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#528683
Ryushikaze
Essentially if someone tells you they are an Atheist, then what they are really telling you is that deep, deep down in their Soul they believe that they are God and you and everyone else are merely figments of their demented imagination.
So, Muslims = Atheists = Solipsists, now?
The Atheists and Materialists are looking for a “Theory of Everything” They want to reduce the universe down to a math equation. The problem is that once they succeed they discover that math equation has been running in their subconscious mind and has been generating the universe all around them all along!
Wait, a math equation that is the theory of everything is a program in a solipsist reality?
Yeah, if you want to get them all riled up ask them about that nitwit Sagan and SETI. Ask them to give you some empirical evidence for intelligent extra-terrestrial aliens?
We don't have any. SETI was founded to look for evidence. Not in the belief that there must be intelligent life elsewhere in space, but in the chance that there is.
Or ask them why they believe that flipped coins ALWAYS land TAILS up.
They claim it is because there is no evidence the coin will land HEADs up, but that doesn’t make any sense to me???
And this just comes out of nowhere and quickly stays there.
6/5/2008 5:30:59 PM
#528690
Sinisterwing
LOL WUT?
Also:
Ultra-fail at science.
6/5/2008 5:33:42 PM
#528702
Orangutan
You win at Strawman!
6/5/2008 5:42:10 PM
#528712
Mister Spak
"Or ask them why they believe that flipped coins ALWAYS land TAILS up.
They claim it is because there is no evidence the coin will land HEADs up, but that doesn’t make any sense to me??? "
This doesn't make any sense to me. What is he trying to say?
6/5/2008 5:48:57 PM
#528717
Bryan65
So much bullshit coming out of one head.
6/5/2008 5:50:06 PM
#528721
anonymous_troy
I don't know Sagan and I think SETI is a waste of computer cycles.
I don't believe in aliens ... No proof.
There is gratuitous evidence the coin will either land heads up or tails up.
A creationist would believe that the coin occasionally lands penis up, but not when you're around, and you must believe in it first.
6/5/2008 5:52:42 PM
#528722
Dorkman
Essentially if someone tells you they are an Atheist, then what they are really telling you is that deep, deep down in their Soul they believe that they are God and you and everyone else are merely figments of their demented imagination.
what
The Atheists and Materialists are looking for a “Theory of Everything” They want to reduce the universe down to a math equation. The problem is that once they succeed they discover that math equation has been running in their subconscious mind and has been generating the universe all around them all along!
what
Yeah, if you want to get them all riled up ask them about that nitwit Sagan and SETI. Ask them to give you some empirical evidence for intelligent extra-terrestrial aliens?
So far there is none. That's the point of SETI.
Or ask them why they believe that flipped coins ALWAYS land TAILS up.
what
They claim it is because there is no evidence the coin will land HEADs up, but that doesn’t make any sense to me???
srsly what
6/5/2008 5:52:44 PM
#528742
Osiris
You know what? How about you worship the Thunder Cats and I'll worship Man-ra and we'll see if it makes about as much sense okay.
6/5/2008 6:05:40 PM
#528751
tmr
When people have no clue about something they'll go to any length to make shit up. You are proof of that.
6/5/2008 6:17:46 PM
#528752
Just pointing out that the reference link given isn't right. So. Yeah. Anyone know where this post REALLY is?
6/5/2008 6:18:04 PM
#528757
emau99
[Essentially if someone tells you they are an Atheist, then....they believe that they are God and you and everyone else are merely figments of their demented imagination.]
Would you care to explain how you came to this conclusion?
[The Atheists and Materialists are looking for a “Theory of Everything” They want to reduce the universe down to a math equation.]
The theory of everything is a great deal more complicated than that. It's also not limited to "atheists and materialists".
[The problem is that once they succeed they discover that math equation has been running in their subconscious mind and has been generating the universe all around them all along!]
I’d love to see you prove this. Leave the dramatic irony to Rod Serling, OK?
[Yeah, if you want to get them all riled up ask them about that nitwit Sagan and SETI. Ask them to give you some empirical evidence for intelligent extra-terrestrial aliens?]
We have no evidence one way or the other. THAT'S WHY WE'RE LOOKING!!!
[Or ask them why they believe that flipped coins ALWAYS land TAILS up...They claim it is because there is no evidence the coin will land HEADs up, but that doesn’t make any sense to me??? ]
Uh…what? That doesn't make any sense to me, either. Who told you THAT?
6/5/2008 6:20:01 PM
#528762
CeilingCat
Or ask them why they believe that flipped coins ALWAYS land TAILS up
<homer simpson voice> WAAAAHHHH??? </homer simpson voice>
6/5/2008 6:25:05 PM
#528771
Grigadil
Soon after the physicists assemble the Grand Unified Theory, the universe will end.
That is because the physicists will finally understand how everything works, and subsequently design and implement a scheme that works better.
It doesn't really matter if they annihilate themselves in the process...they are dedicated to Truth.
50% of the time is "ALWAYS" now. Fascinating.
6/5/2008 6:30:29 PM
#528773
Old Viking
He. If someone tells you he is an atheist ... See the "one" is "someone"? That makes the noun singular. Therefore it requires a singular pronoun. If someone tells you he is an atheist, you semi-literate buffoon.
6/5/2008 6:34:16 PM
#528779
DarkfireTaimatsu
I predict seven rotations and hovering, followed by clucking sounds.
6/5/2008 6:43:12 PM
#528783
daken
is it fun to put words in my mouth, or to pretend that you understand anything about me, and others like me
6/5/2008 6:48:08 PM
#528788
Jazzy
Today we have learned that atheism is solipsism, that the world was created by a maths equation in our heads, that looking to see if there are aliens means that we believe there definitely are and, finally, that all atheists believe that a coin will always land tails up.
The alternate lesson of course is that fundies can come up with some real crazy strawmen.
Oh and Old Viking: "They" has been used as an informal singular pronoun for a while because english doesn't have a gender-neutral singular pronoun.
6/5/2008 6:53:50 PM
#528796
aaa
LOLWUT?
6/5/2008 6:59:53 PM
#528813
kingoftheheavies
EPIC FAILURE
6/5/2008 7:15:15 PM
#528814
Beeblebrox
Essentially if someone tells you they are an Atheist, then what they are really telling you is that deep, deep down in their Soul they believe that they are God and you and everyone else are merely figments of their demented imagination.
I'm real but the rest of you jokers are pushing your luck.
They want to reduce the universe down to a math equation. The problem is that once they succeed they discover that math equation has been running in their subconscious mind and has been generating the universe all around them all along!
Christopher H. Bimead is going to kick your ass when he finds out you've stolen his premise from Logopolis.
6/5/2008 7:17:01 PM
#528817
Duraji
And here I thought that a coin had a 50% probability at landing tails up. My bad!
Interesting username, too.
6/5/2008 7:19:41 PM
#528819
Darn
@Jazzy
I'm not a native English speaker, but they are an Atheist hurts my brain.
(and in Dutch it would be singular "als iemand je vertelt dat hij een atheist is", maybe that explains the pain :))
6/5/2008 7:21:36 PM
#528832
Blackclaw
This guy can't even flip a coin.
It's a whole level of stupid I hadn't thought possible.
6/5/2008 7:30:40 PM
#528834
Lefty Link
WTF is that about the coins?
6/5/2008 7:33:25 PM
#528837
Boxtop
Am I the only one who noticed that the link points to the wrong post?
6/5/2008 7:34:09 PM
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