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[...] Scientists speculate (yeah, I know, take what they know with a grain of salt right), that the number of electrons in the known universe is Ten quinvigintillion. That's a 1 with 79 zero's. (I know this number because my 10 year old son LOVES large numbers). Anyway, I was reading that to have all the prophecies of Jesus, which I believe are 48 to be fulfilled by Christ is 1 in One Unquinquagintillion which is a 1 with 157 zero's. Wow! Isn't that amazing folks! I stand in awe of what the Lord is and does. Now with a record like that, how can people still deny He is Christ.

KBKMNN, Rapture Ready 67 Comments [4/9/2008 6:17:21 PM]
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#460063
Charlie

Um. Okay?

4/9/2008 6:20:21 PM

#460064
Nibien

Hows being batshit insane working out for you?

4/9/2008 6:22:40 PM

#460066


I don't get the relevance of the first point to the second

4/9/2008 6:24:14 PM

#460069
jake

Im not sure what point she is trying to make ... So, the chances for christ's prophesies to come true are slim and there are many subatomic particles out there... Was this person trying to make a comparison?

4/9/2008 6:27:12 PM

#460073
Doctor Whom

I think I understand the point, but it's still pretty silly. There are such tiny details as the prophecies that weren't fulfilled, the prophecies that had to be rewritten after the fact in order to be fulfilled, and stories that people could have just made up to "show" that a prophecy had been fulfilled.

4/9/2008 6:30:08 PM

#460076
sakura

What do big numbers have to do with jesus?

*confused*

4/9/2008 6:35:56 PM

#460077
David D.G.

I don't care if the alleged odds of Jesus' divinity are one out of a googolplex or one out of two. It doesn't matter. Just provide actual evidence to support your silly conclusion (and all the premises leading to it) or shut up.

And for the record, I definitely will take YOUR figures with 0.154mg of sodium chloride. Heck, I may just take them with a whole mine of the stuff.


~David D.G.

4/9/2008 6:36:57 PM

#460078
Old Viking

Yeah, that one about returning within the lifetimes of his listeners was considered a long-shot even then.

4/9/2008 6:38:10 PM

#460084
JohnnyBGod

Apparently the odds of a Fundie saying something intelligent are even less than that.

4/9/2008 6:52:22 PM

#460087
Falyne

Numerological Sequitor Award?

4/9/2008 6:56:17 PM

#460092
That NOS Guy

What?

4/9/2008 6:59:55 PM

#460095
Papabear

"Scientists speculate (yeah, I know, take what they know with a grain of salt right), that the number of electrons in the known universe is Ten quinvigintillion. That's a 1 with 79 zero's"

As I remember from Carl Sagan's Cosmos, the number of protons, neutrons and electrons in the known universe is about 10 to the 84th, so I think your electron number is unlikely.


"Anyway, I was reading that to have all the prophecies of Jesus, which I believe are 48 to be fulfilled by Christ is 1 in One Unquinquagintillion which is a 1 with 157 zero's."

No one can estimate the possibility of impossibl;e events occurring other than to conclude that the impossible is... impossible.

You're an idiot.

4/9/2008 7:01:12 PM

#460097
tmr

What the hell? You need to put down the pipe and clear your fogged mind.

4/9/2008 7:01:50 PM

#460098


"Anyway, I was reading that to have all the prophecies of Jesus, which I believe are 48 to be fulfilled by Christ is 1 in One Unquinquagintillion which is a 1 with 157 zero's."

Granted, I'm not terribly good with numbers...but what the fuck are you even talking about?

4/9/2008 7:02:58 PM

#460100
Fed Up

You just said that the chance of Jesus existing is 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Congratulations on seeing the light.

4/9/2008 7:03:54 PM

#460101
Mister Spak

But the prophesies of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are One inriopmafdintesillion which is 1 with an Unquinquagintillion zero's. Wow! I stand in awe of what His noodly appendage does.


4/9/2008 7:04:18 PM

#460109
practical_god

Oookay, bear with me here. I believe the point being made is that: the chances of impossible things happening are slim, but since it's Jesus doing them, and Jesus can't possibly fail, Jesus is super awesome, because he is able to do the really impossible things, so impossible in fact that the word used to describe their improbability wins big at scrabble.

4/9/2008 7:10:44 PM

#460121
Heather

...I don't get it...

4/9/2008 7:24:51 PM

#460123


numbers are pretty!

4/9/2008 7:26:19 PM

#460125
Return of Rob

lol wut

4/9/2008 7:29:17 PM

#460129
agentCDE

lol huh

4/9/2008 7:33:43 PM

#460132
Philbert McAdamia

Perhaps 10 yo fundyson will be able to fathom 6,000 IF he can escape the gravitational pull of fundymom. Slim chance, but it does happen betimes. My own mom was evangelical/methodist my dad was exCatholic (altar boy). I was able to see through a lot of that fog and here am I, worshipping Athe at my Alter Of Darwin.

4/9/2008 7:35:23 PM

#460141
toothache

...Saying it's written that way, for example?

4/9/2008 7:53:02 PM

#460142
cyborgtroy

Um, maybe he didn't he do them.

4/9/2008 7:53:10 PM

#460143
Mayhem

"Anyway, I was reading that to have all the prophecies of Jesus, which I believe are 48 to be fulfilled by Christ is 1 in One Unquinquagintillion which is a 1 with 157 zero's."

Statistical citation needed.

4/9/2008 7:53:51 PM
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