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#592072
Joe
Who taught you how to spell? Oh wait, you're probably homeschooled... that would explain it
7/17/2008 7:36:17 AM
#592075
Jay-Sus
What the Hell are you saying?
7/17/2008 7:38:26 AM
#592077
LOLWUT
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Oh, and what's up with Yahoo! Answers anyway? Is it a place where any fool gets to answer questions people send in?
7/17/2008 7:39:32 AM
#592084
Cabraxas
@LOLWUT
Sadly, yes. A few years ago, Yahoo Answers used to be a good source of answers to obscure questions. Those answering were generally knowledgeable on their subjects, and usually included references for their answers. Today, however, it has unfortunately become a site for mindless rantings and ravings. As far as I know, nobody takes it seriously any more.
7/17/2008 7:46:21 AM
#592113
Doctor Fishcake
[citation needed]
7/17/2008 8:30:54 AM
#592138
IanC
WTF? Please, go back to school and learn how to spell.
7/17/2008 8:40:13 AM
#592145
Milking the Catz
So he isn't omnipotent?
7/17/2008 8:43:02 AM
#592166
thinking
so the omnipresent, omnicognescent, all powerful sky fairy cant help, well what a surprise.
I think this nut is missing a gene
7/17/2008 9:08:20 AM
#592168
Synd
sorry just ... the sheer level of "slam your face on the keyboard to type" is bothering me
"because god is busy some times with more important things. Right now, this very second that I'm typing this, about 789355* Christians are sick and god can't cure all of them so they see a doctor."
*citation needed
Also, whatever happened to the whole omnipotent "god is EVERYWHERE and can do ANYTHING" ?
7/17/2008 9:11:04 AM
#592195
Paler_Face
This isn't so much a butchering of the english language, as much as the rape of it's desecrated corpse. Immediate education by a trained professional is reccomended.
7/17/2008 9:27:20 AM
#592237
Jeebus
Let me see if I understand this. God can create an entire universe full of an almost infinite number of stars in less than a week, but given the same amount of time, he can't manage to cure less than a million Christians? I guess he's become extremely lazy. Might explain why he never gets around to that rapture thing.
7/17/2008 10:06:16 AM
#592283
Wilhelm
Oh shit - my retinas! What kind of written weapon is this they are using?
7/17/2008 10:49:43 AM
#592286
Wilhelm
@Jeebus - Sounds like depression. If only they got commercials in heaven, god would know there's medication that can help.
7/17/2008 10:51:00 AM
#592385
Ozzie
Are you sure it's not 789,356 sick christians? Did you count them? With your impressive grammer and spelling I'm sure your math skills are very strong.
7/17/2008 11:49:57 AM
#592391
Tired Christian
Haha. I would've just said that it wasn't his job
7/17/2008 11:54:39 AM
#592449
Mister Spak
Can god cure your spelling?
7/17/2008 12:41:09 PM
#592455
Jordan666
Too bad God can't take some of his 'omnipotent' time and fix your spelling skills.
7/17/2008 12:43:53 PM
#592456
Grigadil
Heather H Halfwit?
7/17/2008 12:44:01 PM
#592534
Mat
There's even better in the rest of that thread. One is claiming all medical advances are actually 'researched on the other side' and then passed on through a soul that's being born.
Do you think man really came up with this stuff on his own.'
7/17/2008 1:38:18 PM
#592535
aaa
ARGH!
7/17/2008 1:38:59 PM
#592539
Navelgazer
Aaaa...isn't she the cutest little fundie ever! I bet she even talks with a little lisp, like Cindy Brady.
7/17/2008 1:42:25 PM
#592740
Little Miss
The english language hates you too, bitch. Sadly, it doesn't have hands and therefore can't butcher you in return.
But at least she's close to having sense.
7/17/2008 3:11:55 PM
#592774
Horsefeathers
"bcuz god is bussy sum times with move importent things. right now this very second that im typing this.... about 789,355 christians r sick and god cnt cure all them so they c a docter"
Holy fuck. Learn to spell.
From what I can decipher you're saying that your omnipotent god can't manage to cure all those people so they should just go to a doctor instead. Wow. What a pathetic, pitiful little impotent god you have.
7/17/2008 3:27:02 PM
#592793
Pie Man
So God isn't omnipotent?
7/17/2008 3:40:45 PM
#592847
Comicartist
If God is all-knowing and all-powerfull that really doesn't make any sense.
7/17/2008 4:03:59 PM
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