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Quote# 42860

[Commenting on the "kidnapping" of a eucharist]

You DO know he committed a crime right? Stealing something of religious value is dick like. Also, saying "it's just a damned cracker" shows lack of understanding of Catholicism, meaning I don't care about any death threats you may get.

[Regarding university professor who commented on the same issue]

And by the way, that's a hate crime. Crime motivated by hate. Hello, prison, good bye, useless cushy job!

Pastorb, World Of Warcraft Off-Topic Discussions 45 Comments [7/15/2008 7:06:29 PM]
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#588874
Old Viking

... he committed a crime ...

Think again.

7/15/2008 7:09:19 PM
#588875
Allegory for Jesus

It is not stealing if it is given to you, it is a mundane object that is given religious value arbitrarily and en masse, and saying "it's just a damned cracker" is a method of expressing how incapable these people are at keeping things in perspective (hence, death threats).

Also, a hate crime has to be a crime first. Free speech has to be threatening in order to qualify as criminal. Guess who does and does not qualify...

7/15/2008 7:09:30 PM
#588882
Not_You

WoW? Really?

Most Catholics don't actually believe in transubstantiation anymore, dear.

7/15/2008 7:12:58 PM
#588905
Mister Spak

Then if you drink beer and eat bacon I don't care about any death threats you may get from muslims. I hope you kill each other off, but if your crossfire comes near me I'll kill you both.

7/15/2008 7:24:00 PM
#588922
...

This is what WoW does to people, eh?

7/15/2008 7:30:53 PM
#588928
aaa

Hmm, thread has been removed.

7/15/2008 7:33:26 PM
#588936
Crazy Fundie

Call 1-800-PASTORB – The ‘B’ is for butthead!

Neither that kid nor PZ Myers did anything legally actionable. Death threats, on the other hand, are quite illegal – whether you, an apologist for that acquisitive pedophile machine you call a church, “care” about those threats or not.

7/15/2008 7:41:51 PM
#588951
Feminazi

You DO know he committed a crime right?
No it isnt. They GAVE him the cracker.

Also, saying "it's just a damned cracker" shows lack of understanding of Catholicism, meaning I don't care about any death threats you may get.
Whatever happened to forgiveness and love thy neighbor?


7/15/2008 7:49:55 PM
#588954
D Laurier

Its a fucking cracker.
A dry and tasteless cracker that needs some cheese.


7/15/2008 7:51:40 PM
#588957
LOLWUT

Transubstantiation is a bizarre concept that has no place in a society that has invented that scientific fields of physics and chemistry.

Yes, their belief IS stupid, ignorant and primitive.

7/15/2008 7:53:10 PM
#588970
Grigadil

Something given is not stolen. Laughing at a quaint bit of religious folly is not a hate crime.

...meaning I don't care about any death threats you may get.

You support hate crimes, yes?

[edit]

You know the old tree-falls-in-the-forest line...

If a priestling consecrates the wafer and nobody's there, does it really transubstantiate?

7/15/2008 7:58:35 PM
#588972
Little Miss

Mhmm. Since no one was hurt or threatened, it doesn't count as a hate crime. I could stand on a soap box and shriek at the top of my lungs that I hate Catholics with all my sad little heart and it wouldn't be a hate crime. Now, if I sprayed painted that on the side of a church or attacked a priest, that would be a hate crime. The "theif" stood on the soap box. You need to get over it.

7/15/2008 7:59:46 PM
#588973
nf

Please don't mind Pastorb, he's autist.

I'm serious.

7/15/2008 8:00:07 PM
#588975
Malkavian Jeff

Soon, WoW players that are infested by fundies will soon be saying:

The night elves believe in the Goddess, Elune. THAT'S DEVIL WORSHIPING!!!!!!

7/15/2008 8:01:20 PM
#588980
tracer

The original WoW thread has been deleted, but I'll bet you Pastorb was a level 70 Hunter.

You can always tell a Hunter.

7/15/2008 8:02:35 PM
#589002
Blackclaw

It's a wafer that tastes like cardboard.

Here, take a box of em'. It's a church. It's suppose to be giving food away. Although after you taste those wafers you might wish you had held out till fish & chips Fridays.

7/15/2008 8:10:45 PM
#589003
WMDKitty

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*gasp* .... inhaler.... need inhaler.... *wheeze*

And yes, it's a fucking *CRACKER*!

7/15/2008 8:11:04 PM
#589022
Eric

Fine, it's no just a damned cracker. It's a fucking cracker.

7/15/2008 8:21:23 PM
#589023
Aethernaut

Hello, overreaction, good bye, useless mushy brain!

7/15/2008 8:22:03 PM
#589042
Horsefeathers

"You DO know he committed a crime right?"

Which one was that again?

"Stealing something of religious value is dick like."

It's not stealing if someone gives you the fucking thing.

"Also, saying "it's just a damned cracker" shows lack of understanding of Catholicism, meaning I don't care about any death threats you may get."

Pointing out that--despite all the Latin in the world being muttered over it--that it's still just a cracker is the rational thing to do. I also find it extremely entertaining to have grown adults argue with me and tell me that it's actually "Gawd" now.

"And by the way, that's a hate crime. Crime motivated by hate. Hello, prison, good bye, useless cushy job!"

Not quite. I see you're not exactly a Harvard Law graduate, are ya?

7/15/2008 8:32:30 PM
#589070
Amanda

The stupid thing probably came out of a package of melba toast from the Price Chopper. I think the church will survive.

7/15/2008 8:46:14 PM
#589154
IanC

They have invaded WoW?

Oh man.

7/15/2008 9:17:48 PM
#589169
David B.

"You DO know he committed a crime right?"

Not unless the cracker came with an EULA printed on the back, he didn't!

7/15/2008 9:23:31 PM
#589192
JAL

Why the hell didn't the "criminal" steal the wine? That's a lot better than some crappy Jesus flesh crackers.

7/15/2008 9:37:43 PM
#589260
anonymous_troy

If it's a crime, won't God punish him?

7/15/2008 10:05:15 PM
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