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[After being told by another user (not me in this case) that "chimps have a baculum (penis bone) and humans don't. The other 206 bones, though, are in one-to-one correspondence", Guzman's reply was this classic:]

and what about the bones and organs in bacteria?...are we truly just enlarged bacteria? If not you better come up with an explanation for the novelty.

Guzman (aka Supersport), Rants 'n' Raves 46 Comments [3/16/2008 5:42:38 PM]
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#435806

David B.

"are we truly just enlarged bacteria? If not you better come up with an explanation for the novelty."

We have. It's called "evolution".

3/16/2008 9:40:49 PM

#435816

sakura

Guzman, you are a giant fungus on the ass of humanity.

3/16/2008 9:59:58 PM

#435950

Grand Archblasphemer of York

No, we are not enlarged bacteria...we are effectively massive networks of specifically structured bacteria.

And...bacteria with bones and organs? Classic!

3/17/2008 12:51:59 AM

#435954

aaa

Supersport as he sees world.

3/17/2008 12:54:41 AM

#435995

Nowonmai

Bacteria with bones? *guffaw*

I would give you a book on bacteria, but you would just ignore it.

3/17/2008 1:41:36 AM

#436081

Darwin

There are just as many bones in a bacteria as there are brain cells in a fundie.

3/17/2008 2:52:11 AM

#436140

Mattural Selection

I have a few suggestions for Guzman, but all are uncomfortable, most are painful and many are just physically impossible.

3/17/2008 4:19:59 AM

#436179

Ambrielle

I've said it before: someone with access to the internet has no excuse for this kind of idiocy.

3/17/2008 5:46:27 AM

#436195

Brian X

This is just... I... he must realize that bacteria don't really have bones, right? Please tell me this is just garden-variety stupid and he doesn't really not know the difference between single-celled and multicellular organisms? (Granted prokaryote vs eukaryote is probably a bit above his reading level, but still...)

3/17/2008 7:09:49 AM

#436277

Riddles

Bacteria have bones now?

I'm surprised supersport hasn't even learnt a single thing throughout all his debating. That or he is not showing it

3/17/2008 12:21:51 PM

#436345

Chancellor Gorkon

Clams got legs!

(apologies to Johnny Hart)

3/17/2008 2:32:06 PM

#436521

Guzman pulled a boner!!! wink, wink, nudge nudge!

3/17/2008 5:53:06 PM

#436672

Pagnostic

Poe

3/17/2008 8:43:00 PM

#437012

Yog-Sothoth

Buh... buh...

My brain comploded.

3/18/2008 3:21:31 AM

#437184

They just don't exist, because bacteriae are PROCARIOT CELLS. Google for this explanation which is a novelty for you, science illiterate.

3/18/2008 9:42:29 AM

#437546

ZugTheMegasaurus

I think it must hurt to be Supersport. Like real, irritating dull pain.

3/18/2008 5:39:46 PM

#437631

Darwin's Lil Girl

...Did you ever take biology past the eight grade?

3/18/2008 7:35:19 PM

#440433

Tom S. Fox

*sigh* Why are we even trying?

3/22/2008 12:05:09 AM

#1260914

Renon

there are no words ... can I get a facepalm?

2/25/2011 8:07:32 PM

#1260972

rw23

I wonder if Stupidsport took his alias from Cardinal Guzman?

I'm only halfway through the book, but so far it seems quite fitting.

2/26/2011 3:58:56 AM

#1260989

Tempus

I'm not surprised you think bacteria have skeletons. You also believe butterflies have wombs, DNA is controlled by will alone, and that Neanderthals were normal humans who died out because they ate too much refined sugar and baked goods.

At this point you're too pathetic to make fun of anymore.

2/26/2011 6:27:32 AM

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