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I once went to a psychiatrist once and demanded she find a way to stop the demons from chasing me....I was desperate. She went into this "Oh, you had such a rough childhood... Your brain is allowing you bits of information it knows your ready to handle bla bla bla. I'm going to give you this...(Med) in which I said....Meds don't take them away...I want to know WHAT DOES?!?!?! Little did I know....CHRIST does!!!! YAY

TrueHope, Christian Forums 52 Comments [6/7/2008 5:38:24 PM]
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#532181
Sinisterwing

At least he's honest about being a total nutjob. Also, terrible grammar.

6/7/2008 5:40:38 PM

#532182
Feminazi

Take your medicine.

6/7/2008 5:40:48 PM

#532183
BreeStar

Wow... Either this qualifies as lying for Jesus or really fucking nuts.

6/7/2008 5:40:59 PM

#532185
aaa

TAKE YOUR DAMN MEDS, MAN!

6/7/2008 5:42:41 PM

#532187
Lefty Link

You're not the nutjob. It's everyone else. Happy?

6/7/2008 5:45:11 PM

#532195
kingoftheheavies

Get in the fucking box.

6/7/2008 5:54:54 PM

#532208
Dr. Gus

Sure, if you prefer brainwashing yourself over medication that's fine by me, just don't go around trying to brainwash other people, ya hear?

6/7/2008 6:03:12 PM

#532222
Shifty eyes

Poe?

6/7/2008 6:14:52 PM

#532228
Mike


6/7/2008 6:17:11 PM

#532229
Berny

While this OP might just be lying for Jesus, the sad fact is that there are plenty of fundies ignoring either their, or a loved one's, mental illness. They labor under the misconception that demons are at work and all they need is a strong enough faith in god and plenty of prayer.
In severe enough cases, they wind up killing or maiming someone.
Personally, I would hold their minister or pastor criminally liable for any actions they commit while insane.

6/7/2008 6:18:37 PM

#532231
Bryan65

Jesus had more important things to do than chase away imaginary demons from a whackjob like you.

6/7/2008 6:19:35 PM

#532243
POSW

That "YAY" at the end is priceless.

6/7/2008 6:28:25 PM

#532250
CeilingCat

This is from the same thread:

"Wow you do the same thing I do lol, cool. God did tell me to anoint my house last night and I said okay, but I forgot."

So god actually spoke to her and told her to do something, BUT SHE FORGOT.

6/7/2008 6:45:01 PM

#532253
Grigadil

I credit Cannabis with curing my adolescent neurosis.

6/7/2008 6:50:04 PM

#532260
Allegory for Jesus

Holy crap! So, if I understand the jist of this, you go to a psychiatrist complaining of demons, totally shrug off the advice they give to you and an explanation of what could psychologically and biologically be wrong with you. Then, after spending a session twiddling your thumbs and disregarding everything they tell you, you say that the medication they want to give you can't possibly help, and run out the door to pray to the psychosis away.

You. Are. Dumb.

6/7/2008 7:02:24 PM

#532268
anonymous_troy

So, she prescribed you meds...

You didn't want her to take them away..

And you want to know what does..

But then you realized... Christ does?

There's code in my salad!

6/7/2008 7:10:13 PM

#532277
Ararat

You went to someone who prescribes medication and wonder why they wanted to give you meds? Seems like you just went to the wrong person.

6/7/2008 7:15:22 PM

#532279
Milking the Catz

You replaced one drug with another, bravo bitch.

6/7/2008 7:20:06 PM

#532280
CeilingCat

I wonder if the rough childhood had anything to do with her parents telling her she was going to be raptured at any moment so life didn't mean anything.

6/7/2008 7:22:15 PM

#532289
Pyroclasm

Christ (10mg)

Warning: Side effects may include hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, and poor grammar.

6/7/2008 7:33:59 PM

#532301
Old Viking

Meds don't take them away ... CHRIST does!!!!

Christ charges $150 per hour?

6/7/2008 7:59:32 PM

#532308
Beeblebrox

You'd be better off taking the psychiatrist up on her offer of medication. If you're lucky she'll give you Thorazine.

6/7/2008 8:10:53 PM

#532311
Pwnzerfaust

Should've taken your meds.

6/7/2008 8:14:09 PM

#532363
Amanda

I love the YAY. So full of desperation and horror.

6/7/2008 9:51:40 PM

#532372
Grigadil

I think the YAY comes from the demons, cheering their excellent fortune as continuing tenants of a fundie skull.

6/7/2008 10:11:34 PM
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