Man, I need to stop reading these quotes -- I can *feel* the stupid rolling off this guy in waves!
I hope Teh Dumm isn't catching.
EDIT: First in! Rare event, that!
6/8/2008 7:49:57 AM
6/8/2008 8:00:26 AM
Some people make it easy to refute them :D
Even a rather simple string of equations would suffice to refute him.
One just has to calculate the amount of hydrocarbons a single dinoaur might produce and then calculates how many dinosauers we would need to produce the gigatons of oil that have been extracted till today.
I´m sure they would be far exceed even the most optimistic estimations by creationists about the number of dinosaurs that lived on earth between Adam and Noach :D
(aside from the simple fact that they need more time to form than just a few thousand years ;) )
6/8/2008 8:24:59 AM
What is it with this new fundie trend to put "think about it" and the end of every post? Is the subtext, "think about it, because I obviously haven't"?
6/8/2008 8:29:04 AM
sofia the antichrist
Think about it
... since you clearly didn't.
6/8/2008 8:31:30 AM
No, Eden, a few equations won't refute him. I wish it was that easy. You could explain it brilliantly and clearly, and he'd still shove a finger up his nose and pompously tell you, "Numbers don't prove nufin. God tells me tha Truth." What good are facts in fantasyland?
6/8/2008 8:38:51 AM
BP meets JC
6/8/2008 8:39:42 AM
It's funny how some fundies think fossils can form in a few thousand years, but don't believe that evolution can take place over millions of years.
6/8/2008 8:41:34 AM
If mass transportation is "prophecy", wouldn't that make Ford and Rockefeller prophets?
6/8/2008 8:42:04 AM
God destroyed the dinosaurs with the flood so prophecy could be fulfilled and He would be recognized by us as sovereign . Think about it
Was he trying to terrify us into submission by demonstrating his blood lust? I'm still not impressed. Either talk Jehovah into appearing before me in a way that can't be denied (i.e. in front of me and several independent witnesses on live national television while 10 ministers from 10 different denominations are watching with their entire families present and running video tape) or just shut the holy f*** up PLEASE!!!
6/8/2008 8:45:00 AM
I'll be sure to mention that to Dinger (Colorado Rockies mascot, triceratops) and Champ (Vermont Lake Monster mascot, Lake Champlain Monster).
How many of your former science teachers are in the insane asylum now? Oh wait, you were homeschooled, weren't ya?
6/8/2008 8:53:54 AM
I love how they invite us to do the thinking for them, since it's obvious they don't have the first clue where to start.
6/8/2008 9:31:14 AM
The words "Think about it", when spoken or written by a fundie, are quite possibly the three most annoying words on the planet.
6/8/2008 9:32:02 AM
Thinking about something is one thing. Coming up with fantastical, nonsensical bullshit is another. Three guesses which category your statement falls in.
6/8/2008 10:09:40 AM
"God destroyed the dinosaurs with the flood so prophecy could be fulfilled and He would be recognized by us as sovereign. Think about it."
I did and I wondered what's wrong with Him if He can only be recognized as sovereign by convincing us with very vague biblical prophecies coming true, which are only seen as such by clearly deluded weirdos.
6/8/2008 10:21:56 AM
Oh wow, this made no sense to me at first, but then I /thought about it/!
...It still doesn't make any sense.
6/8/2008 10:32:57 AM
This planet need a good extinction event.
6/8/2008 10:39:00 AM
Re Illuminatalies posting:
Lets for a moment assume as a fact that you really cannot enter heaven because of your sins and get thrown into hell instead, unless you believe in Jesus.
And lets assume that god is de facto a lobing god who wants as much people in heaven as possible nd that the bible is literaly true.
Then the question arises why he doesn´t make it clear to everyone that he exists (so that as many people as possible start believing) but instead tries to hide his involvement in creation, for example by making it appear as if stars are lightyears away or by letting earth seem to be older than it is.
One might suspect that either god isnt loving at all, but rather some kind of elitist, or that the biblical accounts aren´t literaly true :D
6/8/2008 10:52:48 AM
6/8/2008 11:45:33 AM
Yeah... yeah, tribal sovereignty means that, sovereign. You're a... you're a... you've been given sovereignty and you're... viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore, the relationship between the federal government and the tribes is one between sovereign entities.___________________________Bush, of course
My favorite fundy "three words" are; "Evolution is a lie."
But for most irritating two words, I pick; True Story
6/8/2008 12:17:26 PM
I thought about it. No.
6/8/2008 12:29:09 PM
Ok, I've had enough. I want off this stupid planet.
No, wait. I want these idiots off this planet. Yeah, that'd be better.
6/8/2008 1:04:01 PM
Ahhh, a fundie again says "think about it" without having any concept of the process.
I love their warped rationalizations and they way they manipulate reality to fit it into their narrow minds and religious beliefs. It is actually quite entertaining sometimes.
6/8/2008 1:28:35 PM
Except the fossil fuels are running out...FAST!
6/8/2008 1:28:39 PM
At least he's not saying they evolved into rhinoscerouses even though evolution doesn't happen.
6/8/2008 2:00:41 PM