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You know how at sporting events they have "the wave" where one group starts it and then it cycles all the way around back to the beginning? Do you remember how at the year 2000 they showed on television all the New Year celebrations going on around the world as the new millennium began? ...

Let's have an around the world shofar assembly in every time zone on the Feast of Trumpets at sunset announcing to Messiah we are awake and anxiously anticipating His return. What a dress rehearsal! Won't that stir His heart?

We will list on our website all the cities in the different time zones that are participating and hopefully we can get people from every tongue, tribe and nation participating as we join in proclaiming Yeshua (Jesus) as our coming King!

Mark Biltz (from the WingNut Daily article), WorldNetDaily 22 Comments [7/12/2008 1:03:46 AM]
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#583556

LordJiro

Good luck getting the Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, and members of every other non-Christian religion, or even the Christian sects that realize the Rapture is made up bullshit, and not in the Bible with the rest of the made up bullshit either. I'm sure they'd be happy to drop everything and pray for the end of the world.

7/12/2008 1:09:59 AM

#583572

anonymous_troy

Like if the Wave was the Single Idiot Standing Up and Taking His Shirt off Like a Drunk Idiot!

Voted 1, though. No hatred, not a whole lot of stupidity, just moronic enthusiasm.

7/12/2008 1:16:42 AM

#583574

Septic Sceptic

"What are they doing now, dad?"

"They're standing up in quick succession and waving their hands in the air, son."

"Well that does it. It's time for my second coming."

7/12/2008 1:17:12 AM

#583582

Wet Walnuts

Sure...whatever man <runs away quickly>

7/12/2008 1:18:55 AM

#583596

Moondog

I remember it well. Wing nuts like you though it was the End of the World- Y2K. I was listening to Radio Australia early in the morning in Worcester, MA, which is late in the evening in Melbourne. The Aussie newsreader told the rest of the world not to worry, Australia and New Zealand were still here. It was, "the bug that had no bite." The same will happen on your Judgement Day. It'll be another bug with no bite.

7/12/2008 1:27:45 AM

#583598

aaa

Regicide time.

7/12/2008 1:29:17 AM

#583610

Old Viking

Yeah, that'll work.

7/12/2008 1:35:54 AM

#583632

Bowen

I have a better idea. You fundies should take Mark 16:18 literally and show your devotion to Jesus by drinking strychnine. Won't that stir his heart?

7/12/2008 1:52:22 AM

#583644

Allegory for Jesus

I hope that it is a very cloudy and uneventful day that leaves you with no illusions regarding the total indifference which the "powers that be" hold for you and your ilk. As if anything would shake your faith anyway, but I just sincerely wish that nothing strengthens it. Because I just cannot stand by and watch the birth of super-fundamentalists across the globe.

7/12/2008 2:05:22 AM

#583665

Jay-Sus

"You know how at sporting events they have "the wave" where one group starts it and then it cycles all the way around back to the beginning?"

Are you comparing Nascar to Religion?

7/12/2008 2:19:50 AM

#583668

Torquemada

"Won't that stir His heart? "

Not like a red-hot poker.

7/12/2008 2:20:46 AM

#583669

Papabear

If your God knows the hearts of all men, why would you need to demonstrate anything to him? Why don't you do something useful such as all pick up trash or feed the hungry instead.

7/12/2008 2:20:47 AM

#583724

Why stop there? Have everybody do the macarena for the messiah! How about a RAH-RAH for the rapture?

7/12/2008 2:58:11 AM

#583748

Godbuster

For Pete's sake you believe in fucking fantasy story. The only difference between you and Ringers is that the ringers KNOW the difference between fiction and reality.

7/12/2008 3:15:28 AM

#583791

Hasher

You get to tell Jesus when to bring down the curtain on Earth by doing a Mexican Wave.... HA HA HA HAAAA!

7/12/2008 3:48:55 AM

#583799

Thinking Allowed

For a second there, I thought this came from RR. I was wrong.

7/12/2008 3:59:19 AM

#583818

Antichrist

I'd like to see you organize this. Maybe then you'll realize what a minority you are.

Or I'll realize what a majority you are and decide that its time to go off paper.

7/12/2008 4:16:02 AM

#583821

Horsefeathers

Oh good. This'll make it easier to have you all committed if you voluntarily round yourselves up into large groups and perform such a stupid act.

7/12/2008 4:17:58 AM

#583831

Mike

.... *sighs* This must be the Messianic Jews. Good luck with that.

7/12/2008 4:25:21 AM

#583856

Fishcakes

I bet Jesus will go, "WTF are those people doing down there? Are they setting a raise-the-roof record? That's kind of cool."

7/12/2008 4:46:50 AM

#584603

TP

Only, you know, the new millenium began in 2001?

7/12/2008 6:00:59 PM

#585176

1Burning Stake

So, basically, he's admitting that since God hasn't come yet, they must need to do something to get his attention.

I just watched the movie "Apocalypto." In it, the Mayans were sacrificing people to get their gods attention. An eclipse then occured, which they attributed to the Sun God.

In essence, Mark is saying the same thing as the Mayans did, which is "If God isn't answering our prayers, that must mean he's just not listening! Let's get his attention!" Also, like them, Mark will interprete the lack-of-Rapture-event to follow as something of God, rather than science or, in his case, sociology (different religious views, or lack of them.)

7/13/2008 6:15:45 AM