Just when you think they can't get any more stupid.... *wham*
6/9/2008 1:21:26 PM
6/9/2008 1:24:29 PM
You're entitled to your opinion. I just hope you don't breed and create an entire family of ignorant fools just like yourself.
6/9/2008 1:31:59 PM
You don't have to ask. With your comment, we'll give them to you free.
6/9/2008 1:34:31 PM
6/9/2008 1:41:09 PM
Because it was god who taught him how to read and write, and use a computer, get a job, become a functioning member of society, get a girlfriend (probably not).
6/9/2008 1:50:14 PM
This explains fundie idiocy.
6/9/2008 1:52:30 PM
6/9/2008 2:02:52 PM
Hahaha, looking at the context of the original thread, this was the response to the following:
<i>"Hey little brave boy, why don't you tell us what your bona fides actually are.
You so far have seemed to dodged this question. I'll put mine (sans details), but I would expect you to do the same:
BS 1986 Geology/ chem minor
MS 1990 Geology (Organic Geochemistry)
PhD 1995 Geology (Coal and organic geochemistry)
Postdoc #1 Chemistry (ARS)
Postdoc #2 Chemistry (University)
Work Experience: 2000 to present: Research Chemist
Now why don't you grow a pair and tell us what your actual background is.
You call yourself a "geologist" on your profile, but I would never guess from the garbage you normally post. You usually can't even defend your own points with a reference and when you do, as in the "definition of mountain" you relied on a "Junior School" geology for kiddies page.
Give me a break. I won't sit here and have some two-bit scientific "wannabe" charlatan tell me I'm catching up to science."</i>
6/9/2008 2:06:56 PM
Au contraire, jackass. You are asking for insults.
6/9/2008 2:28:37 PM
Everything I ever needed to know I learned in kindergarten... on the moon.
6/9/2008 2:32:10 PM
6/9/2008 2:41:06 PM
"Earthly education has little to do with useful (true) understanding."
Your earthly words have little to do with saying something true or intelligent.
6/9/2008 3:38:24 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Earthly education has little to do with useful (true) understanding? Funny. I think the same thing of religious education. Wonder which one of us is closest to the reality.
6/9/2008 4:23:42 PM
Knowledge (Truths of my Arse) is a class skill for Clerics?
EDIT: I'll have to update these for fourth edition eventually, but I'm not familiar with the system yet.
6/9/2008 5:06:06 PM
You invite insults. It would be impolite to decline.
6/9/2008 5:11:16 PM
That one sentence explains every fundie dolt of every religion.
6/9/2008 5:26:25 PM
Yeah, that's it! The more ignorant one is the better one understands. Why didn't I think of that? I guess I just knew to much to understand that.
6/9/2008 5:32:14 PM
"true understanding" has nothing to do with living on Earth.
Save it for Heaven
6/9/2008 5:43:38 PM
[I know better. I am not going to ask for insult. Thanks.]
He's pretty well already castrated you already. Why worry about insults now?
[Earthly education has little to do with useful (true) understanding.]
Translation: I may not be anywhere near your league, but with a little BS and by creatively talking out of my ass, I can try to make it seem like we're on an even footing.
6/9/2008 6:52:13 PM
You practice hockey on a racquetball court, then, do you?
6/9/2008 7:25:20 PM
Dumb is where it's at!
6/9/2008 7:53:46 PM
Stop using our internet to spread such idiocy!
6/10/2008 12:19:00 PM
Oh, you mean to say that your computer is made using exclusively biblical processor design, and powered only by christian electrons.
Get out, and leave all benefits of earthly education at the door, and that includes electricity, medical science, and construction techniques. This will leave you a diseased homeless bum, btw.
6/10/2008 12:57:15 PM
I can't get past the irony of a fundie claiming to be a geologist while disdaining Earthly education. That's heavy-isotope irony!
6/10/2008 3:58:26 PM