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Big Brother for Jesus! award
Freedom is slavery
War is peace
Ignorance is Strength
4/1/2008 10:23:34 PM
The Lazy One
A special heavenly device? Let's see if Bush can guess what I'm thinking now!
4/1/2008 10:24:02 PM
Hang on. Are you seriously saying that Bush is sent by God and 'empowered' with telepathic powers so he could read the minds of citizens and keep them in control?
4/1/2008 10:26:12 PM
PLEASE be a poe.
4/1/2008 10:27:13 PM
George Bush is in your mind, watching you masturbate!
4/1/2008 10:27:15 PM
Bu$h hears voices? That explains a lot.
4/1/2008 10:27:18 PM
"President Bush is a born again Christian, so he would never abuse his power."
So starting 2 wars for profit isn't abusing his power then? what the fuck is abusing his power? getting a blowjob of his intern?
4/1/2008 10:28:10 PM
I agree with David D.G. on this please, please be a poe....
4/1/2008 10:29:48 PM
President Bush would die of confusion if he were to read our minds.
4/1/2008 10:30:12 PM
the beauty of this "reasoning" is that if he ever DOES manage to fall out with these freaks they'll simply turn around and say he wasn't a "real" christian.
4/1/2008 10:30:46 PM
... the spread of freedom and democracy ... must be forced down the peoples' throats.
4/1/2008 10:41:14 PM
Looking at the rest of his site, I'm pretty sure this is a parody site.
Wall Mart Shoppers are Good Christians
Every man that signs up to fight for America's freedom to worship the Lord Jesus Christ is a hero and will, upon death, be praised by God for living such a righteous existence.
Regarding rape in the military...
Women who insist on offending God deserve the leers and gropes, and all should remember such things would never happen if the women were at home serving their men.
scientists seem to have created the first genetically engineered woman in Serena Williams
Either that or he's up with Sherry Shriner for fundie nut job.
4/1/2008 10:43:52 PM
4/1/2008 10:44:21 PM
Please be a Poe.
4/1/2008 10:44:28 PM
If you are not a poe, I HATE YOU.
4/1/2008 10:47:06 PM
*twitch* *twitch* *twitchtwitch* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *head explodes*
Seriously, I think it's a bad sign that I couldn't get past the second sentence without cracking up...
4/1/2008 10:50:21 PM
But you know...
"God may have even given the President a special Heavenly device, where he can read our every thought and watch our every move. Just imagine that the next time you decide to sin OR commit terrorist acts against the country."
If I was to write something POEish, I would probably write something just like that.
4/1/2008 10:50:43 PM
Freedom. Love it or get the fuck out. Seriously. I know America is supposed to be a land were we are supposed to accept everyone and every lifestyle but this mentality is dangerous and demonstrates everything that's wrong with theology. Leader says God speaks to him ---> carte blanche for oppression and ridiculous laws.
4/1/2008 10:54:31 PM
I must admit that Bush's record has been consistent with receiving commands from God. According to God's own book the creator never had a clear idea of what he was doing. The rule of thumb was, "If it involves a lot of death, it's good."
4/1/2008 10:54:31 PM
Looking at Dr. Parnell's profile...
"I was born again in Christ when I was seven years old, during one of my mandatory bible lessons. I was recieving several repeated whippings for questioning my teachings. After that ordeal was over, and the blood was mopped up, I new I was saved. I learned never to question righteous Christian authority again.
* Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
* Passion of the Christ
* Event Horizon - provides a realistic interpretation of Hell.
* Mid-Nineteenth Century Hymns
* The King James Bible"
That sounds like something from Landover, not David Stewart.
4/1/2008 11:08:58 PM
Yep, this is just a parody.
4/1/2008 11:14:32 PM
@ Marsten, Nathaniel probably wears a tin foil while he masterbates.
4/1/2008 11:18:40 PM
Dubya would never abuse his power? Where the fuck have YOU been? Sending our troops to attack another country when he knew all along that that country had nothing to do with the attack on us? Open your eyes and ears, Nathaniel, and back slowly away from your bible. There's some dangerous shit in there.
4/1/2008 11:22:20 PM
Time for your meds!
4/1/2008 11:39:15 PM
I would think that President Bush would probably go brain dead from all of the confusion trying to read a simple-minded person's mind. Let alone, six billion.
4/1/2008 11:44:50 PM
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