You want God to give you a few minutes to mock the unsaved?
Isn't that an unchristian thought?
4/7/2008 10:58:38 PM
What a vindictive asshole
4/7/2008 11:05:10 PM
This makes me wonder if he/she would actually be raptured if it was true.
4/7/2008 11:06:37 PM
Actually, this is one of the most human (and fairly understandable) admissions I've ever seen from one of these folks. I can relate to Heartstorm feeling this way; anyone can who has ever been made fun of for a cherished belief or association of some kind -- or just been made fun of, period.
Of course, the problem here is that Heartstorm's belief in the whole underlying premise actually deserves ridicule, being utterly ridiculous. Heartstorm's hope of eventual validation is doomed to never being fulfilled, either by getting to say "told you so" or by being too caught up in the experience to care. The Rapture just isn't going to happen.
4/7/2008 11:07:42 PM
Do we get to stand at your deathbed and say Neener neener neener? No? Why not?
4/7/2008 11:10:40 PM
Even if you do believe in this whole rapture business how could you possibly think you'll be among the ones going up.
Well I guess you're just an egotistical smallminded little bastard.
4/7/2008 11:11:11 PM
"That book is horrible and I can't say what I think about that woman.....I've seen her on TV, horrible!! She refers to those that believe in the rapture as "cultists"....UGH!) "
Ugh, flippin' idiot!
"Makes me wish that when we are ratured that the Lord would allow a few minutes of
Neener neener neener..........."
Aw, it's okay....
I'll be able to have that moment when you're on your deathbed and the Rapture still isn't gonna happen.
I'm too nice to do that though.
4/7/2008 11:13:57 PM
I'm sorry, but having had that thought means you are eternally blemished by sin and will be ineligable for the Rapture Express.
God/Jesus thanks you for your interest in Post-Rapture Life Inc. and hope you are able to find a suitable existence without Heaven.
4/7/2008 11:15:02 PM
Dude, it's just not going to happen... Get over it!
4/7/2008 11:33:23 PM
Whoever 'that woman'is, she appears to be sane, which is more than can be said for the 'Rapture Ready' crew.
4/7/2008 11:37:38 PM
Okay, you go ahead and flip me off from your cloud. I won't care. I'll be too busy head-shotting Lucifer's Zombie Army with my AR-15.
4/7/2008 11:40:55 PM
Childhood revenge fantasies for Jesus.
4/7/2008 11:42:45 PM
You know what the saddest thing about this whole Rapture cult is? They got it from a fictional series!
4/7/2008 11:50:58 PM
And there you go proving her point. You are cult, specifically, a Religious Death Cult that was based on ficticious writing. You are so overjoyed at the prospect of dying that you make everyone else around you who isn't a part of your cult miserable. The only difference between you and the Heavens Gate cult is they acted on their death cult beliefs. You are the biggest group of passive suicidals I have ever read about.
4/7/2008 11:55:08 PM
@Osiris, do you think they will ever figure that out? The Fiction part?
4/7/2008 11:56:52 PM
There are a bunch of comments in that thread worthy of fstdt. My personal favorite comes from Lynne:
"imho, the reason that the rapture idea receives so much criticism/mockery is because . . .it's true.
Aside from the fact that it is taught in Scripture, outright mockery and rudeness toward those who are expecting it to happen are also pretty reliable indicators that it's true."
4/8/2008 12:10:09 AM
Repeat. Still retarded though.
4/8/2008 12:26:21 AM
Grand Archblasphemer of York
Funny...I hope that the Rapture actually does happen, and you do not get Raptured. I then hope that Jesus comes down to personally inform you that you were not beamed up into Jesusland due entirely to that sadistic wish of yours. Unfortunately, karmic justice is rarely so cut and dried, but, you can always dream, right?
4/8/2008 12:29:37 AM
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne?
4/8/2008 1:15:27 AM
It's a little funny, but mostly just sad.
4/8/2008 1:15:38 AM
Child, visit someone at the senior center. Distribute magazines at a hospital. Walk for a charity. Join a flower club and beautify the town square. Read a book. Read two books. Get some sort of freaking life!
4/8/2008 1:30:08 AM
When the rapture happens and you're stuck here with us heathens because of your selfish, arrogant, insulting, un christian attitude, I will be the one saying "nanner nanner boo boo, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks onto you."
4/8/2008 2:04:28 AM
You are cultists - DEATH cultists!
4/8/2008 2:25:16 AM
Guess the truth hurts, doesn't it Heartstorm? Rapture is a non-Biblical joke!
4/8/2008 2:49:01 AM
Very cultish indeed.
4/8/2008 3:41:32 AM