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The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Jesus, but also be ready to die for Him as well.

almenconi, almenconi 59 Comments [3/16/2008 5:46:36 PM]
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#438877
nfp

Are they talking about holy war or do they have Holocaust envy?

Either way...loverly.

3/20/2008 12:53:45 AM

#916067
JSS

Yes, and maybe in Sunday School they'll start teaching kids how to strap bombs onto their chests and blow themselves up. What a wonderful, loving religion Christianity is!

2/27/2009 2:22:21 AM

#916089
Darwin

Hate to break this to you, but I may just have to kill your kids one day if they come after me. Just letting ya know.

2/27/2009 2:55:00 AM

#1134940


And when muslim parents do that, they're horrible parents. Thanks for the memo.

3/19/2010 2:39:39 AM

#1380958
Quantum Mechanic

I taught my children to think.
My descendents will annihilate yours if you morons don't render the planet uninhabitable first.

Count on it.

3/8/2012 6:04:20 PM

#1380985
Sir Nyan

Hello, this is Stereotypical Islamic Fundamentalist #445. He thinks children should die for God as well. His children recently suicide bombed an American soldier. I think you guys will be great friends.
*leaves and locks room*

3/8/2012 7:52:31 PM

#1381029


NEW challenge? Haven't people lived and died for Jesus for over thosand years?

3/9/2012 2:16:37 AM

#1381072
FTR...

Could you teach them by example please? Preferably before they are too f***ed up to be rescued.

3/9/2012 6:10:15 AM

#1383729
Saringuy

the only difference between this and what muslims would tell their children if they want them to suicide-bomb, is the 'Jesus/Allah'

3/19/2012 3:39:22 AM
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