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sofia the antichrist
Schizophrenia + religion = this.
I actually kind of feel sorry for this person.
6/7/2008 10:12:05 PM
POE, or you should have gone to an exorcist rather than a psychiatrist. Even a psychologist might have been better bet.
6/7/2008 10:15:33 PM
Mental illness is not something to be ignored. Sweeping it under the rug of Jesus doesn't make it go away. You will need to deal with it eventually, and the sooner the better, for the sake of everyone around you.
6/7/2008 10:40:51 PM
6/7/2008 10:49:04 PM
Reminds me of the old Cheech & Chong routine about an annoying Jesus Freak ex-hippie: "I used to be all fucked up on drugs. But then I found the Lord and got off drugs. Now I'm all fucked up on the Lord."
6/7/2008 11:21:06 PM
The psychiatrist should've locked you away.
6/7/2008 11:59:28 PM
The demons are chasing you because you're a paranoid schizophrenic.
It's probably been said already in the comments to this post, though.
6/8/2008 12:05:48 AM
Now I can't stop giggling like a schoolgirl at the idea of a messiah-skin rug....
6/8/2008 12:26:44 AM
The 'YAY' makes me think it's a poe.
6/8/2008 12:44:42 AM
I can never figure out whether becoming a christian is supposed to drive away demons or if you only get attacked by demons because you're a christian. It seems to go both ways in fundieworld.
6/8/2008 1:17:00 AM
If the way in which you post on the interwebs is any indication, then perhaps you should be administered Ritalin. You are rather hyper.
6/8/2008 3:54:33 AM
So, you've exchanged your delusion for a slightly more benign version.
It won't last, the demons will be back.
They only ever attack 'the Saved'.
6/8/2008 4:31:47 AM
"Why do I need pills to correct my chemical imbalances and therapy to help me understand and come to terms with my past? I've got JESUS."
6/8/2008 4:50:02 AM
Christ or lithium, christ or lithium...?
6/8/2008 5:10:22 AM
So, did she then hit the alarm? Isn't screaming at a shrink a one way ticket to the loony bin?
6/8/2008 5:34:22 AM
Um, the meds only work if you, you know, actually follow the instructions and take the damn pills.
6/8/2008 6:54:24 AM
6/8/2008 12:52:29 PM
I never liked psychoanalysis. If I were a psychologist I'd prescribe schizophrenia, not repressed memories (which most psychologists agree actually don't happen).
Me, I say this is a case of lying for Jesus.
6/8/2008 2:30:25 PM
"I once went to a psychiatrist once "
Now go to 8th grade English class.
6/8/2008 2:57:23 PM
He went from insane to more insane.
6/8/2008 3:27:26 PM
6/8/2008 4:12:43 PM
YAY!! I'M CRAZY AS FUCK!!
6/8/2008 9:26:34 PM
You should have let her prescribe the meds.
6/8/2008 10:13:17 PM
actually I chase the demons
6/9/2008 2:37:48 AM
I think someone has been reading too many Frank Peretti novels again.
They can make you paranoid as fuck over everything from yoga to something in your house falling over without a visible reason...
I know, I am an e-fundie, I left the "flock" when I was 15, and then, miraculously, all the demons disappeared...
But then, I am just an evil satan worshiper, so what do I know right?
those books are just fiction, meaning NOT REAL!!!!
6/9/2008 2:48:33 AM
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