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#451136
Sinisterwing
Big Brother for Jesus! award
Freedom is slavery
War is peace
Ignorance is Strength
4/1/2008 10:23:34 PM
#451138
The Lazy One
A special heavenly device? Let's see if Bush can guess what I'm thinking now!
4/1/2008 10:24:02 PM
#451141
SpiderWeb
Hang on. Are you seriously saying that Bush is sent by God and 'empowered' with telepathic powers so he could read the minds of citizens and keep them in control?
4/1/2008 10:26:12 PM
#451142
David D.G.
PLEASE be a poe.
~David D.G.
4/1/2008 10:27:13 PM
#451143
Marsten
George Bush is in your mind, watching you masturbate!
4/1/2008 10:27:15 PM
#451144
Doctor Fishcake
Bu$h hears voices? That explains a lot.
4/1/2008 10:27:18 PM
#451146
Safaraz
"President Bush is a born again Christian, so he would never abuse his power."
So starting 2 wars for profit isn't abusing his power then? what the fuck is abusing his power? getting a blowjob of his intern?
4/1/2008 10:28:10 PM
#451149
I agree with David D.G. on this please, please be a poe....
4/1/2008 10:29:48 PM
#451150
Reverend Davidius
President Bush would die of confusion if he were to read our minds.
4/1/2008 10:30:12 PM
#451154
flyingweasel
the beauty of this "reasoning" is that if he ever DOES manage to fall out with these freaks they'll simply turn around and say he wasn't a "real" christian.
rinse
repeat.
4/1/2008 10:30:46 PM
#451169
Doctor Whom
... the spread of freedom and democracy ... must be forced down the peoples' throats.
Poe.
4/1/2008 10:41:14 PM
#451171
Antichrist
Looking at the rest of his site, I'm pretty sure this is a parody site.
Wall Mart Shoppers are Good Christians
Every man that signs up to fight for America's freedom to worship the Lord Jesus Christ is a hero and will, upon death, be praised by God for living such a righteous existence.
Regarding rape in the military...
Women who insist on offending God deserve the leers and gropes, and all should remember such things would never happen if the women were at home serving their men.
scientists seem to have created the first genetically engineered woman in Serena Williams
Either that or he's up with Sherry Shriner for fundie nut job.
4/1/2008 10:43:52 PM
#451172
nfp
Poe.
4/1/2008 10:44:21 PM
#451173
Dorkman
Poe.
Please be a Poe.
4/1/2008 10:44:28 PM
#451174
avowed_cynic
If you are not a poe, I HATE YOU.
4/1/2008 10:47:06 PM
#451178
SKnight
*twitch* *twitch* *twitchtwitch* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *head explodes*
Seriously, I think it's a bad sign that I couldn't get past the second sentence without cracking up...
4/1/2008 10:50:21 PM
#451180
booley
But you know...
"God may have even given the President a special Heavenly device, where he can read our every thought and watch our every move. Just imagine that the next time you decide to sin OR commit terrorist acts against the country."
If I was to write something POEish, I would probably write something just like that.
4/1/2008 10:50:43 PM
#451184
Osiris
Freedom. Love it or get the fuck out. Seriously. I know America is supposed to be a land were we are supposed to accept everyone and every lifestyle but this mentality is dangerous and demonstrates everything that's wrong with theology. Leader says God speaks to him ---> carte blanche for oppression and ridiculous laws.
4/1/2008 10:54:31 PM
#451185
Old Viking
I must admit that Bush's record has been consistent with receiving commands from God. According to God's own book the creator never had a clear idea of what he was doing. The rule of thumb was, "If it involves a lot of death, it's good."
4/1/2008 10:54:31 PM
#451201
Skyknight
Looking at Dr. Parnell's profile...
"I was born again in Christ when I was seven years old, during one of my mandatory bible lessons. I was recieving several repeated whippings for questioning my teachings. After that ordeal was over, and the blood was mopped up, I new I was saved. I learned never to question righteous Christian authority again.
Interests
* Preaching
* Ministering
* Evangelisizing
* Teaching
* Judging
* Punishing
* Condemning
* Excommunicating
Favorite Movies
* Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
* Passion of the Christ
* Event Horizon - provides a realistic interpretation of Hell.
Favorite Music
* Mid-Nineteenth Century Hymns
Favorite Books
* The King James Bible"
That sounds like something from Landover, not David Stewart.
4/1/2008 11:08:58 PM
#451209
David D.G.
Yep, this is just a parody.
Thank goodness.
~David D.G.
4/1/2008 11:14:32 PM
#451211
Titania
@ Marsten, Nathaniel probably wears a tin foil while he masterbates.
4/1/2008 11:18:40 PM
#451218
sakura
Dubya would never abuse his power? Where the fuck have YOU been? Sending our troops to attack another country when he knew all along that that country had nothing to do with the attack on us? Open your eyes and ears, Nathaniel, and back slowly away from your bible. There's some dangerous shit in there.
4/1/2008 11:22:20 PM
#451232
toothache
Time for your meds!
4/1/2008 11:39:15 PM
#451235
I would think that President Bush would probably go brain dead from all of the confusion trying to read a simple-minded person's mind. Let alone, six billion.
4/1/2008 11:44:50 PM
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