Allegory for Jesus
How does saying that your God will be doing the judging have anything to do with allowing you to nuke them? Nutbar...
7/17/2008 2:57:33 PM
Love your enemies;
7/17/2008 2:59:23 PM
"if we ever have a president courageous enough to take this action I would support them to the end"
So, for about 5 minutes then?
7/17/2008 3:01:40 PM
God, Allah, jehovah, and all the bands (Shiva, Brahma, Vishnu, Bouddha ETc...) are all delusional and fictional character.
7/17/2008 3:03:30 PM
Do you understand what you just said?
7/17/2008 3:03:33 PM
Uh, their god is your god, you know.
7/17/2008 3:07:15 PM
You do realise that this "courageous" president would be sealing the fate of the entire WORLD, right?
MAD: Not just a magazine anymore.
7/17/2008 3:15:24 PM
If your god is so tough why does he need us to drop nukes? Why can't he do his own dirty work?
7/17/2008 3:36:48 PM
Because mass murder takes so much courage.
7/17/2008 3:58:51 PM
Funny thing is, the Mujahideen say the same things about you... whose the bigger idiot?
7/17/2008 4:06:31 PM
So, what you're really saying is that your god has more street cred than their god and your god keeps it realer than their god.
Right on, brother man.
7/17/2008 4:13:54 PM
Remember... it's not the side with the most nukes, it's the side that can get 1 where it needs to be
7/17/2008 4:16:57 PM
7/17/2008 4:19:04 PM
hasn't even got the courage to say that HE would pull the trigger, just that he'd support someone who did.
And then deciding that god would go for nuclear holocaust
7/17/2008 4:20:08 PM
I'm reminded by Ralph Wiggum who has an imaginary leprechaun that tells him to burn down houses.
7/17/2008 4:38:36 PM
If you are so enamored with the idea of fighting a holy war, then fuck off and enlist. See how long your god protects you.
Leave those of us who think you assholes are insane to go on and live our lives in peace.
7/17/2008 4:40:00 PM
Well, we do have a president idiotic enough to start WW3. Fortunately, there are some people in his administration who still have some functioning brain cells.
7/17/2008 4:48:28 PM
Any God I would worship would bitchslap you into orbit for even thinking such a thing.
7/17/2008 4:53:02 PM
Meanwhile, you wonder why they hate you.
7/17/2008 4:58:03 PM
You are one sick motherfucker.
7/17/2008 5:28:57 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
7/17/2008 5:33:02 PM
You'd support a president who made a decision you wouldn't? Why?
7/17/2008 5:51:00 PM
THEY started it. Our religion is better than theirs. If I were president, I wouldn't nuke the middle east, but if somebody else did it for me, I would be OK with it.
Congrats--you've won the "Hypocrite of the Week" award. Clap. Clap. Clap.
7/17/2008 6:06:29 PM
!@#$!@#%!@#$ Christian #$%@#$! stupid !@#$!#%$ fucked up #$%@#$ crap crap crap crap
7/17/2008 6:09:10 PM
Read the book "Hiroshima." Mass Murder in the name of your God.
7/17/2008 6:43:21 PM