Good! I'm glad people care enough about you to 'get rude' and try to break through your brainwashing shell. The frustration you feel now is natural.
6/9/2008 2:23:47 AM
Well they won't be laughing after they get a "You've been left behind letter"
I picture someone opening that email and it says it in that "You've got mail" kind of voice.
6/9/2008 2:28:02 AM
You have the 'urge' to send out hatemail to people about them being left behind in a rapture that has yet to happen?
6/9/2008 2:33:05 AM
Heartstorm is on her deathbed at the age of 102. The room is filled by weeping great-grandchildren. Suddenly a van skids to a halt outside. A courier with an envelope. Feebly, Heartstorm asks her nearest grandchild to read the writing. Pushing back his tears, he unfolds the envelope and reads:
"Neener, neener, I told you so. Love, Septic Sceptic."
6/9/2008 2:34:25 AM
If you loonies would just STFU you wouldn't get rude responses.
6/9/2008 2:34:29 AM
They might be good Christians and think you are a cultist nut. They know that the rapture would have nothing to do with the Bible being false or not since it isn't in there.
6/9/2008 2:37:22 AM
OMGLOLROFLBBQ u hav been PWNED! U R left behind lololz,,, u can not hazcheezburger! UR fullo looz, kthnxbai!
6/9/2008 2:40:07 AM
“There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.(Matthew 16:28)
Jesus promised to return during his follower's lifetimes. Not two thousand years later. The rapture is not going to happen.
6/9/2008 2:40:38 AM
Spammin' for Jee-Zusss!
That's right, there will be no rapture.
Work on your delivery, kid. I have a sneaking hunch you are trying too hard.
It's "downright rude", btw.
6/9/2008 2:43:06 AM
They get rude when you tell them they are going to burn in Hell for all eternity? The nerve.
6/9/2008 2:45:15 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Ok, there resides in me a huge urge that I must overcome to paint on their coffins "Neener Neener, no Rapture 4 U!".
Also, the Rapture has very little to do with the Bible.
6/9/2008 2:50:11 AM
Feel that Christian looove.
6/9/2008 2:57:44 AM
Milking the Catz
6/9/2008 3:02:56 AM
'But it seems these days that so many people are getting right down rude when I attempt to tell them about our Lord and what is coming.'
Sounds to me like you ARE getting in their faces, that's what so many fundies do. I doubt people would be telling this guys where to go if he wasn't. And the fact that he's trying to force his ultra-right religious BS down their throat is a good way to piss off people.
6/9/2008 3:06:02 AM
Hey, that gave me a idea for a prank...
6/9/2008 3:07:33 AM
It was time for you to face the facts nineteen hundred years ago, when your god failed to keep his promise to return withing his attendant disciples' lifespans.
6/9/2008 3:14:53 AM
People are always rude to schmucks who preach about something they know won't come, but have a hard-on for it anyway.
Bible experts say that there won't be a rapture. People will believe them rather than Fartstorm jerking off to the "Left Behind" series.
6/9/2008 3:19:54 AM
It could also be that you're just a bore, heart old buddy. It may be both the messenger and the message that are out of alignment with reality.
6/9/2008 3:56:08 AM
Then shut the fuck up and stop "hinting". You're pissing everybody off.
6/9/2008 4:00:46 AM
I have to agree that sometimes I also have to resist the urge to send out "You have been left behind" - eMails.
But it would only make sense if I sent them to fundamentalist cristians like these rapture ready people.
Everyone else would just laugh at them :D
6/9/2008 4:14:07 AM
Those silly nonbelievers trying to tell me Santa Claus isn't coming back. I know it's going to happen this Christmas!!
6/9/2008 4:23:43 AM
We need to somehow do this next April Fool's Day, but it seems mean...
6/9/2008 4:24:17 AM
Wow. Just when I thought the folks at RR could not possibly be any dumber than I already thought they were. They're being totally fucking scammed by this service and they're too fucking excited to stick it to their non-christian friends and loved ones that they don't even realize it.
6/9/2008 4:44:48 AM
"Well they won't be laughing after they get a " You've been left behind letter"
I wish I knew a bunch of people that believed this Rapture bullshit. I'd send them all a "left behind" letter and then take a trip to Tahiti for a month without telling anyone I was going. I think it'd be funny as hell.
6/9/2008 5:32:28 AM
Lesson 1: people who don't give a rat's ass about your beliefs will remain not giving a rat's ass regardless of how many letters you send them. but you surely will annoy them quite a bit so stop it.
6/9/2008 5:34:37 AM