Good luck getting the Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, and members of every other non-Christian religion, or even the Christian sects that realize the Rapture is made up bullshit, and not in the Bible with the rest of the made up bullshit either. I'm sure they'd be happy to drop everything and pray for the end of the world.
7/12/2008 1:09:59 AM
Like if the Wave was the Single Idiot Standing Up and Taking His Shirt off Like a Drunk Idiot!
Voted 1, though. No hatred, not a whole lot of stupidity, just moronic enthusiasm.
7/12/2008 1:16:42 AM
"What are they doing now, dad?"
"They're standing up in quick succession and waving their hands in the air, son."
"Well that does it. It's time for my second coming."
7/12/2008 1:17:12 AM
Sure...whatever man <runs away quickly>
7/12/2008 1:18:55 AM
I remember it well. Wing nuts like you though it was the End of the World- Y2K. I was listening to Radio Australia early in the morning in Worcester, MA, which is late in the evening in Melbourne. The Aussie newsreader told the rest of the world not to worry, Australia and New Zealand were still here. It was, "the bug that had no bite." The same will happen on your Judgement Day. It'll be another bug with no bite.
7/12/2008 1:27:45 AM
7/12/2008 1:29:17 AM
Yeah, that'll work.
7/12/2008 1:35:54 AM
I have a better idea. You fundies should take Mark 16:18 literally and show your devotion to Jesus by drinking strychnine. Won't that stir his heart?
7/12/2008 1:52:22 AM
Allegory for Jesus
I hope that it is a very cloudy and uneventful day that leaves you with no illusions regarding the total indifference which the "powers that be" hold for you and your ilk. As if anything would shake your faith anyway, but I just sincerely wish that nothing strengthens it. Because I just cannot stand by and watch the birth of super-fundamentalists across the globe.
7/12/2008 2:05:22 AM
"You know how at sporting events they have "the wave" where one group starts it and then it cycles all the way around back to the beginning?"
Are you comparing Nascar to Religion?
7/12/2008 2:19:50 AM
"Won't that stir His heart? "
Not like a red-hot poker.
7/12/2008 2:20:46 AM
If your God knows the hearts of all men, why would you need to demonstrate anything to him? Why don't you do something useful such as all pick up trash or feed the hungry instead.
7/12/2008 2:20:47 AM
Why stop there? Have everybody do the macarena for the messiah! How about a RAH-RAH for the rapture?
7/12/2008 2:58:11 AM
For Pete's sake you believe in fucking fantasy story. The only difference between you and Ringers is that the ringers KNOW the difference between fiction and reality.
7/12/2008 3:15:28 AM
You get to tell Jesus when to bring down the curtain on Earth by doing a Mexican Wave.... HA HA HA HAAAA!
7/12/2008 3:48:55 AM
For a second there, I thought this came from RR. I was wrong.
7/12/2008 3:59:19 AM
I'd like to see you organize this. Maybe then you'll realize what a minority you are.
Or I'll realize what a majority you are and decide that its time to go off paper.
7/12/2008 4:16:02 AM
Oh good. This'll make it easier to have you all committed if you voluntarily round yourselves up into large groups and perform such a stupid act.
7/12/2008 4:17:58 AM
.... *sighs* This must be the Messianic Jews. Good luck with that.
7/12/2008 4:25:21 AM
I bet Jesus will go, "WTF are those people doing down there? Are they setting a raise-the-roof record? That's kind of cool."
7/12/2008 4:46:50 AM
Only, you know, the new millenium began in 2001?
7/12/2008 6:00:59 PM
So, basically, he's admitting that since God hasn't come yet, they must need to do something to get his attention.
I just watched the movie "Apocalypto." In it, the Mayans were sacrificing people to get their gods attention. An eclipse then occured, which they attributed to the Sun God.
In essence, Mark is saying the same thing as the Mayans did, which is "If God isn't answering our prayers, that must mean he's just not listening! Let's get his attention!" Also, like them, Mark will interprete the lack-of-Rapture-event to follow as something of God, rather than science or, in his case, sociology (different religious views, or lack of them.)
7/13/2008 6:15:45 AM