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#582899
Katsuro
Satan is a tranny?
7/11/2008 4:39:07 PM
#582908
Pato2747
Even christianism?
7/11/2008 4:43:42 PM
#582913
aaa
Even Baptists?
7/11/2008 4:45:53 PM
#582931
Mike
Someone, bring the pie chart (I think).
7/11/2008 4:50:32 PM
#582946
Allegory for Jesus
"I definitely believe that satan is behind each and every religion that is false."
Especially Christianity. Only Satan could have concocted such a f*&%ed up religion.
"That goddess is satan in disguise."
I didn't know that Jesus was into drag...much less that he and Satan were one in the same...
7/11/2008 4:57:22 PM
#582955
werewolf
If Satan is the enemy, then all religions, without exception, are suspect.
As my wife says (in another context), "When in doubt, do without."
7/11/2008 5:00:31 PM
#582957
Princess Rot
I didn't know Satan was into drag queening. Seriously, adults with imaginary friends are weird.
7/11/2008 5:01:25 PM
#582996
kingoftheheavies
God-chicks With Dicks?
Not hawt...
7/11/2008 5:20:31 PM
#583000
Osiris
How do you know Satan isn't using Christianity to block people from the truth of Scientology?
7/11/2008 5:22:52 PM
#583003
Wandering_Scribe
So, by this count Satan could be:
* A giant space Serpent who eats planets (Tiamat)
* A bearded warrior with wings (Marduk)
* A cat-headed feminine deity (Bast)
* The Sun (Ra)
* A bearded lightening bolt thrower (Zeus)
* The Moon (Diana et cetera)
* A bearded viking with a beastly hammer (Thor)
* A jackal-headed male deity (Anubis)
* A woman who lives under-ground (Erishkigal et cetra)
* A naked man hanging from a tree (Odin)
* A giant sea-serpent (Dammuz)
* A goat-man (Pan et cetra)
* A dude with an erection (Mihn)
* A feathered serpent (Quetzacoatl)
* A cow-woman (Hathor)
and on, and on, and on
Where-as all God can be is a rock, on a chair, with a rainbow (Revelation)... Wow... why is God considered the better one again?
7/11/2008 5:25:19 PM
#583017
Feminazi
My best friend says she worships a goddess. That goddess is satan in disguise.
I dare you to tell your friend that.
7/11/2008 5:36:43 PM
#583022
WMUATimothy
@Wandering Scribe: Nice list.
7/11/2008 5:42:00 PM
#583030
Lou
That goddess is satan in disguise.
Great, now I have a mental image of Satan in a blonde wig and long flowing dress...
7/11/2008 5:50:19 PM
#583038
CT
My best friend
LIAR! No way would you have a friend like that, let alone a Best Friend...
7/11/2008 5:58:35 PM
#583089
7/11/2008 6:33:58 PM
#583096
Martha Jones
Goddess!
Satan in disguise!
Goddess!
More than meets the eye!
7/11/2008 6:39:16 PM
#583125
Jezebel's Evil Sister
And I'll bet your friend is praying to her goddess to open your eyes.
Of course, you're both deluded fools who are just wasting your time.
7/11/2008 6:56:09 PM
#583190
Antichrist
@ Wandering_Scribe
How dare you blaspheme the holy name of Bast. I have informed the Princess, who is now relaying the message. Once they track you down, you will be clawed to ribbons.
@ suzirees1969
How do you know that your religion is right?
7/11/2008 7:40:49 PM
#583253
Old Viking
All believers subscribe to the fallacy that one religion is "right."
7/11/2008 8:09:33 PM
#583300
anonymous_troy
It's a trap!
7/11/2008 8:33:43 PM
#583380
Wandering_Scribe
@ Antichrist:
Actually, according to Kemetic myth, Bast protected homes from fires by throwing a basket of kittens on the fire. She also presides over sensuality and fertility. Being that she is in fact a cat-headed feline feminine solar goddess (she is a daughter of Ra after all) she would not be apt to exact her fiery vengeance of wrong-doings upon me because I have done her no wrong :P
* yes, you may call me a nerd if you like. I happen to have two close friends who have "born witness to Bast" in times of need. Now they have adopted her as their Patron Goddess (or however that works). So, I'm quite informed on Bast.
7/11/2008 9:28:59 PM
#583394
Gee, since your death cult isn't in the Bible, doesn't that mean you worship Satan?
7/11/2008 9:40:51 PM
#583403
RI
My best friend says she worships a goddess. That goddess is satan in disguise.
I saw "Bedazzled" too, and I am inclined to worship Elizabeth Hurley also.
7/11/2008 9:49:11 PM
#583465
tracer
I'll worship whoever will get me in the religious hot chick's pants the quickest.
7/11/2008 10:49:02 PM
#583473
BCD
JESUS IS SATIN IN DISGUYS TOO!!!
7/11/2008 11:01:55 PM
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