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Quote# 42947

If you had to choose: Atheist or Jihadist?
Who would you rather your daughter married?

1) The Atheist living down the street.

2) The Jihadi living in his cave.

I know it is the lesser of the two evils, but I tend
to agree with the American public and their
sound judgment:

I would prefer a psychotic terrorist over a nihilistic, God-hating atheist for my daughter anyday.

At least the fundie has some faith and morals.

Pastor Winthrop III, Yahoo Answers 52 Comments [7/15/2008 5:45:09 AM]
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#588023
Malkavian Jeff

Explosions for Jesus instead of Atheists living a real life!

7/15/2008 5:48:40 AM

#588024
ozznova

ALLAH ACKBAR!

7/15/2008 5:49:27 AM

#588043
Crazy Fundie

At least the fundie has some faith and morals.

While a cave-dwelling multiple murderer may have better morals than you, Winnie, it doesn't follow that he's morally superior to the law-abiding atheist who lives down the lane.

Fucktard.

7/15/2008 5:56:56 AM

#588047
SurfinSeaOtter

I guess the jihadist will be dead sooner, that's why you picked it :)

7/15/2008 5:58:07 AM

#588054
Mattural Selection

Yep. Believing that everyone should live their own life and keep their noses out of other peoples is so immoral when you compare it to jihads and honour killings.

7/15/2008 6:00:35 AM

#588058
Fishcakes

Racism (religionism? wtf i dunno) for the lose.

Besides, atheists are more fun 'cos they're not worried about shit like sins. They'll take you to more fun places and do funkier things with you. >:D ufufufufu.

7/15/2008 6:01:53 AM

#588067
Allegory for Jesus

Please be a Poe...this is too illogical on its face...
Of course, I assume that ignorance and sheer spite may factor in here. Choosing violent religious militants over "nihilists"...these people make me laugh...




7/15/2008 6:09:27 AM

#588072
Jay-Sus

Wonder what Fundies think of Agnostics.

7/15/2008 6:17:02 AM

#588074
Osiris

Let's see, the atheist would probably treat with equality, respect, and love, while the Muslim fundy would shame her, deprive her of freedoms, and can pretty much forget about her and marry some younger women whenever he feels like.

Now obviously this is being very judgmental, but Winthrop insisted on a Muslim Jihadist, and not a a normal every day Muslim, so this is probably what would happen. My question to you is sir: why do you hate your daughter.

7/15/2008 6:18:08 AM

#588085
Niobe

It's not your choice to make, fuckstick.

7/15/2008 6:26:36 AM

#588119
werewolf

Winthrop doesn't speak Arabic, obviously. Otherwise, he'd know what "jihad" really means.

7/15/2008 7:08:09 AM

#588123
Magni

Poe, it's too perfectly self-aware. And I have -never- known a fundie who actually knows what that words means... or at least, who willingly uses it. On others, no less, of a faith other than theirs, AND in a pejorative manner.

7/15/2008 7:15:45 AM

#588126
sgt snoodles

@Jay-Sus: I doubt they can make up their minds on that one.XD

7/15/2008 7:20:19 AM

#588155
John_in_Oz

Yahoo Answers had the question: "Who is Pastor Winthrop", and this answer was provided:

Oh, him. A funny troll who used to frequent around here. Did satire. Went around pretending to be a fundamentalist American Christian dressed as a Pilgrim spewing all kinds of ridiculous nonsense. Funny thing was, he wasn't even an American, or a Christian. He's an atheist from England. I used to scrap with him quite a bit. I think after he had his 1,000th account deleted, he gave up the act.

7/15/2008 8:06:49 AM

#588167
anonymous_troy

Thank Nobody, it's a poe.

7/15/2008 8:34:40 AM

#588170
KathleenTheTerrible

Sorry, but after such a comment, you have no right to use 'fundie' as an insult. Fundie.

7/15/2008 8:40:25 AM

#588179
FMG

We would not marry your daughter. Not even if you payed us.

7/15/2008 9:11:12 AM

#588192
Princess Rot

The logic... it's... painful, and trollish.

@Osiris: Because she isn't male, God's chosen gender, and must be hated and reviled for being born with two X chromosomes.

7/15/2008 9:36:38 AM

#588196
onoma

so, you would rather someone believed in satan (as satan started any religion you don't believe in) instead of having no belief in any supreme being?

Sir, you are a retard.

7/15/2008 9:43:00 AM

#588227
anevilmeme

atheist =/= nihilist

7/15/2008 10:18:21 AM

#588241
The Jamo

Yes, he's an anti-social psychopathic terrorist, but don't let that deter you because he has got "morals".

7/15/2008 10:25:01 AM

#588258
pizzaro

Is that the only people your daughter has to choose from? I think she should circulate a little.

7/15/2008 10:47:17 AM

#588270
Larty

Top-3 misconseptions of Atheists:

3) Atheists hate God or are angry at God.
2) All Atheists are nihilists.
1) All Atheists are immoral and evil.

A much greater misconseption is that "faith in God is a god thing", which it's not!

7/15/2008 11:18:42 AM

#588275
aaa

They forgot 9/11 already?

7/15/2008 11:27:22 AM

#588296
Mister Spak

So faith and morals leads to psychotic terrorist?

I always suspected as much.

7/15/2008 11:53:30 AM
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