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Just a word of warning - I successfully discipled my family into understanding the times we're in...too well, perhaps.

My view is that the rapture will happen in the very near future. My 17 year old son had been a brilliant student in elementary and middle school, however, I convinced him of my rapture understanding. Suddenly, his grades plummeted. He lost all interest in doing his school work. Basically, his attitude is...why bother. I've been working for months to correct his understanding, but to no avail.

Daisy Lane, Rapture Ready 103 Comments [6/5/2008 9:17:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Eileen
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#528948
BoxerShorts

Your son is right. Why bother, indeed?

6/5/2008 9:19:32 PM

#528950
Stardrake

The brutal logic of fundyism hits home...

What did you EXPECT him to do?

6/5/2008 9:20:31 PM

#528955
Amos

This should be on the top 100.

6/5/2008 9:23:27 PM

#528956
Exmuslim Turk

This is just damn funny.

6/5/2008 9:24:23 PM

#528958
Berny

Why should you care?
If being dumber than shit is good enough for you, why isn't good enough for your son?
This will only be a problem for you and your son if the rapture doesn't happen.

6/5/2008 9:25:06 PM

#528965
Grigadil

Good going Daisy, you broke your son's spirit.

It will probably require professional therapy to heal him.

6/5/2008 9:27:42 PM

#528966
F.O.D

And now we can clearly demonstrate the irony of fundies telling athiests that they've got no reason to live.

Well done!

6/5/2008 9:27:57 PM

#528972
kingoftheheavies

I think you should go kill yourself now, before you fuck up your family completely. What a fine parent you are.

6/5/2008 9:30:54 PM

#528974
Jesus Klingon

Why don't you just drink the goddamn Koolaid and get it over with?

6/5/2008 9:31:15 PM

#528988
Sanity

Congratulation bitch.
Not only did you manage to ruin the lives of your family, you also broke your own son's spirit, destroyed his trust in humanity and stole at least a year of his life. All to promote your inane rambling about a sky fairy.

You're now elegible for the "Worst person ever" award. It consists of being hit repeatedly in the face by a large mallet by anyone who hates you.

6/5/2008 9:39:36 PM

#528989
WhyDontYou.Org.UK

Serves you right fundie freak

6/5/2008 9:40:25 PM

#528990
Illuminatalie

Hmm.. maybe an uneducated fundie is better than an educated one. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

That being said, I recommend everyone here to telepathically plead to the God of your choice to free this poor child from the mental bondage he has been placed in.

6/5/2008 9:40:50 PM

#528996
Canadiest

bad parent

bad person

6/5/2008 9:43:43 PM

#529001
tmr

This is beyond sad. You've destroyed your son's desire to enjoy life and care about things. I hope you're proud of yourself.

6/5/2008 9:46:46 PM

#529007
Darn

hmm... too good to be true..

I call Poe

6/5/2008 9:55:47 PM

#529013
JonnyTruant

This is why teaching about the rapture should be considered child abuse. Actually, most fundie teachings should be considered so. You have robbed your child of his hopes for the future and desire to accomplish and there's no way you could have expected otherwise.

6/5/2008 9:59:14 PM

#529018
David D.G.

Well, you got exactly what you wanted: Your son believed you. Congratulations.

Next time, be more careful what you wish for.


~David D.G.

6/5/2008 10:03:50 PM

#529019
Allegory for Jesus

You have successfully converted your family into your suicidal apocalypse fantasies! Bravo! Obviously, your son is totally failing to understand that the imminent end of the world as we know is no excuse for poor grades! Being in the end times is no reason to be all mopey...silly kids!

6/5/2008 10:04:04 PM

#529020
GigaGuess

Congratulations...not only did you permit your son to sink into depression, you threw him in, with cement shoes on. Bra-fucking-vo.

6/5/2008 10:09:05 PM

#529023
Antichrist

Well we can only hope he runs away and gets taken in by some nice Humanists.

But if not, he'll be another brain dead fuck that your sky-daddy seems to love so much. Congratulations.

Love the fact that they seem to think both she and her son are quite rational about the 'why bother' bit.

6/5/2008 10:10:17 PM

#529024
Lefty Link

Bravo, dumbass. What a bright parent you are...

6/5/2008 10:10:53 PM

#529028
Firthy2002

You disgust me.

6/5/2008 10:13:44 PM

#529032
Jedi1josh

While your at it, ask him if having a retirement plan makes much sense either.

6/5/2008 10:15:13 PM

#529043
Charlie

Good job on ruining your kid's life!

6/5/2008 10:27:23 PM

#529045
adam

hit by the consequences award (or something similar, this just NEEDS an award) anyone?

6/5/2008 10:27:56 PM
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