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#496478
Condor
america didnt exist back when jesus would have been alive, (if he existed at all) you dumb xenophobic fuck.
5/12/2008 12:00:02 PM
#496499
boobiesandexplosions
no he wasn't
fail
5/12/2008 12:15:09 PM
#496505
Gotta be Poe . . .
5/12/2008 12:18:49 PM
#496516
El Guapo
This must be worthy of an award.
5/12/2008 12:37:49 PM
#496525
J
Wow....just....wow
5/12/2008 12:44:07 PM
#496545
Christopher
Oh come on. No one is this dumb!
5/12/2008 12:53:11 PM
#496553
Grapefruit
Yes, and Buddha was French, Muhammad was Danish and Joseph Smith was from a small village on Mars.
Their version of Jesus says "Love me or burn forever". Is that American to say?
5/12/2008 1:03:06 PM
#496555
BenB
I'm fairly sure this is a spoof.
Check his other pages
http://www.truechristian.com/kidzlot2.html
Hmmmmm.
5/12/2008 1:04:11 PM
#496578
Annabella
EPIC FAIL
5/12/2008 1:21:13 PM
#497062
Doodlewe
5/12/2008 7:31:37 PM
#497111
Please be a Poe. Otherwise, I weep for humanity.
5/12/2008 8:19:08 PM
#497117
Viva
Poe!
5/12/2008 8:23:00 PM
#497118
A. Person
Guys, it's a shock site, don't get worked up. If you check his mail bag and some of the other pages, it even says so.
Still, this stuff was pretty funny :)
5/12/2008 8:23:40 PM
#497126
Feminazi
No he was a JEW from ISEAL. He didn't even speak english. He spoke ARAMAIC. You fucking moron.
5/12/2008 8:28:13 PM
#497129
I guess the problem is that in the context of all these other loopy quotes this "Jesus was American" one looks plausible.
5/12/2008 8:29:12 PM
#497135
GigaGuess
Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was JEWISH.
Fixed if for ya. Simple typo. Coulda happened to anyone.
5/12/2008 8:34:04 PM
#497141
Freboy
Neither of those nation states existed around year 0. You lose.
5/12/2008 8:38:15 PM
#497159
Beastly
That site is a joke!
5/12/2008 8:47:05 PM
#497251
Hagsrus
One look at the "Onan" chapter on the kids page tells it all -- very funny site.
5/12/2008 9:56:04 PM
#497510
Jordan666
No. No he wasn't.
5/13/2008 1:09:56 AM
#497598
Shann
Poe. No way this crap is serious. And satire - really, really bad, unfunny satire.
5/13/2008 1:46:12 AM
#497941
BCD
Are the mods really that stupid?
5/13/2008 4:47:22 AM
#497995
shriekback
5/13/2008 5:33:25 AM
#498031
DarkfireTaimatsu
I like how "metrosexual" is just thrown in with a bunch of nationalities.
5/13/2008 6:38:23 AM
#498037
Max
... Idiot.
Poe?
5/13/2008 6:42:17 AM
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