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can't God just you know switch to seeingn something else? You know like puppies and flowers?
5/6/2008 9:14:44 PM
looks like i've got a GBH charge against me now.
5/6/2008 9:15:19 PM
you know if he watches it that much I'm thinking he might kinda like it
5/6/2008 9:15:54 PM
Even jesus masturbates.
5/6/2008 9:29:35 PM
Sucks to be that guy.
I must say, if I had to watch every single person do that, I'd probably declare it a sin so fast it'd make your head spin...the other one...or both...this conversation is over.
5/6/2008 9:34:45 PM
*unzips pants* Come on everyone lets make him cry more then he did when women started wearing pants!!
5/7/2008 3:05:17 AM
Not only does it kill kittens, but it kills god too!?
If cranking one out everyday is going to stop Christian Fundamentalism, I think I just found my new hobby!
5/8/2008 10:09:20 PM
OMG you masterbate and god will go blind..
Becareful youll poke gods eye out witht that dick....
6/2/2008 7:25:52 AM
Are you sure you want to worship such a brittle God?
6/2/2008 1:50:31 PM
"It hurts God, He watches everything and nothing is hidden from"
I'd think he'd be more concerned with war, famine, plague, natural disasters and the brutality of nature in general. Guess your god is more sensitive than I thought.
6/2/2008 2:03:54 PM
god is a colossal pervert
7/29/2008 9:39:41 PM
GOD'S A PERVERT!!!
7/30/2008 4:45:56 AM
It hurts God? Maybe if it gets sprayed upward and hits God in his heavenly eye.
7/31/2008 4:43:16 PM
Look at the nickname, I think it's a troll.
12/29/2008 6:59:20 PM
12/29/2008 8:32:20 PM
God : "Ewww ewww gross, he's totally jacking it! Get a room! Well, err I mean a room where I'm not omnipresent in."
12/29/2008 11:20:29 PM
Mere mortal humans have the ability to harm an omnipotent being. Who knew?
12/7/2009 7:58:50 PM
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