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#34967
Napoleon the Clown
1. Okay, and this is bad how?
2. Building inspectors are an invasion of privacy?
3. The first half sounds good. The second half requires sources, and could be trumped by masking tape.
4. Sources.
5. Can I buy some pot from you?
5/10/2006 3:34:17 AM
#47649
Redhunter
You are a paranoid, chicken little-type who sees conspiracy and evil in every news story. (i think i heard that on the news)
6/29/2006 9:22:36 AM
#219870
dave
actulay number 5 is somewhat true. the government wont use it to control humans anytime soon but they did get some rudimentry control over rats motor control
4/28/2007 8:34:05 PM
#219871
dave
actulay number 5 is somewhat true. the government wont use it to control humans anytime soon but they did get some rudimentry control over rats motor control
4/28/2007 8:34:06 PM
#219962
Salvador
1.That's good.
2.Invasion of privacy if they simply check things out?
3.Former: sounds good. Latter: your friend is either a nutcase or trying to make an ass out of you.
4.So what?
5.Oh, the stupid, it burns.
1+2+3+4+5 = nothing to do with \"the end\" coming.
4/28/2007 10:19:41 PM
#220468
Laurel
#6 People with functioning brains keep telling me I'm bugshit crazy. The end is nigh!
4/29/2007 3:20:18 PM
#220520
BurntBush
They are watching your house. Right now.
4/29/2007 4:16:16 PM
#220621
Puck
This is precisely why I wear my tinfoil hat!
Never fear, you can glue some hair to it, and they'll ALL be fooled!
4/29/2007 6:30:34 PM
#220623
richard skidmark
The vulture in India are dying off.
Sorry.
4/29/2007 6:33:46 PM
#475297
cyborgtroy
1. Good for them I don't know if those are secure enough for me, so I'm not getting one.
2. ? You can tell them to leave unless they have valid cause.
3. Well that's a good idea, but remember dipshits, cameras need line-of-sight to work - Nothing in your television could see any of you very well.
4. Vultures always do that.
5. No they haven't, we're just now getting to technology [Not fucking chips] that can read your motor nerve signals, not disrupt your actual thoughts.
Yeah you think you heard it on the news. You are full of shit.
4/23/2008 2:42:47 PM
#949430
heather
The conspiracy theory is strong in this one (also the paranoia and the stupid)
5/1/2009 9:15:44 AM
#1032309
Bashmachkin
Someone's obviously an Orwell fan.
10/7/2009 9:18:32 AM
#1032312
aaa
2009, and still nothing.
10/7/2009 9:27:50 AM
#1032322
ChrisInManc
Well... The guy certainly has bet a lot of chips on this...
10/7/2009 11:10:46 AM
#1189266
The Duelist
This is exactly why I stock thousands of bananas in my survivalist Command Post(code name: "The Basement"); when the combined radiation from North Korean and Iranian nukes turn us all into monkeys, I will survive! People like you and me are so smart for seeing the lairs of the Devil acting through our godless government.
So why do we always get pitying looks in public?
Oops! I'm sorry, I've got to go take all my pills now.
8/7/2010 9:32:57 AM
#1189271
rarrarara
SECRET INFO FROM A FRIEND THAT WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
Well I have 2 secret friends in the government that tells me otherwise.
8/7/2010 9:38:43 AM
#1189446
Iczer-Four
cool mind control chips.. ::::Gets Evil and Perverted Ideas::::
8/7/2010 7:36:37 PM
#1189454
Philbert McAdamia
5. The government has created a chip they can put in your brain to command you to do stuff.
Well, you're safe.
8/7/2010 8:01:39 PM
#1189648
beehummingbird
"Vultures used to lay only 2-3 eggs but recently they've been laying about 7"
OH MY GOD! THE END IS NIGH!
8/8/2010 9:24:22 AM
#1189696
Swede
3. I don't know about others, but when my TV is off, that usually means I'm not in front of it, or even near it, so won't hear the announcement.
Why would the government want to watch my empty sofa for 18-22 hours a day? And what's so interesting with people sitting in sofas watching TV or movies? Or are they going to use the chip in point 5 to make everyone put a TV in their bedroom so the government people can have free porn?
4. Vultures have always been eating the dead. Sometimes they kill the weak, sick or dying.
8/8/2010 1:01:18 PM
#1189734
Blaidd Drwg
1. Hovind talked about that 20 years ago. It was bull then and it's bull now
2. It is the responsibility of certain departments of the government to ensure the safety of the public - remember the line about "Promote the general welfare"?
3. In Soviet Union TV watches YOU!
4. Chapter and verse, please, as well as link to study showing that vultures are, indeed laying more eggs than normal, and show that this isn't a response to lowered environmental pressure, etc.
5. OOOOOOOH the scawwy gummint monster man is gonna make me "do stuff".
Wasn't it Voltaire who once prayed, "Lord please make my enemies ridiculous"?
8/8/2010 6:36:15 PM
#1312351
v200
for numbers 2 and 3, so far, this hasn't happened.
7/20/2011 8:27:14 PM
#1333805
LordMu
2011 and still nothing.
9/19/2011 8:48:42 AM
#1333824
rubber chicken
1. If you are dumb enough to buy water over the counter, you probably need government help.
2. Governments have always had this power.
3. Will this chip reach out from the TV and plug itself in ? And who, exactly, is going to watch you ? The thought of spending an eight hour day staring at a bank of monitors showing thousands of obese yahoos scratching their nuts and pouring Cheezles down their throats wouls send me up the nearest clocktower with a rifle.
4. Vultures have been eating the dead in parts of India for thousands of years.
5. Why would they bother when they can get the same effect from advertising and propoganda but without the messy surgery ?
9/19/2011 9:19:28 AM
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