Allegory for Jesus
So...wait...God stones people to death?
7/16/2008 8:22:26 PM
"when (and if) this man teaches His truths as truths, and accepts Him as his savior, he will surely live."
So... preachers don't die? Ever?
7/16/2008 8:24:20 PM
Milking the Catz
Huh, paper cuts or stoning? Paper is a bitch sometimes.....
7/16/2008 8:36:28 PM
It is no more excuseable to believe one should kill someone or to believe that ones cherished deity should kill someone.
P.S. Everyone dies, no matter what s/he believes.
7/16/2008 8:47:09 PM
7/16/2008 8:54:39 PM
If God hates gays, then he would have destroyed California by now? Either he doesn't exist, doesn't hate gays, or lost his destructive touch.
7/16/2008 8:56:02 PM
Never says to kill the gays. It says that the will be put to death; by God Almighty himself.
Isn't that the same, fucking thing?
When one mortal man teaches his ideas as truths, that man will surely die,
You mean like creationists?
but when (and if) this man teaches His truths as truths, and accepts Him as his savior, he will surely live.
Of course. Only TRUE believers will live.
7/16/2008 9:21:33 PM
So then why do so many of your ilk take it upon themselves to mete out God's judgment?
7/16/2008 9:26:11 PM
Not the brightest craon in the box are you?
7/16/2008 10:07:20 PM
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
I don't see any indication that Jehovah will do the killing. It sure looks like the assembly of the holy are meant to do the killing. Just to clue you in: Even if Jehovah does the killing it doesn't change the fact that fruits are under a sentence of death from an all-powerful entity.
7/16/2008 10:32:43 PM
What's the latest stat on suicide rates among the GLBT population, vs. 'general' society?
Be nice if we could prove how many of them were driven to that level of despair by assholes like this.
7/16/2008 10:33:20 PM
Oh, shut up. Nowhere does it say that the gays will be put to death by "God Almighty" himself.
7/16/2008 10:59:26 PM
As soon as your god kills the gays. Stones them or whatever! Hey hang on,he's probably got some godly stuff. You in those tight jeans ,hey feller, over here,let's get stoned. With his bud I'll believe.
7/16/2008 11:16:11 PM
It's truly funny when they try to sound Biblical.
7/17/2008 1:20:30 AM
He does make a good point - although the Bible says they are to be put to death, which is stupid enough, it doesn't say the Phelpses or a couple of fuckwit rednecks in a pickup truck were appointed by God to do the job ...
7/17/2008 1:39:41 AM
"It says that the will be put to death; by God Almighty himself"
How DARE you not capitalize the pronoun 'himself' when it refers to GOD??
"this man teaches His truths as truths"
You have to capitalize GOD'S truths, too. You are indeed a wicked one.
"and accepts Him as his savior"
I'm not going to point out how you BLASPHEMED AGAIN!!! I'm starting to think you LIKE those thorny-cocked demons.
"he will surely live"
So will the ones who go to hell. What's the point of going to hell if you're dead? Do they just ship your corpse there?
7/17/2008 1:51:47 AM
7/17/2008 2:54:35 AM
I've noted that gay folks tend to die at about the same rate as straight folks and, often, of similar causes, like heart disease, cancer, car wrecks, and shit like that.
God hates heteros too?
7/17/2008 3:39:48 AM
One of my best friends is gay. He's going to be 37 this year. If God's pissed and wants him to die, he's sure taking his sweet time about it.
7/18/2008 3:51:15 PM
IS that irony I smell?
7/19/2008 7:09:19 AM
This asshole sounds like the antichrist.
7/20/2008 5:44:04 PM
So, if I take a gun and I put lead on your head, I haven't killed you. I just have put you to death and by God Almighty himself, because, after all, he created me.
7/31/2008 7:04:40 PM
So if you were to try to kill a gay man, and the gay man shoots you a few times in the stomach for doing so, it would be God's work, after all, you conservatives are all for protecting one's self.
10/26/2009 8:52:22 AM
So we'll be murdered by a "loving, perfect" God, not "sinful" other people?
6/7/2010 1:35:28 PM
...which is why heterosexuals enjoy eternal life, and the moment a guys bangs another guy, they are struck by lightning on the spot.
6/7/2010 3:12:48 PM