"because that kind of relationship does not exist."
Word salad. If 'love' means cruelty and ignorance, complete indifference to unnecessary suffering, and 'hate' means, say, what a mother (generally) feels towards her children, I prefer 'hate'. But really, fundies know this deep down. That's why they are adamant it must be a personal choice or else their whole argument falls to pieces and their clear hatred is shown for what it is.
4/8/2008 5:59:52 PM
big baby jesus
god is fiction
4/8/2008 6:01:04 PM
That kind of relationship totally exists.
I mean, how else do you explain homosexuals?
Are you a ahomosexual? You don't believe that homosexuals exist?
Why do you have to hate them like that, man, what did they ever do to you?
4/8/2008 6:11:48 PM
Homophobes are known for desperate arguments, but this one takes the cake. I'm sure there's a church out there that says that you are not a Truly Saved™ True Christian™, so I guess you're incapable of love, too.
4/8/2008 6:12:32 PM
On weekdays, my body is a temple- on the weekends, it's a tent for the circus freakshow.
I wear my clothes skin tight and my opinion about tight clothes goes soemthing like this- "if you can still breathe, it's not too tight".
4/8/2008 6:16:29 PM
the bible doesn't speak of computers and internet, washing machines, fridges, guns, corporations .... does it mean all these things don't exist?
4/8/2008 6:30:17 PM
Stop using the Bible for guidelines. I will give you a much simpler litmus test.
If it promotes love and life, without causing abject misery for everyone else, then it's God's will. Everything else is varying degrees of evil.
Apply mostly to self. Avoid making presumptuous assumptions of what may benefit other persons. Or at least ask first.
4/8/2008 6:31:22 PM
any other person who is not presenting their bodies as a living sacrifice
I think I read something similar on a BDSM site.
4/8/2008 6:34:48 PM
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision." —Lynne Lavner
4/8/2008 6:38:39 PM
It is abomination! Just like shellfish!
4/8/2008 6:39:17 PM
Stop hiding behind a 2000 year old piece of fiction to justify your ignorance and bigotry.
4/8/2008 6:54:54 PM
Fundy Word Redefinition Project.
Also, "presenting their bodies as a living sacrifice" is just a terrifying image. How can these people not see something wrong with this?
4/8/2008 6:59:07 PM
There is a big difference. A homosexual person harms nobody, whereas those guys DO. And let me tell you, a bank robber, a child molester and anybody who harms another person is not a "nice guy". Following your logic, there shouldn't be marriage or straight sex because, after all, if all love comes from God...............
4/8/2008 7:02:57 PM
Not only are you a retarded jackass bigot, but your spelling sucks.
My relationship is so confusing, even I
can't work out what we are. I'd hate to see a fundie interpretation.
4/8/2008 7:08:01 PM
I love the way they make pronouncements and offer goofball definition of the fly. When I offered my body as a living sacrifice to God he said it was too wrinkled and many of the parts weren't up to par.
4/8/2008 7:18:21 PM
Round and round the logic goes! Where it stops nobody knows!
4/8/2008 7:27:47 PM
I see. So, my relationship isn't valid because your interpretation of your holy book allows for denial of reality and bigotry.
I think my partner and I will stick with reality, thanks.
4/8/2008 7:36:45 PM
4/8/2008 7:59:04 PM
Isn't it kind of odd that God gives you a body as a gift, but then expects you to sacrifice it to him at any moment?
It's like if I gave you a birthday present with a list of directions on how to use it, and if you break even one of those directions I take it away forever. Does that sound like a nice a person?
4/8/2008 8:06:40 PM
Except the bible is a lie. Islam is the real religion.
4/8/2008 8:12:26 PM
But, if God is male, and the only type of love is "love of God," then doesn't that mean that, for men, homosexual love is the only kind of love there is?
4/8/2008 8:37:43 PM
Let's see...There's Bog the FATHER, Jeebus the SON, a GENDER NEUTRAL holy spirit. No ladies present in the pantheon and they tend to poo-poo heterosexual interaction. Then all this talk about love your brother and the boys-only disciples club...
Sounds like heaven's on the downlow, know what I'm sayin'? You feel me? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge--say no more?
4/8/2008 8:39:36 PM
"any other person who is not presenting their bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptable to God."
What the fuck is wrong with the deity these people worship? Wanting the entire human race to sacrifice their entire lives to it? Selfish, arrogant jackass.
4/8/2008 9:03:32 PM
This can be said of a bank robber, a child molester, a drunk and any other person who is not presenting their bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptable to God.
According to Romans 1, it also can be said of anyone who is unrighteous, engages in fornication, is wicked, covetous, malicious; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malignity; who is a gossiper, slanderer or a hater of God, is insolent, proud, boasts, invents evil things, is disobedient to parents, is without understanding, is a covenant breaker, without natural affection, implacable or unmerciful. In other words, according to Romans 2, everybody.
4/8/2008 9:18:48 PM
Grand Archblasphemer of York
THERE IS NO FREAKIN' "E" IN RIDICULOUS!
Oh, and homosexuals can feel love, your God does not define love as humans experience it, and by your logic, adulterers cannot feel love for the woman that they are having an affair with, because that too is against God's will.
4/8/2008 9:31:22 PM