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And we all know how well standing in front of a class and telling them that all you have to do is not have sex works.
4/1/2008 2:09:55 PM
If people didn't exist, there would be no:
*Lists every failure of humanity*
If there's a robot uprising, I'm not gonna be on your side.
4/1/2008 2:09:58 PM
ARGH! The horror! My beloved English language being raped once more!
Not to mention the lingual rape is used to convey more stupidity and hatred...
4/1/2008 2:10:39 PM
And if your auntie had a dick she would be your uncle.
4/1/2008 2:17:22 PM
Kerhisting hell, what a bunch of mishmash. Even with a grammar checker and translation, it's still a load of bullshit.
4/1/2008 2:18:03 PM
So, um, is this the result of Fundie-homeschooling and Abstinence "Education"?
And also, what if the woman makes sure she and hubby remain abstinent (or vice versa), but the husband/wife goes of and sleeps with other people, and brings home an STI?
Then again, according to Fundies, only unmarried women who sleep with everthing under the sun contract STIs and get abortions. Married women never get abortions, of course!
4/1/2008 2:23:17 PM
What, paedophiles can't be married? Married people can't fornicate? What's the point of marrying then?
4/1/2008 2:23:52 PM
If unmarried people practised abstemise (sp?), there would be no unwanted pregnancies [...etc, etc., etc.]
And if I could fly long distances at high speed without tiring, I wouldn't need to get on the bus anymore!
4/1/2008 2:28:23 PM
Clearly if you pray hard enough then God won't give you an STD anyway. Unless His purpose is to test you, in which case He wants you to have an STD. Either way, abstinance is opposing His will >:(
4/1/2008 2:29:36 PM
You expect children to practice abstinence if a married adult forces himself on them?
4/1/2008 2:35:55 PM
And snake oil works...
4/1/2008 2:42:54 PM
Married people never have unwanted pregnancies? Oh really?
And pedophilia is associated with the sexual behavior of two adults? Really? Some how I doubt 25 year old + 25 year old + consentual sex = 25 year old + 10 year old + rape. My equations could be wrong though.
Health costs? Police costs? How about the number of people who use sex as a calming mechanism, so they don't do violent or unhealthy things instead? What about the documented evidence that regular orgasm helps cardiovascular health, the immune system and prevents certain types of cancers? (like testicular and uterian)
4/1/2008 2:51:02 PM
Um, right. Because only single people have sex.
4/1/2008 2:51:14 PM
Beloved Child does know that AIDS/HIV can be passed on through shared needles etc...
And you can catch crabs off clothes or bedsheets if the place your sleeping at has dirty sheets
4/1/2008 2:54:52 PM
"If unmarried people practised abstemise . . . no little children molested,"
The Catholic church tried this, with little success.
4/1/2008 3:00:07 PM
These words....they have meaning...but so scrambled...
4/1/2008 3:02:53 PM
"no guilt complexes, no peodphiles, no little children molested, no fornication, "
Since these are virtually unknown in the world of celibate priests! I guess reality can 'take a hike'.
4/1/2008 3:03:55 PM
Golly! Jeepers! And to think I thought some babies of married couples might be unwanted. Silly ol' me. To find out "abstemise" would end child molestation, guilt and HIV/AIDS, well that's just dandy. And, of course, when one eliminates sex outside of marriage, there would be no fornication, as, say, sex outside of marriage.
4/1/2008 3:12:51 PM
What language is this ?
Married people have STD's, molest children, have HIV, have un wanted pregnancies. They fornicate a lot also. So if we ban marriage things would be better, is tha you point, moron.
4/1/2008 3:14:46 PM
I never realized before that you could induce the feeling of dragging fingernails across a blackboard by using the poorly written word filled with so much hate and ignorance.
Please, no more Rapture Ready for a while. I feel ill.
4/1/2008 3:19:43 PM
what gets me with the RR gang is that their aliases are so prideful: no sense of humility, no sense that their salvation is entirely up to god, no "HopefullSaved" types! All "I'mGod'sFavorite" types.
4/1/2008 3:29:24 PM
Grand Archblasphemer of York
There can still be unwanted pregnancies within marriages, and thus, abortions, there can still be HIV/AIDS because it can be passed on through blood, and passed on to children, the guilt complexes are what would allow abstinence to occur in the first place, and abstinence to a large degree contributes to pedophilia, along with just generally screwing up the person if it is done for too long of a period of time.
Sexual repression is not as simple as you make it out to be.
4/1/2008 3:49:39 PM
Abstemise! O NOSE!!11!!1@2!!!! I've been doing it wrong all along, no wonder I'm in so much trouble. I've been practising asbestos and absinthe. It's all so abstruse. Teh whorrer!!
4/1/2008 3:53:58 PM
Yeah, and if a frog had wings then he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
4/1/2008 4:00:14 PM
[Responding to the message, rather than the linguistically tortured form of it.]
Not, quite, but I agree that it would be a vast improvement in that direction. Unwanted pregnancies and such wouldn't be completely gone, but I am sure there wouldn't be nearly as many. Same for STDs and so on.
Of course, if people just flew everywhere by mental levitation, we wouldn't have to rely on vehicles anymore, so we could free ourselves of vast drains on our planetary resources and eliminate a gigantic source of pollution. And it's probably more likely to come to pass than what you're proposing.
4/1/2008 4:06:27 PM
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