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#532374
sofia the antichrist
Schizophrenia + religion = this.
I actually kind of feel sorry for this person.
6/7/2008 10:12:05 PM
#532376
Xotan
POE, or you should have gone to an exorcist rather than a psychiatrist. Even a psychologist might have been better bet.
6/7/2008 10:15:33 PM
#532392
tmr
Mental illness is not something to be ignored. Sweeping it under the rug of Jesus doesn't make it go away. You will need to deal with it eventually, and the sooner the better, for the sake of everyone around you.
6/7/2008 10:40:51 PM
#532396
Alethe
Pyroclasm FTW
6/7/2008 10:49:04 PM
#532404
Reminds me of the old Cheech & Chong routine about an annoying Jesus Freak ex-hippie: "I used to be all fucked up on drugs. But then I found the Lord and got off drugs. Now I'm all fucked up on the Lord."
6/7/2008 11:21:06 PM
#532420
approximate
The psychiatrist should've locked you away.
6/7/2008 11:59:28 PM
#532424
ozznova
The demons are chasing you because you're a paranoid schizophrenic.
It's probably been said already in the comments to this post, though.
6/8/2008 12:05:48 AM
#532437
Adrian
@tmr:
Now I can't stop giggling like a schoolgirl at the idea of a messiah-skin rug....
6/8/2008 12:26:44 AM
#532445
Illuminatalie
The 'YAY' makes me think it's a poe.
6/8/2008 12:44:42 AM
#532498
Patashu
I can never figure out whether becoming a christian is supposed to drive away demons or if you only get attacked by demons because you're a christian. It seems to go both ways in fundieworld.
6/8/2008 1:17:00 AM
#532645
Demonaphia
If the way in which you post on the interwebs is any indication, then perhaps you should be administered Ritalin. You are rather hyper.
6/8/2008 3:54:33 AM
#532671
solomongrundy
So, you've exchanged your delusion for a slightly more benign version.
It won't last, the demons will be back.
They only ever attack 'the Saved'.
6/8/2008 4:31:47 AM
#532695
Fishcakes
"Why do I need pills to correct my chemical imbalances and therapy to help me understand and come to terms with my past? I've got JESUS."
6/8/2008 4:50:02 AM
#532720
Jud
Christ or lithium, christ or lithium...?
6/8/2008 5:10:22 AM
#532740
Antichrist
So, did she then hit the alarm? Isn't screaming at a shrink a one way ticket to the loony bin?
6/8/2008 5:34:22 AM
#532812
WMDKitty
Um, the meds only work if you, you know, actually follow the instructions and take the damn pills.
6/8/2008 6:54:24 AM
#533009
Pepupapi
6/8/2008 12:52:29 PM
#533083
Dicks
I never liked psychoanalysis. If I were a psychologist I'd prescribe schizophrenia, not repressed memories (which most psychologists agree actually don't happen).
Me, I say this is a case of lying for Jesus.
6/8/2008 2:30:25 PM
#533096
Quantum Mechanic
"I once went to a psychiatrist once "
That's nice.
Now go to 8th grade English class.
6/8/2008 2:57:23 PM
#533123
Mister Spak
He went from insane to more insane.
6/8/2008 3:27:26 PM
#533148
Mysterious Gary
YAY
6/8/2008 4:12:43 PM
#533426
Laura
YAY!! I'M CRAZY AS FUCK!!
6/8/2008 9:26:34 PM
#533481
Alfred
You should have let her prescribe the meds.
6/8/2008 10:13:17 PM
#533799
raikun12
actually I chase the demons
6/9/2008 2:37:48 AM
#533824
DarkWitch85
I think someone has been reading too many Frank Peretti novels again.
They can make you paranoid as fuck over everything from yoga to something in your house falling over without a visible reason...
I know, I am an e-fundie, I left the "flock" when I was 15, and then, miraculously, all the demons disappeared...
But then, I am just an evil satan worshiper, so what do I know right?
http://www.frankperetti.com/adultliterature.htm
those books are just fiction, meaning NOT REAL!!!!
6/9/2008 2:48:33 AM
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