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#530239
BeemerRefugee1990
Feel that Christian love!
I don't think "respect" means what you think it means.
6/6/2008 10:02:11 AM
#530247
anevilmeme
And then I'd kick your ass, think it over.
6/6/2008 10:15:57 AM
#530255
Return of Rob
Good.
That means I can claim self-defense.
6/6/2008 10:21:35 AM
#530263
TheDrummer
"Respect my beliefs or I shall sock you in the face."
The way of a true christian.
6/6/2008 10:28:10 AM
#530266
Whitespirit
16 1/2 years of teaching martial arts says you'd almost certainly lose fundi.
6/6/2008 10:29:00 AM
#530279
BoxerShorts
I don't respect anyone's beliefs. Not even people who share my own.
Because beliefs are not subject to respect.
6/6/2008 10:41:23 AM
#530294
redfergus
I'd break the bigoted bastard's arm.
6/6/2008 10:56:47 AM
#530297
David B.
How is socking someone in the face respecting their beliefs?
6/6/2008 10:59:52 AM
#530303
Mister Spak
If you socked me in the face, I would kick you in the balls.
6/6/2008 11:07:44 AM
#530306
Try it and I'd break your ankles.
6/6/2008 11:08:19 AM
#530309
LAchlan
Feel the forgiveness, feel the compassion, feel the charity, feel this crowbar clanging off your skull. My cat's nicer than you, and he kills small animals for a living.
6/6/2008 11:09:31 AM
#530324
Quantum Mechanic
Try it.
Then you'll find out there is no afterlife.
6/6/2008 11:25:28 AM
#530334
Upallnite
No you wouldn't. First you would skulk off without making a peep. Then you would just run home and lie to everyone on the internet about punching an Atheist.
Why? Because I would kick your tail in real life.
6/6/2008 11:33:08 AM
#530355
johlsson
No shit. Think it through, though. I'd have to kick the jebus loving shit out of you, then.
6/6/2008 11:58:06 AM
#530361
James
"I would sock you in the face"
And I would not dignify your dicketry with a response in kind. I would however retaliate with lawsuits.
6/6/2008 12:06:07 PM
#530369
Blackclaw
Someone needs to read the New Testament again.
6/6/2008 12:12:05 PM
#530385
ArgleBargle
"And verily, thou shalt punch atheists in the face, because
they know not of our Christian love."
Rambo 4:16
6/6/2008 12:31:35 PM
#530388
Beeblebrox
That would be an interesting way for you to commit suicide.
6/6/2008 12:34:00 PM
#530404
Princess Rot
*Sigh* yet another sufferer of Internet Tough Guy Syndrome.
6/6/2008 12:54:47 PM
#530414
grigadil
OK. Respect MY beliefs, godtard.
6/6/2008 1:04:25 PM
#530432
Sanity
That would be awesome.
One lawsuit later, society would be rid of one fundy, and I'd be a lot richer.
great deal, where can we meet?
6/6/2008 1:25:32 PM
#530452
Aethernaut
And you'd promptly go to jail for assault asshole.
6/6/2008 1:57:51 PM
#530459
Horsefeathers
"Do as I say, not as I do"?
Respect works both ways dumbass.
6/6/2008 2:02:01 PM
#530515
Firthy2002
"If you saw me in public and said what you have said about Christianity on here, I would sock you in the face,"
Then I'd call the police on your arse. Running away wouldn't help, cos I'd be chasing you down like a dog at the same time.
But I doubt you'd have the guts or the lack of conscience to nail a disabled guy. Especially in a public place.
Finally, didn't your dad ever tell you to always aim below the neck if you're gonna hit somebody?
6/6/2008 2:46:25 PM
#530520
aaa
Internet tough guy.
6/6/2008 2:49:29 PM
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