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Debating tactics of evolutionists
Christian: So where did humans come from?
Evolutionist: You're a moron
Christian: Do you know where humans came from?
Evolutionist: Of course we do!
Christian: So please tell us
Evolutionist: I don't have to
Christian: So how can we understand your theory if you don't explain it to us?
Evolutionist: We have
Christian: Please refresh my memory
Evolutionist: What memory?
Christian: All I'm asking you is to tell us where humans came from
Evolutionist: Humans are apes
Christian: So that means that humans came from humans. Is that correct?
Evolutionist: No you dummy
Christian: Why not?
Evolutionist: Because evolution doesn't say that. It says we came from non-human apes
Christian: So how do you know that when you don't know who the common ancestor is?
Evolutionist: We don't have to know who the common ancestor is to know where humans came from.
Christian: Then you're telling me that one species can breed another. Is that correct?
Evolutionist: No, you ignorant moron.
Christian: So if one species can't breed another, then how can humans have come from a species other than ourselves?
Evolutionist: Are you 5?
Christians, I ask you again; can one species breed another?
Evolutionist: Yes
Christian: You just said that it couldn't
evolutionist: You don't understand the theory of evolution.

Needless to say, it's one evasion after another. Then they chastize Christians for not understanding them. But we can take heart that evolutionists don't understand their theory either since they avoid answering questions and if they ever do answer questions, they contradict their last statements and reality as well.

So evolution has been proven to be a lie since evolutionists themselves make opposing statements about their theory. And of course they have yet to realize that denying they make opposing statements doesn't make their theory any truer than personal attacks do. it only adds to their growing list of contradictions.

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