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Classifying humans as "hominids" is where you get lost and lead us astray though, since in order to distinguish humans from apes at the outset we can only be classified as humanids in the Family of Humanidea under the Order of Primates.

joe_christian, Liberty News Forum 14 Comments [7/11/2008 6:05:55 PM]
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#583051
Horsefeathers

"Classifying humans as "hominids" is where you get lost and lead us astray though, since in order to distinguish humans from apes at the outset we can only be classified as humanids in the Family of Humanidea under the Order of Primates."

Say what? Try again. This time make sense.

7/11/2008 6:07:04 PM

#583076
Lucilius

Or, if they're evile gheys, homo-nudes, probably. I know a lot of fundies who could be called the "Family of Humanidea" since they're allllllllllll cousins. And more.

7/11/2008 6:22:04 PM

#583128
anevilmeme

Fundies proudly making up bullshit words and bullshit classifications to fuck up real science because they love Jeeezus!

7/11/2008 6:56:59 PM

#583146
Feminazi

What are you saying? Is that even english?

7/11/2008 7:12:17 PM

#583170
McCulloch

Hey Joe,

Are humans alive?
Are humans plants or animals?
Vertebrates or invertebrates?
Fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds or mammals?

Where exactly in the taxonomy did you want to put the unique Kingdom of Man?

7/11/2008 7:33:07 PM

#583230
tracer

Modern members of the taxonomic family Hominidae :

* Humans
* Chimpanzees
* Bonobos
* Gorillas
* Orangutans

You lose.

7/11/2008 7:59:19 PM

#583234
aaa

Stop making shit up.

7/11/2008 8:02:25 PM

#583242
Antichrist

At least he admits were primates.

7/11/2008 8:05:06 PM

#583282
anonymous_troy

I thought humans were Homos.

7/11/2008 8:27:00 PM

#583368
God

No! Thou shalt not commit homo-acts.

7/11/2008 9:17:17 PM

#583529
Old Viking

Hey, as long as we get top billing everything's cool.

7/12/2008 12:23:39 AM

#583531
Jay-Sus

Aww it's so cute the way he uses words he doesn't understand.

7/12/2008 12:25:07 AM

#583954
Pyroclasm

And?

Humans. Are. Animals.

Get over it already.

7/12/2008 7:14:25 AM

#1443976
Ebon

Taxonomy doesn't work like that.

9/5/2012 5:14:01 PM
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