The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Jesus, but also be ready to die for Him as well.
[3/16/2008 5:46:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Are they talking about holy war or do they have Holocaust envy?
3/20/2008 12:53:45 AM
Yes, and maybe in Sunday School they'll start teaching kids how to strap bombs onto their chests and blow themselves up. What a wonderful, loving religion Christianity is!
2/27/2009 2:22:21 AM
Hate to break this to you, but I may just have to kill your kids one day if they come after me. Just letting ya know.
2/27/2009 2:55:00 AM
And when muslim parents do that, they're horrible parents. Thanks for the memo.
3/19/2010 2:39:39 AM
I taught my children to think.
My descendents will annihilate yours if you morons don't render the planet uninhabitable first.
Count on it.
3/8/2012 6:04:20 PM
Hello, this is Stereotypical Islamic Fundamentalist #445. He thinks children should die for God as well. His children recently suicide bombed an American soldier. I think you guys will be great friends.
*leaves and locks room*
3/8/2012 7:52:31 PM
NEW challenge? Haven't people lived and died for Jesus for over thosand years?
3/9/2012 2:16:37 AM
Could you teach them by example please? Preferably before they are too f***ed up to be rescued.
3/9/2012 6:10:15 AM
the only difference between this and what muslims would tell their children if they want them to suicide-bomb, is the 'Jesus/Allah'
3/19/2012 3:39:22 AM