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#592106
Lulzmonger
I guess someone failed at biology and shot himself in the leg.
Common Ancestor, does you know it?
7/17/2008 8:25:19 AM
#592124
Jay-Sus
You fail at biology.
7/17/2008 8:35:33 AM
#592150
Mortok
LoneWolf? Is that you?
7/17/2008 8:48:30 AM
#592174
Paschal Wagner
Monkey evolve. However, monkey not learn proper verb tense and punctuation.
7/17/2008 9:14:23 AM
#592217
upallnite
Humanity is not the goal of evolution!
7/17/2008 9:44:32 AM
#592225
Anna Ghislaine
Well, I'll humour you for a moment and ignore the fact that you made the glaring error re. common ancestors, and the fact that we have fossil evidence for this. Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that you're right and there's no evidence and your stupid argument is what atheists believe (though technically you don't have to accept evolution to be atheist; you just have to not believe in a god). The reason we're more comfy with it is that it doesn't invoke any processes or entities that have not already been explained and observed. Invoking a supernatural entity when a natural explanation works perfectly well is silly.
7/17/2008 9:54:55 AM
#592238
Katsuro
I think those signing chimps have better grammer than this idiot.
7/17/2008 10:07:25 AM
#592250
Lou
This coming from someone who constructs sentances like a goddamn Cave Man.
7/17/2008 10:25:31 AM
#592275
anevilmeme
"Atheist,why are you more comfy in believing that humans evolve from monkey rather than believing the concept? of GOD create human."
One does not "believe in" evolution, one accepts it based upon the evidence, the same way one accepts gravity or electricity rather than believing in it.
7/17/2008 10:45:17 AM
#592335
kingoftheheavies
I think this clown must be one of LoneWolf's cartoon- fantasy lovers.
7/17/2008 11:18:39 AM
#592409
The Watcher
What does it matter what we're "comfy" believing in? Our beliefs about the world aren't a popularity contest, we believe what's true. Regardless of whether we, or you, like it!
7/17/2008 12:11:55 PM
#592436
Mister Spak
If human does come from dirt, what happen to the other dirt, why they fail to become human.
Fixed.
7/17/2008 12:34:24 PM
#592571
aaa
I won't bother.
7/17/2008 2:06:08 PM
#592826
Allegory for Jesus
Because the first option is true (?).
7/17/2008 3:54:17 PM
#592838
Crazy Fundie
Atheist,why are you more comfy in believing that humans evolve from monkey rather than believing the concept?
It has nothing to do with comfort, idiot. See, this is where you and your fundie fellows fail: you believe facts align with emotion rather than with evidence.
This is why you accept an allegorical creation story as literal despite a lack of any independent corroboration whatsoever, as opposed to accepting evolution based on all the available evidence.
7/17/2008 3:59:04 PM
#592875
Grigadil
Is this one of those monkeys with a spellchecker?
7/17/2008 4:15:52 PM
#592905
szena
Truth is not determined by how comfy it makes you feel.
7/17/2008 4:24:44 PM
#593012
werewolf
Because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Sorry, got lost in the "comfy" chair joke.
7/17/2008 5:31:08 PM
#593058
Eric
One word, genetics.
7/17/2008 5:56:40 PM
#593063
Panz
number one, man did not come from apes, man and ape came from the same common ancestor fucktard...
Two, your grammar and spelling just positioned you as the 'missing link' between the two species.
7/17/2008 5:58:30 PM
#593089
David D.G.
We have a common ancestor. Selection pressures caused some lines to develop into creatures that are very good at being chimpanzees, but not so good at being humans. We, on the other hand, are generally very good at being humans, but we generally don't do well at being gorillas. In your case, however, I think that a chance mutation may have given you a shot at the latter.
~David D.G.
7/17/2008 6:14:07 PM
#593124
Antichrist
It is sad to think that Lucy the gorilla probably scores higher on IQ tests than these people, yet she's considered a lower beast.
**sigh**
7/17/2008 6:53:27 PM
#593260
Fishcakes
It's LIKE English... but it's NOT...
7/17/2008 8:45:20 PM
#593262
anonymous_troy
It's not about being comfortable or liking what you believe, it's about believing what must have happened according to the evidence in reality.
7/17/2008 8:45:55 PM
#593278
DarkfireTaimatsu
Failed biology AND English. Terrific.
7/17/2008 8:52:15 PM
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