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#458093
Reverend Davidius
"Have you noticed that people KNOW that we are in the end times and make light of it anyway???"
No, we just know you're crazy, and that the only thing to do about it is to have a little fun behind your backs.
4/7/2008 11:00:40 PM
#458094
Madame Scarlet
No, nobody who makes fun of the rapture believes in it. They're making fun of you for being a complete dumbass.
4/7/2008 11:01:47 PM
#458106
nfp
I don't believe your little story.
4/7/2008 11:09:33 PM
#458107
daken
WE ARE NOT IN THE END TIMES YOU MORON!
4/7/2008 11:10:07 PM
#458114
cyborgtroy
you have to understand, some people think you're wrong. They see the world differently.
No, differently works both ways. To them, you're a fucking moron.
4/7/2008 11:12:21 PM
#458115
Antichrist
I don't believe that two unbelievers would say this, unless they knew you were there.
So either:
A) Your lying for Jesus (again)
B) They were mocking you because they're sick of hearing you preach
Take your pick
4/7/2008 11:12:37 PM
#458118
MysticalChicken
"Have you noticed that people KNOW that we are in the end times and make light of it anyway???"
You mean just like everyone who's lived in the past 2000-odd years? They thought the world was going to end in Jesus' time. Didn't happen then, and I'm not holding my breath for it to happen anytime soon, barring a rogue asteroid impact or something.
4/7/2008 11:14:03 PM
#458122
The Lazy One
I think they were making fun of YOU, not your Rapture.
4/7/2008 11:15:04 PM
#458125
RI
[i]Have you noticed that people KNOW that we are in the end times and make light of it anyway???[\i]
Yeah, I keep telling people that Heimdall is going to sound the Gjallarhorn any day now announcing Ragnarok, but people just laugh even though they know it's coming. What can you do? People are just willfully blind to the Truth, I guess.
4/7/2008 11:18:21 PM
#458131
Um... wow
When we mock your stupidity, just remember that you're the ones that created it ;)
4/7/2008 11:31:33 PM
#458133
whathehell
what makes you sop sure we're in the "end times", assuming that there even is a such thing?
4/7/2008 11:31:57 PM
#458142
Doctor Whom
Congrats on adding 2 and 2 and getting i.
4/7/2008 11:43:30 PM
#458147
SSJPunk
While at work I was coming around the corner and overheard two supervisors talking about the number of people who called in sick today. Then one remarked that so many people called in it made her think what the place would look like after the rapture. THEN she laughed and jokingly said, "us poor sinners would be left behind..oh well!!"
I could not believe it. I just looked at them and shook my head, because her grammar was appalling.
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4/7/2008 11:47:35 PM
#458151
Osiris
@daken: WE ARE ALWAYS IN THE END TIMES!
4/7/2008 11:49:48 PM
#458152
Nowonmai
"Have you noticed that people KNOW that we are in the end times and make light of it anyway???"
Talk about missing the point. They are making light of you and your death cult mentality. How many times have you adjusted the date of "end days"? Shit, even your own Rapture Ready Retard site says do not post a date! because they know yet again,it will wrong wrong wrong!
4/7/2008 11:50:29 PM
#458156
Dorkman
I initially misread his prayer as "Lord, I can't believe these people who make fun of your rectum and know the consequences."
4/7/2008 11:53:49 PM
#458189
Some people take themselves WAY to seriously.
4/8/2008 12:38:33 AM
#458190
Grand Archblasphemer of York
Wow...you are freaking out because someone was making a joke involving the Rapture that was basically just a comical self-aggrandizing remark. You've got some thick skin, you know that?
And we are not in the end times...unless those who share your particular delusion of the impending apocalypse decide to pave the way for Jesus's return...after all, it'll be any day now!
4/8/2008 12:39:20 AM
#458191
Nutz
I've made such jokes before. Knowing about the concept of the rapture and actually buying into such bullshit are completely different things. Like knowing about the concept of witchcraft and - err, shit. Ok, like believing people can come back from the dea- oh damn... uh, well like believing demons can take control of....you know this just isn't working. I guess it's like when idiots make jokes about evolution even though they think it's fake.
4/8/2008 12:39:54 AM
#458209
cool cats
@ RI
Oh, they will know when they see the Sons of Muspell ride over the Bifrost Bridge, and watch as it shatters and falls behind them.
When they see the wolves, Skoll and Hati, devour the sun and moon.
When three years of winter come without summer
Oh, they will know.
4/8/2008 12:57:35 AM
#458241
Old Viking
"Have you noticed that people KNOW ... and make light of it anyway?"
Some of us do get frivolous at times.
4/8/2008 1:22:36 AM
#458245
Mayhem
Oh, grow the fuck up!
4/8/2008 1:25:05 AM
#458288
tmr
I'd bet my checking account balance they were doing nothing more than making fun of you.
4/8/2008 2:01:03 AM
#458321
dirtyape
End timers make me lawl
4/8/2008 2:22:45 AM
#458365
You are an arrogant asshole if you can't tell the difference between someone making fun of your little cult and someone making fun of the Lord.
4/8/2008 2:52:26 AM
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