I guess someone failed at biology and shot himself in the leg.
Common Ancestor, does you know it?
7/17/2008 8:25:19 AM
You fail at biology.
7/17/2008 8:35:33 AM
LoneWolf? Is that you?
7/17/2008 8:48:30 AM
Monkey evolve. However, monkey not learn proper verb tense and punctuation.
7/17/2008 9:14:23 AM
Humanity is not the goal of evolution!
7/17/2008 9:44:32 AM
Well, I'll humour you for a moment and ignore the fact that you made the glaring error re. common ancestors, and the fact that we have fossil evidence for this. Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that you're right and there's no evidence and your stupid argument is what atheists believe (though technically you don't have to accept evolution to be atheist; you just have to not believe in a god). The reason we're more comfy with it is that it doesn't invoke any processes or entities that have not already been explained and observed. Invoking a supernatural entity when a natural explanation works perfectly well is silly.
7/17/2008 9:54:55 AM
I think those signing chimps have better grammer than this idiot.
7/17/2008 10:07:25 AM
This coming from someone who constructs sentances like a goddamn Cave Man.
7/17/2008 10:25:31 AM
"Atheist,why are you more comfy in believing that humans evolve from monkey rather than believing the concept? of GOD create human."
One does not "believe in" evolution, one accepts it based upon the evidence, the same way one accepts gravity or electricity rather than believing in it.
7/17/2008 10:45:17 AM
I think this clown must be one of LoneWolf's cartoon- fantasy lovers.
7/17/2008 11:18:39 AM
What does it matter what we're "comfy" believing in? Our beliefs about the world aren't a popularity contest, we believe what's true. Regardless of whether we, or you, like it!
7/17/2008 12:11:55 PM
If human does come from dirt, what happen to the other dirt, why they fail to become human.
7/17/2008 12:34:24 PM
I won't bother.
7/17/2008 2:06:08 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Because the first option is true (?).
7/17/2008 3:54:17 PM
Atheist,why are you more comfy in believing that humans evolve from monkey rather than believing the concept?
It has nothing to do with comfort, idiot. See, this is where you and your fundie fellows fail: you believe facts align with emotion rather than with evidence.
This is why you accept an allegorical creation story as literal despite a lack of any independent corroboration whatsoever, as opposed to accepting evolution based on all the available evidence.
7/17/2008 3:59:04 PM
Is this one of those monkeys with a spellchecker?
7/17/2008 4:15:52 PM
Truth is not determined by how comfy it makes you feel.
7/17/2008 4:24:44 PM
Because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Sorry, got lost in the "comfy" chair joke.
7/17/2008 5:31:08 PM
One word, genetics.
7/17/2008 5:56:40 PM
number one, man did not come from apes, man and ape came from the same common ancestor fucktard...
Two, your grammar and spelling just positioned you as the 'missing link' between the two species.
7/17/2008 5:58:30 PM
We have a common ancestor. Selection pressures caused some lines to develop into creatures that are very good at being chimpanzees, but not so good at being humans. We, on the other hand, are generally very good at being humans, but we generally don't do well at being gorillas. In your case, however, I think that a chance mutation may have given you a shot at the latter.
7/17/2008 6:14:07 PM
It is sad to think that Lucy the gorilla probably scores higher on IQ tests than these people, yet she's considered a lower beast.
7/17/2008 6:53:27 PM
It's LIKE English... but it's NOT...
7/17/2008 8:45:20 PM
It's not about being comfortable or liking what you believe, it's about believing what must have happened according to the evidence in reality.
7/17/2008 8:45:55 PM
Failed biology AND English. Terrific.
7/17/2008 8:52:15 PM