You do not play with the name of God: He [George Carlin] callanged God to strike him down,and He did. Do not play with serious things.
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"He [George Carlin] callanged God to strike him down,and He did."
I guess the years of daily coke use, a separate addiction to alcohol and painkillers in his later years, multiple heart attacks, heart failure, 30 years of non stop touring, and the fact that he was 71 years old had nothing to do with it?
Yes... God will smite thee, and by smite thee, he'll just wait around until you die. After all the ravages of old age will render you a far worse punishment than he ever could. What a magnificent god you have there.
You take all of Christian history and pull the wisest, most moral and best from it all,,, you're still nowhere near what George Carlin was.
This god must be pretty inept. He was a 70 years old guy. This "God" wasn't able to strike him down before?
As Carlin said, "If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed."
"You do not play with the name of God: He [George Carlin] callanged God to strike him down,and He did. Do not play with serious things"
'God' in reverse is Dog. Thus you worship a deity that can lick it's own bollocks.
Now, I challenge your 'God' to strike me down in the next minute after I submit this comment - if he has the cojones to smite someone who is superior to him (i.e. yours truly), that is.
Well, time's up. (*looks at self *)
...nope, still alive. From this, we can only conclude one thing (check one):
[ ] Your 'God' is a little whiny, bollock-licking little wussy pup of a deity who couldn't smite a flea on him. And is clearly inferior to me.
[ ] I'm still alive & not smited in the slightest, because your so-called 'God' doesn't exist.
Choose wisely.
Wow, if it took your god that long to smite George Carlin, then your god is fuckin weak. He might as well have just waited around for him to die of old age... oh wait.
(Woah shit, I realized I responded to this one a while ago and forgot. Does that ever happen to you guys on this forum?)
(watches Carlin in YouTube video "Religion is Bullshit")
Yeah, God struck him down. Eventually. He must have had some better things to do. Like boffing that hot angel, or, or, or... I'm sorry I can't think of anything God has actually done.
Oh my, I thought he had heart problems and died of a heart attack.
But obviously this must be wrong, since you insist that he got struck by lightning on stage in the 70s ...
Oh, that didn't happen? Well what freakin' surprise.
</sarcasm>
That's God for you, he keeps his resentment simmering away, lulling you into a false sense of security, then, 45 years later, BAM!, he kills you with a totally untraceable natural process.
Sneaky.
Confused?
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