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#488400
Karasu
can't God just you know switch to seeingn something else? You know like puppies and flowers?
5/6/2008 9:14:44 PM
#488402
RNewton
looks like i've got a GBH charge against me now.
5/6/2008 9:15:19 PM
#488403
Sunfox
you know if he watches it that much I'm thinking he might kinda like it
5/6/2008 9:15:54 PM
#488409
lotus whitedragon
Even jesus masturbates.
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5/6/2008 9:29:35 PM
#488413
Lithp
Sucks to be that guy.
I must say, if I had to watch every single person do that, I'd probably declare it a sin so fast it'd make your head spin...the other one...or both...this conversation is over.
5/6/2008 9:34:45 PM
#488752
shadow12615
*unzips pants* Come on everyone lets make him cry more then he did when women started wearing pants!!
5/7/2008 3:05:17 AM
#491776
Jeebus
Not only does it kill kittens, but it kills god too!?
If cranking one out everyday is going to stop Christian Fundamentalism, I think I just found my new hobby!
5/8/2008 10:09:20 PM
#523548
OMG you masterbate and god will go blind..
Becareful youll poke gods eye out witht that dick....
6/2/2008 7:25:52 AM
#523794
Alethe
Are you sure you want to worship such a brittle God?
6/2/2008 1:50:31 PM
#523810
Horsefeathers
"It hurts God, He watches everything and nothing is hidden from"
I'd think he'd be more concerned with war, famine, plague, natural disasters and the brutality of nature in general. Guess your god is more sensitive than I thought.
6/2/2008 2:03:54 PM
#605202
Captain Farrell
god is a colossal pervert
7/29/2008 9:39:41 PM
#605763
mike-mike
GOD'S A PERVERT!!!
7/30/2008 4:45:56 AM
#607578
Enna
It hurts God? Maybe if it gets sprayed upward and hits God in his heavenly eye.
7/31/2008 4:43:16 PM
#830597
fred
Look at the nickname, I think it's a troll.
12/29/2008 6:59:20 PM
#830712
GigaGuess
@lotus whitedragon
Eeeeeeww...
12/29/2008 8:32:20 PM
#830907
Disreg
God : "Ewww ewww gross, he's totally jacking it! Get a room! Well, err I mean a room where I'm not omnipresent in."
12/29/2008 11:20:29 PM
#1067669
JSS
Mere mortal humans have the ability to harm an omnipotent being. Who knew?
12/7/2009 7:58:50 PM
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