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Who taught you how to spell? Oh wait, you're probably homeschooled... that would explain it
7/17/2008 7:36:17 AM
What the Hell are you saying?
7/17/2008 7:38:26 AM
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Oh, and what's up with Yahoo! Answers anyway? Is it a place where any fool gets to answer questions people send in?
7/17/2008 7:39:32 AM
Sadly, yes. A few years ago, Yahoo Answers used to be a good source of answers to obscure questions. Those answering were generally knowledgeable on their subjects, and usually included references for their answers. Today, however, it has unfortunately become a site for mindless rantings and ravings. As far as I know, nobody takes it seriously any more.
7/17/2008 7:46:21 AM
7/17/2008 8:30:54 AM
WTF? Please, go back to school and learn how to spell.
7/17/2008 8:40:13 AM
Milking the Catz
So he isn't omnipotent?
7/17/2008 8:43:02 AM
so the omnipresent, omnicognescent, all powerful sky fairy cant help, well what a surprise.
I think this nut is missing a gene
7/17/2008 9:08:20 AM
sorry just ... the sheer level of "slam your face on the keyboard to type" is bothering me
"because god is busy some times with more important things. Right now, this very second that I'm typing this, about 789355* Christians are sick and god can't cure all of them so they see a doctor."
Also, whatever happened to the whole omnipotent "god is EVERYWHERE and can do ANYTHING" ?
7/17/2008 9:11:04 AM
This isn't so much a butchering of the english language, as much as the rape of it's desecrated corpse. Immediate education by a trained professional is reccomended.
7/17/2008 9:27:20 AM
Let me see if I understand this. God can create an entire universe full of an almost infinite number of stars in less than a week, but given the same amount of time, he can't manage to cure less than a million Christians? I guess he's become extremely lazy. Might explain why he never gets around to that rapture thing.
7/17/2008 10:06:16 AM
Oh shit - my retinas! What kind of written weapon is this they are using?
7/17/2008 10:49:43 AM
@Jeebus - Sounds like depression. If only they got commercials in heaven, god would know there's medication that can help.
7/17/2008 10:51:00 AM
Are you sure it's not 789,356 sick christians? Did you count them? With your impressive grammer and spelling I'm sure your math skills are very strong.
7/17/2008 11:49:57 AM
Haha. I would've just said that it wasn't his job
7/17/2008 11:54:39 AM
Can god cure your spelling?
7/17/2008 12:41:09 PM
Too bad God can't take some of his 'omnipotent' time and fix your spelling skills.
7/17/2008 12:43:53 PM
Heather H Halfwit?
7/17/2008 12:44:01 PM
There's even better in the rest of that thread. One is claiming all medical advances are actually 'researched on the other side' and then passed on through a soul that's being born.
Do you think man really came up with this stuff on his own.'
7/17/2008 1:38:18 PM
7/17/2008 1:38:59 PM
Aaaa...isn't she the cutest little fundie ever! I bet she even talks with a little lisp, like Cindy Brady.
7/17/2008 1:42:25 PM
The english language hates you too, bitch. Sadly, it doesn't have hands and therefore can't butcher you in return.
But at least she's close to having sense.
7/17/2008 3:11:55 PM
"bcuz god is bussy sum times with move importent things. right now this very second that im typing this.... about 789,355 christians r sick and god cnt cure all them so they c a docter"
Holy fuck. Learn to spell.
From what I can decipher you're saying that your omnipotent god can't manage to cure all those people so they should just go to a doctor instead. Wow. What a pathetic, pitiful little impotent god you have.
7/17/2008 3:27:02 PM
So God isn't omnipotent?
7/17/2008 3:40:45 PM
If God is all-knowing and all-powerfull that really doesn't make any sense.
7/17/2008 4:03:59 PM
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