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And I know there has to be something to this. My daughter is almost five, and even at her tender age, she is already 'world-weary'. Of course, she's five, so she loves her toys and her bike. But she loves Jesus more than anything, and she asked me the same thing..."Are we going to Heaven to be with Jesus soon because this life is really hard and it's taking too long." Out of the mouths of babes...

RDY4HIM, RaptureReady 82 Comments [4/14/2008 8:58:14 PM]
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#465860
Alethe

Almost suicidal at 5? Wait 'till she's 15...

Seriously, the OP is either lying (no 5 year-old I know would spout such bullshit) or is screwing up his kids so damn much with his insane delusions he should be denied their custody.

4/15/2008 3:32:23 AM
#465887
Irreal

How do suicide cults get started....?

4/15/2008 3:56:41 AM
#465893
DarkfireTaimatsu

Can we get child services in there? When I was five, I wouldn't even have known what "world weary" even meant. This is just... blah. There are no words for how terrible it is to corrupt a child and make them wish for death. Blah.

4/15/2008 4:04:00 AM
#465949
Scion

And he thinks this is a ringing endorsement for his faith... Amazing. How many are converting right now? Show of hands?

Anybody?

4/15/2008 5:51:36 AM
#465995
Sweet Violet

You have a suicidal pre-schooler and you think this is OK? Laudable, even?

Get that child to a shrink ASAP before you join the ranks of parents who have "lost" their children, you sick sack of sh!t.

4/15/2008 7:36:23 AM
#466090
Cybertron_Log

By the time I was five, I've read through the Children's Bible a million times and thought it was a great story. I was also living my life and loving every moment of it, especially when my mom got her first gray hairs. I was a very bad child. XD

Either this person's lying or I need to go psycho on somebody...

4/15/2008 10:08:56 AM
#466103
szena

@Don'tLookBehindYou - it's not a repeat, it's a different kid. Looks like everyone at RR is teaching their kids to hate life and wish for death.

4/15/2008 10:44:41 AM
#466122
Deep Search

Well... Hopefully when the kid is older and gets some sense, she'll snap out of it. I remember when I was about five I really wanted to build a time machine so I could go to more interesting places and 'escape' school and humdrum life. And that was just from watching Back to the Future.

Still so sad that a parent would instill such values in a child. 'What we should want is this unobtainable other-wordly thing more than anything here on Earth. So lets eagerly await the end of this life because being here sucks!'

4/15/2008 11:17:44 AM
#466184
Edwardo, the patron saint of douche-baggery

"Out of the mouths of babes..." because they don't know any better because you have brainwashed your own children, you sick fuck. "Words out of the mouths of depraved, death-obsessed, elitist scum that are mindlessly repeated by a child who doesn't know any better due to the fact that all freedom of thought has been removed from her..." sounds a bit more fitting.

4/15/2008 12:34:25 PM
#466188
Illuminatalie

A 5 year old that is tired of living already? I highly doubt that a 5 year old can do anything but repeat back what has been drilled into its head since it was a baby. But if such a (fully sentient and conversant) 5 year old exists, and you were actually able to convince it of its own worthlessness, you qualify for evil demonic asshole of the year, I guess.

4/15/2008 12:36:30 PM
#466248


What more proof do you need? Five years of living with you and your depressing death cult has made a child that should be full of life and promise, a morose basket case. You people are not only stupid clowns, you are guilty of murdering childhood innocence like a pedophile rapist!

4/15/2008 1:57:35 PM
#466252


More like out of the mouths of children with bad fucking parents! You disgust me. Not only did you drag her down with you, but you did not take her words as a wake up call to her adopting the mentality that you project. Which, despite what your warped mind may believe, is not a healthy attitude for anyone, much less a 5 year old.

4/15/2008 2:02:00 PM
#466256
daken

what worries me, is the thought that you might expedite her "trip to heaven" get her a trip on the bullet train if you catch my drift

4/15/2008 2:06:09 PM
#466303
Nathan Poe

If you really loved your daughter, you'd drown her in the bathtub and speed her on her way.

4/15/2008 3:24:27 PM
#466324
Sasha

"Now, honey, repeat after me, 'Are we going to Heaven...'"
"Are we going to be in Heaven..."
"No, dear, it's 'Are we GOING TO Heaven."
"Sorry, Mommy."
"That's okay, we'll try it again. 'Are we going to Heaven...'"

4/15/2008 3:42:02 PM
#466376
Poisoned Rationality

Septic Sceptic: I'm not sure that's such a good thing. I don't think I could take another 22 years of this crap. :/

4/15/2008 4:49:52 PM
#466406
Damen

I honestly wish I could fully express my utter disgust and the contempt I hold for RDY4HIM. Regardless of the reason, be it the kid parroting, the parent projecting, or the kid actually thinking this way. This person is an utter horror of a human being.

RDY4HIM, you have successfully fucked up your kid before that kid is even fully potty trained. I'm not going to say you fail or even die in a fire because those expressions fall far short of what I really want to say. You have taken a precious life and are now in the process of destroying it and it's full potential because you're so caught up in your obsolete superstitions that your warped way of thinking now has a small child wishing for death.

For people like you there is a special place in hell.

Children that age should be outside pretending to save the stage coach from an Indian war-party, or hunting for buried treasure, or playing House, not wishing for death. And parents should not be fanning that desire or projecting it where it doesn't exist. You are an unfit parent and both I and Jesus weep for what you are raising that poor kid to become.

Fuck you.

4/15/2008 5:37:10 PM
#466420
Evilutionist

What a shitty life your child has in store. Way to go! Parent of the year award!

4/15/2008 5:49:03 PM
#466579
Annabella

HOLY CRAP!

4/15/2008 7:33:53 PM
#466782
The Eagle

Exactly why they shouldn't breed....

4/15/2008 9:37:25 PM
#466864
tracer

Alethe wrote:

"Seriously, the OP is either lying (no 5 year-old I know would spout such bullshit) or is screwing up his kids so damn much with his insane delusions he should be denied their custody."


I'm pretty sure the OP is a she.
The username RDY4HIM is her way of letting us know she's wet for Jesus.

4/15/2008 10:24:16 PM
#467004
Nowonmai

Let me get this straight: your 5 year old daughter is depressed and possibly suicidal and you think this is a good thing?

4/16/2008 12:18:28 AM
#467028
Christ Punch

I wouldn't put it passed a 5 year old to say something like this. All sorts of weird sh** came out of my mouth as soon as I could talk.

Just because the kid says it, doesn't mean she understands it. Just like she won't understand that she's doing anything wrong by attempting suicide before the age of 7.

If anyone knows what to do - I mean, I know talking on internet forums about things like this isn't a crime, but there's got to be something. Off to google I go.

4/16/2008 12:49:38 AM
#469667
Feminazi

If she thinks life is hard now, wait until she gets a job and gets her own place. Don't be surprized if she kills herself before 30.

4/18/2008 4:32:11 PM
#469761
Magenta

That poor child, I hope that CPS comes and takes her away so she doesn't grow up hating life and being brainwashed.

4/18/2008 6:11:23 PM
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