Fine with the teeth. Yes in post flood days we had a more vigourous diet of meat.
Our bodies are fine. I don't know the actual original body of Adam and so some changes may be in order.
For example originaly women were not to have birthpain . However God gave Eve the punishment of birthpain, which female animals don't have, and since this pain comes from womens unique body shape then we must conclude there bodies were changed at the fall.
Still sexy but might of even been better.
RobertByers, Christian Forums 36 Comments
[5/1/2008 1:09:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Bob Sacramento
"we must conclude there bodies were changed at the fall."
"Ow! Some of a bitch!"
"BAM! Fallopian tubes."
"Jesus my gut! Stoppit!"
"This seems a bit harsh for scrumping, isn't it?"
"BAM! Milk ducts."
"Noooo! Spare the boobies! I need them to make Adam do stuff!"
"BAM! Nipples. Wow, you'd think I would've included all this stuff in the first place, being omniscient and whatnot. Hey, Adam?"
"You can make sperm now."
"You make as well take this spare set of nipples too. I was going to put them on Eve's chin, but i'm bored with tormenting her now."
5/1/2008 10:31:43 AM
Have you ever seen a bitch birth a litter of pups, Robert?
5/1/2008 11:03:34 AM
Might have, surely!
5/1/2008 12:45:44 PM
My cat would like a word with you.
5/1/2008 1:13:15 PM
Um...I hate to point out the blindingly obvious (to anyone who's ever been present at the birth of a mammal) but, other animals experience birth pain as well....animals can also die giving birth, just like us.
As for our "unique body shape" being a contributing factor. Some of the pain comes from the coccyx (tail bone) pushing against the vagina during birth (we can thank obstetricians for that, they want us to lay on our backs so they can have a better view). The biggest problems for humans giving birth is that the babie's head is too big, our brains evolved faster than women's hips. Just thought you should know.
5/1/2008 3:47:57 PM
The last sentence doesn't prove a poe. It proves how mentally ill this guy is. Like the idiots who are mentally making up menu choices for the future, when they're sitting in a sidewalk cafe, chatting up St. Peter. They are not poes. They are delusional weirdos.
5/1/2008 4:01:00 PM
FMG #515144 2008-May-01 02:05 AM
I have one word for you...
Errm, which one was mine? ;)
5/1/2008 5:18:43 PM
Female animals don't have birth pain? Oh, the stupid, it burns...
5/2/2008 6:18:00 AM
Idiocy, thy name is Robert Byers.
5/20/2008 5:04:12 AM
yes, we must conclude that woman's bodies changed shape "after the fall" not that "the fall" is nothing more than a myth.
5/29/2008 3:36:35 AM
If animals don't feel pain in birth, why do many animals SCREAM in pain while in birth?
Cows do it. Dogs do it. Cats run off to give birth, so no idea.
The bottom line: Having your cervix streached is PAINFUL.
6/1/2008 10:57:34 AM