it. Our religion is better than theirs. If I were president, I wouldn't nuke the middle east, but if somebody else did it for me, I would be OK with it.
Congrats--you've won the "Hypocrite of the Week" award. Clap. Clap. Clap.
7/17/2008 6:06:29 PM
#593083
myheadhurts
!@#$!@#%!@#$ Christian #$%@#$! stupid !@#$!#%$ fucked up #$%@#$ crap crap crap crap
7/17/2008 6:09:10 PM
#593118
cronenurse
Read the book "Hiroshima." Mass Murder in the name of your God.
7/17/2008 6:43:21 PM
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