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#588311
Tired Christian
Atheist, they make the best pc games and the best movies.
7/15/2008 12:17:15 PM
#588317
...
I don't believe it. How deep can they sink?
7/15/2008 12:27:07 PM
#588359
NoAstronomer
I believe the pastor is trolling Poe, or is that a poeing troll.
7/15/2008 1:23:38 PM
#588402
Brian-sama
This may very well be a poe, but it's still a sad reminder of the way America perceives atheists. There are many Americans who would sooner put their trust in a religious person of an unspecified faith than an atheist, simply because the former has faith. It doesn't matter that the faith may be put in something horribly outlandish, or that it runs directly counter to the Christian faith, or that Christian doctrine says that all non-Christians go to Hell anyway, regardless of faith. For some reason, that "faith" qualifier still seems to elicit more trust.
7/15/2008 2:06:02 PM
#588432
Grigadil
Psychosis > nihilism. Riiiight.
Atheists have faith and morals as well. Faith in human goodness, and humanist morals. And we don't need the guilt trip to get us going.
7/15/2008 2:17:45 PM
#588438
Brenz
Poe.
7/15/2008 2:19:10 PM
#588579
Poeriffic. Look at the answer.
7/15/2008 3:43:08 PM
#588682
Sisyphus
Well, fortunately you'll never have to make that decision for your daughter. a) fundies stick to their own kind so you're jihadist wouldn't want your daughter and b) your daughter has the right to make her own choice.
7/15/2008 5:09:02 PM
#588688
Amanda
Shouldn't your daughter make her own decisions about who she marries? Although I congratulate her on making the unlikely discovery of an atheist that hates God. Tell her I'm sorry she has a father who wants her to marry a psychotic terrorist.
7/15/2008 5:13:34 PM
#588699
Lulzmonger
This guy never fails to make an ass out of himself.
7/15/2008 5:32:28 PM
#588717
Pagnostic
Poe
7/15/2008 5:53:25 PM
#588976
DarkfireTaimatsu
This is still better than the one who said they'd rather kill their child instead of the choice between their child becoming Muslim or atheist. Though not by much.
7/15/2008 8:02:07 PM
#589032
Old Viking
Poe.
7/15/2008 8:27:39 PM
#589069
nfp
Death and torture before Humanism and Freethough, eh, boss? And that is why you fail...
7/15/2008 8:46:11 PM
#589103
Feminazi
How about you let your daughter decide for herself who she would like to date and marry?
7/15/2008 8:55:12 PM
#589120
tmr
Great. When they get here, I'll point them in your direction. You can all leave me and my family alone in peace then while you battle it out.
7/15/2008 9:01:02 PM
#589130
libber
The atheist will respect your daughter as a person with a thinking mind and seek her opinion on issues that affect her, the jihadist will push her into a back room and stone her if you even feel like thinking she has been looking at other men.
Good choice.
7/15/2008 9:06:28 PM
#589134
BrandonL337
So you would rather your daughter marry someone who would kill you, and her, and your wife, and your churchgoers, and anyone who happened to be near the church that day, just for believing in a "different" sky-daddy than him than an Athiest who will likely treat her with far more respect and morality than you do with your wife?
That's just fucked up.
7/15/2008 9:08:53 PM
#589440
Slowbro
Bombs=Jihadist=Fundie=Morals
LOL WUT
7/15/2008 11:39:42 PM
#589470
DW
Well i rather be the Jihadist - mean sure I will live in a cave (amazing sterotype of muslims?! fuck you racist) but I get to blo wmyself up and get 70 virgins to fuck rather then your fugly daughter!
7/16/2008 12:05:28 AM
#597795
anon
'At least the fundie has some faith and morals.'
Fundies don't have morals, asshole. They just claim to have them. Here's a bunch of fundies who lack in the morals department:
George W Bush
Henry Hyde
Newt Gingrich
Rick Santorum
Bob Barr
Tom DeLay
Bill Frist
Ted Haggard
Jimmy Swaggart
Jim Bakker
Beverly Russell (ex-Christian Coalition chair [S. Carolina])
And fundy-Christian terrorists:
Paul Hill
John Salvi
Michael Griffin
Eric Rudolph
James Charles Kopp
At least atheists don't harass/threaten/murder people who don't agree with them, unlike fundies.
7/21/2008 3:40:10 PM
#703752
DGen
"I would prefer a psychotic terrorist over a nihilistic, God-hating atheist for my daughter anyday.
At least the fundie has some faith and morals."
Epic laughter in progress!
9/30/2008 8:32:19 PM
#703763
*Daughter walks into cave*
"JIHAD!"
*Massive fireball erupts out cave*
9/30/2008 8:53:07 PM
#1354732
Adolf
ALLAH SNACKBAR.
12/5/2011 2:01:53 PM
#1354736
whatever
I suspect he was being sarcastic.
12/5/2011 2:08:57 PM
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