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Someone didn't pay attention in astronomy.
5/8/2008 11:45:21 PM
Science has verified this fact. Scientists tell us that our earth is a ball and has a core that is hollow - that hollow ball is full of flame and molten lava.
It's hollow and full at the same time?
The temperatures are so hot that they cannot even record them.
They can't record them directly because no one has drilled that deep.
Not only that, but the Bible teaches us that “Hell hath enlarged herself” (Isaiah 5:14), and scientists tell us that this hollowed out ball in the center of the earth is getting bigger and bigger as the years go by.
Every time they measure that hollowed out ball in the center of the earth, they say it has grown a little bigger.
Once again, not hollow
They say that at present that hollowed out ball in the heart of the earth, that place called Hell, is approximately sixteen miles from the earth's surface.
Oh really, because according to Wikipedia, the depth to the outer core is estimated at 1790 miles down.
5/8/2008 11:54:25 PM
Yes. Also, this is the primary reason for Global Warming. More and more sinners are going to hell, thereby increasing the heat, and that heat is being radiated out to the surface, thereby making the temperature rise. If Jesus does not come back soon, we could see temperatures increase by 10 degrees or more.
Now, the way to solve global warming is for you to get out on the street corners, in the schools, at work, anywhere you can think of to preach God's 1611 Authorized KJV Word, and pass out Chick Tracts everywhere.
Public washrooms are the best place. A very effective method to share in a Public Bathroom is to sit in a stall, and when you notice someone occupy the next stall, slowly move your right foot over until it touches the foot of the other stall occupant. Then, drop your Tract, reach down to pick it up, and, placing the palm of your hand on the bottom of the stall divider, pass the Chick Tract over. Works every time.
*Same post as another person I responded too, but I thought, "Why write it out twice?"
5/8/2008 11:54:32 PM
Right now, you are closer to Hell than you are to the airport!
Wrong, I live 5 mile from the airport, and Hell doesn't exist. Nice try though.
5/8/2008 11:54:35 PM
NO IT'S NOT!!!
5/8/2008 11:56:16 PM
"that hollow ball is full of flame and molten lava"
If it is full of something, then it isn't hollow.
Also .
5/9/2008 12:01:11 AM
I don't see hell on that diagram anywhere, do you? I thought not.
5/9/2008 12:01:25 AM
You know, from what I see here, I'd swear you were just making shit up to suit your fairytale world view and being so sure of it that you just assume scientists must be saying things that agree with it. But that can't be true, because then you'd be acting like a fucking idiot, right?
5/9/2008 12:01:41 AM
Why do I have a feeling that she's passing this wisdom on to her nine little ones through home schooling.
5/9/2008 12:09:11 AM
See, this is why I oppose the fundies who don't want women to get an education. This woman should have gone to college and taken a few Geology courses.
5/9/2008 12:15:57 AM
Hallelujah! Yeah, scientists have unquestionable proof of hell's existence! Several years ago, Russian scientists drilled into the very depths of hell! Those same scientists lowered a microphone into the hole and heard SCREAMS and WAILING of those souls in eternal torment. Those scientists ran from that hole, fearing for their very lives!
I have a copy of this tape that I ordered from Rev. Peter Popoff a few years ago. Bro. Popoff and his beautiful wife Elizabeth are the most Godly ministers of God's Word alive today!
5/9/2008 12:25:56 AM
You know, Popoff's been proven a fraud many times over...
5/9/2008 12:33:53 AM
Please be a Poe.
5/9/2008 12:37:54 AM
Brother Funnyguts, those were LIES, LIES from the hell that is expanding beneath your FEET with each strike of the keyboard!
5/9/2008 12:38:35 AM
Allegory for Jesus
How is the core hollow if it is FULL OF MOLTEN LAVA! And, as for the earth getting larger....
5/9/2008 12:42:59 AM
That was funny :)
5/9/2008 12:48:26 AM
Actually, guys, I think that Glory Bound might be talking sarcastically.
5/9/2008 12:53:07 AM
I actually get a perverse sense of power from the possibility that with every keystroke I directly affect the size of hell.
5/9/2008 12:55:14 AM
actually CVG is closer than 16 miles from my house...well, that and the Earth's crust is much thicker than that. Also the Earth isn't hollow or 'full of flames' so much as dense molten materials. The core of the Earth is also not growing. Also we simply haven't recorded the temperatures of the inner layers of the Earth due to it being ridiculously impractical; we have accurate measurements from indirect sources. Honestly, you must have tried to fail that hard. Did you look up this stuff and then give a wrong answer purposely so you didn't accidentally get something right?
5/9/2008 12:55:46 AM
I miss the Weekly World News.
You know, I always suspected that some people took those stories seriously. Turns out that a high percentage of them were fundies.
5/9/2008 1:07:14 AM
Oh noes, the scientists are drilling into the very depths of hell!!
Citations needed. Hell doesn't exist.
5/9/2008 1:13:33 AM
The airport, however, exists!
5/9/2008 1:13:42 AM
She has nine kids? Someone needs to rip out her ovaries and feed them to the family dog. Stop reproducing, for fuck's sake, and read up on astronomy!
5/9/2008 1:16:47 AM
I'm fourteen miles from Hartsfield. Suck that, bitch.
5/9/2008 1:19:03 AM
HYW22: The tapes from Bro. Peter Popoff verify this. Prophet Popoff would never lie! He and his beautiful wife Elizabeth are the most Godly ministers I know!
5/9/2008 1:33:34 AM
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