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Science has verified this fact. Scientists tell us that our earth is a ball and has a core that is hollow - that hollow ball is full of flame and molten lava. The temperatures are so hot that they cannot even record them. Not only that, but the Bible teaches us that “Hell hath enlarged herself” (Isaiah 5:14), and scientists tell us that this hollowed out ball in the center of the earth is getting bigger and bigger as the years go by. Every time they measure that hollowed out ball in the center of the earth, they say it has grown a little bigger. Hell is obviously enlarging herself. They say that at present that hollowed out ball in the heart of the earth, that place called Hell, is approximately sixteen miles from the earth's surface. (Right now, you are closer to Hell than you are to the airport!)

Mom of 9, Mom of 9's Place 72 Comments [5/8/2008 11:43:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Nerdanel
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#492767
tmr

Fundie science. Ain't it grand. You'll lean things you never imagined while listening to a fundie explain things away. It's quite amazing, really.

5/9/2008 2:13:37 PM

#492836
Nemesis Destiny

The thing that scares me the most about this moronic woman, is that she claims to have 9 kids. With most of the civilised world having a fertility rate in the 1.0 - 2.0 range (wikipedia), statistics like hers portend that the fundies will overrun us all in a few generations.

Perhaps the real reason they're so opposed to birth control and sex education (and female education for the way-out wackos)? Fundies: Please stop reproducing. Now.

5/9/2008 3:26:34 PM

#492875
Sisyphus

Mom of 9...wow thanks for contributing to the over population of the earth.

As for your expanding hell theory, I'm sorry to break this to you, but as a person with a functioning brain I feel it's my duty to do so. Hell is not a real place. I'm not sure where you're getting your facts about "scientists" (geologists perhaps?) measuring the hollowed out ball in the centre of the earth...well...just...stay in the kitchen and keep pumping out babies, that's about all you're good for.

5/9/2008 3:55:03 PM

#492884
stogoe

Just. Shut. Up. And go back to your fucking litter.

5/9/2008 4:04:41 PM

#492974


Wait, if they can't measure temperatures and they don't have the instruments to analyse that place, how do they know it's "enlarging itself"?. Moreover, how can be a place, hollow and full of lave at the same time?. And if it's enlarging itself and closer to us than an airport, with temperatures that we can't measure(and over 50ºC poses a risk to our health),why is it that we're still alive and not noticing it? Are you confusing the fact that they're measuring the movement of the techtonic plates with the supposed enlargement of Hell?. By the way, how do they know it's hell?, have they met Satan?

5/9/2008 5:30:39 PM

#492987
Moondog

I'm actually very close to Logan Airport, as are hundreds of thousands of others. If you own a compass, andit's working properly, it's because the Earth has an iron core.

5/9/2008 5:43:08 PM

#493039
Princess Rot



"Right now, dear Alessa, you are closer to Hell than you are to the airport."

5/9/2008 6:29:44 PM

#493073
tracer

Firk ding blast! Even the awful bad-science movie The Core can tell you that the Earth's outer and inner cores are made of iron, not "flame and molten lava"!

5/9/2008 6:56:18 PM

#493119
Quantum Mechanic

Should have been Mom of zero.

5/9/2008 7:26:00 PM

#493305
Gjervan

Hmph, I have a mansion next to Hell Airport.

No kiddin'

5/9/2008 9:42:33 PM

#493340
Neil

If this stupid bitch is actually a "Mom of 9" and tortures her children with this hateful horseshit, I hope she is trampled to death by wild pigs.

5/9/2008 10:05:37 PM

#493464
Glory Bound

Brother BCD. I've been thinking about your offer, and would be willing if you promise to keep preaching the truth on this ungodly atheist board. These people are sick. That sickness is SIN!

5/10/2008 12:29:02 AM

#494080
cui bono

Is this sort of crap even Legal. I demand eugenics be implimented on these morons for the good of the species.

5/10/2008 12:53:53 PM

#494123


Glory Bound, we have something called science which has long debunked the stupid things you said. If you keep on saying nonsenses, God will get pissed off because you'll get the opposite effect. Have you thought that sin can't be a sickness because, to be sick, you don't choose it, whereas for sin, YOU NEED FREE WILL?. And we don't believe Hell is a concrete place, because, if what this lady say it's true, I wouldn't be typing this. I'll be dead by suffocation.

5/10/2008 1:21:39 PM

#494152
Moondog

A hollow ball wouldn't produce the gravity that the Eart has. This isn't the first time I've heard a religious nut say th Earth was hollow. I've heard it on shortwave at least once, and the late Gene Scott would be the type to argue for this. In his usual pseudoscience way, said the Earth was hollow, full of oil, and there were access holes at the North and South Poles. This, of course, is all being hushed up by the big, evil oil companies.

5/10/2008 2:02:48 PM

#494652
TheTeapotCometh

I would love to see this 'science' and meet these 'scientists', why do I have the sneaking suspicion they may suffer from the tragic and debilitating condition of being ficticious.

5/10/2008 10:44:36 PM

#494735
Crazy Fundie

Glory Bound – Are you for real?

BCD – Welcome back, you crazy bastard!

5/11/2008 1:07:30 AM

#495315


@attheteapotcommeth
I think that those "scientists" she talks about may exist, only that they're not saying what she thinks they say. Many science-illiterate people I know(religious fundies or not), when they happen to encounter real scientific material tend to either:
a)copy and paste from somebody else, who God knows where they got the material.
b)interpret, their way, what they read.
In a way, they're not lying or inventing scientists to validate their theory, they're just not passing true information, even if they think they do.

5/11/2008 11:52:46 AM

#495365
apYrs

please NO!!

this woman has produced 9 children to brainwash!!

5/11/2008 1:32:06 PM

#495433
Hasher

Actually, our best information suggests a hot partially-molten iron core. There's no reason to think any planet is hollow.

5/11/2008 3:13:57 PM

#1442454
Ebon

One great big [citation fucking needed] there.

9/2/2012 12:04:42 PM

#1442508


core is solid iron.
no, no, no, no, wrong and no.

In fact only ome answer is needed here and its NO.


9/2/2012 1:03:07 PM
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