It's quite a shame more people don't believe in Creation. Still, no one has answered how the creatures got the brain to think to evolve. They couldn't evolve it, because without a brain, they couldn't think to evolve it.
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"It's quite a shame more people don't believe in Creation."
Yeah, much in the same way it's a shame more people son't believe in the tooth fairy and the great pumpkin.
"Still, no one has answered how the creatures got the brain to think to evolve."
As viruses and bacteria prove, an organism doesn't need a mind to evolve. Neither genetic mutation nor natural selection are directed or optional.
"They couldn't evolve it, because without a brain, they couldn't think to evolve it."
Indeed, but then again, they don't need to think of it.
Thinking causes evolution?
Damn it I should of just though my wisdom teeth into non-existence. 4 hours of surgery, without being under, was not fun.
You need to look up the concept of "SNP"... no, first you should look up "mutation"... no, first you should look up the concept "gene"... or just go to grammar school, you schmuck.
Well, you've certainly proved Lamarick wrong.
Now, if you can just advance your thinking a few more decades, you might really be onto something.
Go to FAIL. Go directly to FAIL. Do not pass "WIN," Do not collect 200 Intarnetz.
Yeah, obviously, this person doesn't need a brain for much. Why should it be any different for a distant ancestor of the same intelligence level?
Great. Now let me think really hard for a larger penis.
Pony, evolution only requires creatures with beneficial mutations to survive till reproduction and pass that beneficial trait onto the next generation. They don't need willpower or intelligence for that... I didn't go "hmm, I think I'll grow 11 fingers instead of 10" in the womb.
Fuck you, you arrogant little cunt! This moron's first post started with "I'm going to be blunt: I don't believe in evolution. I believe in creation. Period. Nothing, I repeat NOTHING, will change my mind."
Then she proceeds to ask a bunch of questions about evolution, IMMEDIATELY AFTER saying she's not going to listen to any of the answers or accept any of the evidence offered.
Typical fucking creationist!
The way things work:
creature with a given trait survives to pass on said trait
trait that was once rare has found a niche in which it flourishes
The way things don't work:
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
oh cool! so that's how it works! right, in that case, i want all the men in the world to think really hard about a minimum of 8 inches...
waddya mean you already think about that?
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damn.
Stupid cow would be a better name.
I don't know why anyones trying to inform her, she just insults them. Leave her to her delusions.
Looks like somebody learned what they know of the theory of evolution from playing Pokemon.
Pony, y'know how certain Pokemon evolutions weren't attainable without breeding? Reality is kinda more like that.
What if the answer is "We don't yet quite know where The Universe came from because our brains and knowledge are still evolving?"
And we could need to evolve again, say back into monkeys, in order to survive a nuclear holocaust if you religious fundamentalists (of all religions) have your way!
Nobody got the brain to provoke natural phenomena, to grow, to eat, to release hormones.......................
1) Evolution does not work that way.
2) Evolution is the theory of how life changes, not how life came to be. Natural selection requires pre-existing life to select from, obviously. Abiogenesis is the theory of how life came to be, and there are a lot of different competing theories in it, some which are no longer accepted and some which are still considered possible theories. Wiki it for more info.
wow, that makes no sense. i hope the person who said that is really embarrassed by how stupid it is. maybe, if i think about i can evolve into one of the X-men. oh fundys, always making it waaay to easy.
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How do you know that it wasn't Bonniecorn & Fausticorn who created your 'God'...?! /)^3^(\
They thought about ponies with sentience; one thought of God esses of the Sun & Moon, therefore...!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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