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#586208
The Outsider
Can someone translate this to English for me?
7/14/2008 3:09:49 AM
#586209
SeenAndNotSeen
1. Private schools
2. Homeschooling
3. Private Tutors
There's no atheistic conspiracy to keep your kids from being religiously brainwashed, should you so choose. Just not in public schools.
7/14/2008 3:11:30 AM
#586210
1Burning Stake
they better are called ''ignorant'then go to school ...and then to hell..
Fundamentalism in a nutshell. :(
7/14/2008 3:12:25 AM
#586212
Vampire Buttermoth
Oh dear. It seems that proper English wasn't part of your homeschooling curriculum... You remind me a bit of LoneWolf1984.
I'm not so sure about your logic in the last paragraph there. Men can't give birth to a child, so do you mean to say that only women can be teachers? Or am I misreading your post entirely? It's difficult to see what you're getting at.
7/14/2008 3:16:54 AM
#586218
Michael
"Can someone translate this to English for me?"
mumbo-jumbo-rhubarb-rhubarb, bullshit-head-stuck-in-the-sand.
"Fundamentalism in a nutshell. :( "
More like a nutcase.
"Oh dear. It seems that proper English wasn't part of your homeschooling curriculum... You remind me a bit of LoneWolf1984"
Haven't seen that bozo here for 3 days, so he's due back from the dead any day now.
7/14/2008 3:26:40 AM
#586220
Papabear
My damn Fundie-to-English Translator and Idiocy Parser keeps jamming. Is he trying to show that his homeskoolin left him an idiot?
7/14/2008 3:27:56 AM
#586222
Philbert McAdamia, Athien
nuther homskooler id woudnt' be's suprisded
7/14/2008 3:28:24 AM
#586224
Save The Blurb
stop posting stoned
7/14/2008 3:29:12 AM
#586229
Mattural Selection
Maybe you should have chosen to remain in English class.
7/14/2008 3:36:08 AM
#586231
aaa
There goes their future.
7/14/2008 3:38:06 AM
#586239
Fek'lhr
Dor sho gha! With the multitude of private and parochial schools, and the recent surge in homeschooling, you would think these fuckwit fundies would realize/understand/comprehend that they are not obligated, nor forced, to send their children to public schools.
Then again, you would think these fuckwit fundies would realize/understand/comprehend that the Earth isn't flat/less than 10,000 years old/center of the universe.
Then again, you would think these fuckwit fundies would realize/understand/comprehend that homeschooling their child does a great job of preparing said child for the vocation of "salted fried potato apprentice".
7/14/2008 3:46:49 AM
#586243
approximate
Parents training their children to follow in their footsteps...as WalMart greeters.
7/14/2008 3:47:20 AM
#586256
Eden
they better are called ''ignorant'then go to school
Damned atheist morals. Without these we could enact a law that would forbid these "ignorant" kids (and their parents) to get access to the fruits of modern science, like medicine, computer etc. (things that wouldn´t be possible if all people in the western world would think like Laremy and prefer to keep their kids ignorant instead of educated)
7/14/2008 4:03:48 AM
#586262
Osiris
Well clearly you didn't go to school.
7/14/2008 4:08:32 AM
#586271
Moon Wolfhowl
Pardon?
7/14/2008 4:27:52 AM
#586276
Jay-Sus
Why can't you learn to speak my language?
7/14/2008 4:31:29 AM
#586282
Brian-sama
I actually thought at first that this post was the result of editing in order to make Laremy look even dumber. Then I checked, and I realized that the above is exactly how it appears.
7/14/2008 4:40:50 AM
#586290
Fishcakes
Ellipses.... are... not... not... appropriate... substitutions... for... all... other... punctuation... Just... so... you... know...
7/14/2008 5:18:11 AM
#586295
Deep Search
Parents shouldn't be allowed to teach their kids whatever the hell they want... This guy is either evidence of that or English is just not his forte. Or possibly both.
7/14/2008 5:25:50 AM
#586318
Pyroclasm
Shit... like this... is why the... United States... is behind Turkey in... educational standards.
7/14/2008 6:22:13 AM
#586321
Durane
They're not even proper ellipses. It's like he just couldn't be shat to type that extra period (or full stop, whatever).
7/14/2008 6:29:03 AM
#586531
Laura
"That should be ..gorgeous!"
Admit it you wanted to say fabulous but held back because you were afraid people might find out you're gay.
7/14/2008 9:55:37 AM
#586562
Illuminatalie
"As school cannot give birth to a child..nor offer him/her ..the heaven..school shouldn't have the right of giving absolute education.."
This is the result of home skoolin'?
7/14/2008 10:37:12 AM
#586592
The Jamo
With you as a successful example of quality home schooling, you make a pretty convincing argument.
No, I wasn't serious.
7/14/2008 11:20:30 AM
#586621
Shann
I'm sorry, I don't speak fuckwit. Can you maybe translate this for me, Laremy?
7/14/2008 12:01:00 PM
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