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#480454
Epicurus
Then why call him God?
4/28/2008 7:41:21 PM
#480468
Psittacosis
Man, he must be busting for a crap by now.
4/28/2008 7:44:30 PM
#480469
Knotilus
heeheehee... pee.
4/28/2008 7:44:31 PM
#480473
Thammuz
I don't want to be god anymore...
4/28/2008 7:46:36 PM
#480487
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Is that why he's such a nasty, petty prude, then? His private parts don't work so he gets jealous when people use theirs?
4/28/2008 7:53:20 PM
#480488
Tomby Stone
Well I suppose he is getting old.
4/28/2008 7:53:50 PM
#480493
Illuminatalie
I thought that the first thing God did after he became God was to have a Divine Shit, then he had sex by peeing on an angel.
I guess I was misinformed.
4/28/2008 7:55:48 PM
#480494
The Lazy One
Damn... that would suck... having to pee for all eternity.
4/28/2008 7:57:22 PM
#480496
Joules
... I keep (mis-)reading the username as Self-Mutilation...
4/28/2008 7:57:30 PM
#480500
John
Yeah, I saw that in the Bible once. It's in the Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass Version.
4/28/2008 7:58:48 PM
#480505
DaMan
What a stupid fuck. There are so many possibilities to explain omnipotence (which is an essential part of the christian belief system) - and yet the only thing Self-Mutation can pull out of his hat are fecal jokes. Dipshit.
4/28/2008 8:00:44 PM
#480510
...
Idiot.
Joules: Me too.
4/28/2008 8:01:46 PM
#480512
cyborgtroy
"He cannot have sex"
Omnipotent...?
4/28/2008 8:02:03 PM
#480520
Nirjuana
Well that's a one useless God
4/28/2008 8:04:50 PM
#480539
Alfred
Now I see why he's always in a bad mood!
4/28/2008 8:12:20 PM
#480544
God's an incontinent and senile old man with erectile dysfunction... -_-'
4/28/2008 8:13:12 PM
#480549
Little Miss
Poor God. How bad would it be to have to hold it for eternity?
4/28/2008 8:15:04 PM
#480569
Antichrist
So then why worship him?
4/28/2008 8:19:38 PM
#480582
Philbert McAdamia
If God can't move his bowels explain Naples, Italy.
New Jersey.
Charleston, South Carolina.
Hah?
4/28/2008 8:24:11 PM
#480607
Somebody
According to this guy's post, God is not all-powerful. In other words, he may be mortal.
Very strange to hear that from a Christian (assuming that he is one).
4/28/2008 8:33:54 PM
#480608
Mayhem
But, if he can't have sex, then how is jesus his son?
4/28/2008 8:34:10 PM
#480619
Osiris
Then why worship him?
4/28/2008 8:37:13 PM
#480630
John
I thought we were created in His image.
4/28/2008 8:39:45 PM
#480652
werewolf
Are we talking about him doing all at the same time? Take heart. Not many people can.
If we're talking about each act, he did knock up Mary, peed the great flood that drowned the world , and crapped all over Job. It's in your bible!
4/28/2008 8:48:40 PM
#480659
Beccs
But I thought he was all powerful?
4/28/2008 8:52:18 PM
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