Can someone translate this to English for me?
7/14/2008 3:09:49 AM
1. Private schools
3. Private Tutors
There's no atheistic conspiracy to keep your kids from being religiously brainwashed, should you so choose. Just not in public schools.
7/14/2008 3:11:30 AM
they better are called ''ignorant'then go to school ...and then to hell..
Fundamentalism in a nutshell. :(
7/14/2008 3:12:25 AM
Oh dear. It seems that proper English wasn't part of your homeschooling curriculum... You remind me a bit of LoneWolf1984.
I'm not so sure about your logic in the last paragraph there. Men can't give birth to a child, so do you mean to say that only women can be teachers? Or am I misreading your post entirely? It's difficult to see what you're getting at.
7/14/2008 3:16:54 AM
"Can someone translate this to English for me?"
"Fundamentalism in a nutshell. :( "
More like a nutcase.
"Oh dear. It seems that proper English wasn't part of your homeschooling curriculum... You remind me a bit of LoneWolf1984"
Haven't seen that bozo here for 3 days, so he's due back from the dead any day now.
7/14/2008 3:26:40 AM
My damn Fundie-to-English Translator and Idiocy Parser keeps jamming. Is he trying to show that his homeskoolin left him an idiot?
7/14/2008 3:27:56 AM
Philbert McAdamia, Athien
nuther homskooler id woudnt' be's suprisded
7/14/2008 3:28:24 AM
Save The Blurb
stop posting stoned
7/14/2008 3:29:12 AM
Maybe you should have chosen to remain in English class.
7/14/2008 3:36:08 AM
There goes their future.
7/14/2008 3:38:06 AM
Dor sho gha! With the multitude of private and parochial schools, and the recent surge in homeschooling, you would think these fuckwit fundies would realize/understand/comprehend that they are not obligated, nor forced, to send their children to public schools.
Then again, you would think these fuckwit fundies would realize/understand/comprehend that the Earth isn't flat/less than 10,000 years old/center of the universe.
Then again, you would think these fuckwit fundies would realize/understand/comprehend that homeschooling their child does a great job of preparing said child for the vocation of "salted fried potato apprentice".
7/14/2008 3:46:49 AM
Parents training their children to follow in their footsteps...as WalMart greeters.
7/14/2008 3:47:20 AM
they better are called ''ignorant'then go to school
Damned atheist morals. Without these we could enact a law that would forbid these "ignorant" kids (and their parents) to get access to the fruits of modern science, like medicine, computer etc. (things that wouldn´t be possible if all people in the western world would think like Laremy and prefer to keep their kids ignorant instead of educated)
7/14/2008 4:03:48 AM
Well clearly you didn't go to school.
7/14/2008 4:08:32 AM
7/14/2008 4:27:52 AM
Why can't you learn to speak my language?
7/14/2008 4:31:29 AM
I actually thought at first that this post was the result of editing in order to make Laremy look even dumber. Then I checked, and I realized that the above is exactly how it appears.
7/14/2008 4:40:50 AM
Ellipses.... are... not... not... appropriate... substitutions... for... all... other... punctuation... Just... so... you... know...
7/14/2008 5:18:11 AM
Parents shouldn't be allowed to teach their kids whatever the hell they want... This guy is either evidence of that or English is just not his forte. Or possibly both.
7/14/2008 5:25:50 AM
Shit... like this... is why the... United States... is behind Turkey in... educational standards.
7/14/2008 6:22:13 AM
They're not even proper ellipses. It's like he just couldn't be shat to type that extra period (or full stop, whatever).
7/14/2008 6:29:03 AM
"That should be ..gorgeous!"
Admit it you wanted to say fabulous but held back because you were afraid people might find out you're gay.
7/14/2008 9:55:37 AM
"As school cannot give birth to a child..nor offer him/her ..the heaven..school shouldn't have the right of giving absolute education.."
This is the result of home skoolin'?
7/14/2008 10:37:12 AM
With you as a successful example of quality home schooling, you make a pretty convincing argument.
No, I wasn't serious.
7/14/2008 11:20:30 AM
I'm sorry, I don't speak fuckwit. Can you maybe translate this for me, Laremy?
7/14/2008 12:01:00 PM